I talk to you every now and then 
     I never felt so alone again 
     I stop to think at a wishing well 
     My thoughts send me on a carousel 
     Here I am standing on my own 
     Not a motion from the telephone 
     I know not a reason why 
     Solitudes a reason to die 

     Just you wait and see 
     As school life is a 
     It is a woken dream 
     Aren't you feeling alone? 

     I guess its just another 
     I guess its just another 
     I guess its just another night alone 

     Now as I walk down the street 
     I need a job just to sleep in sheets 
     Buying food every once in a while 
     But not enough to purchase a smile 

     A tank of gas is a treasure to me 
     I know now that nothing is free 
     I talk to you every now and then 
     I never felt so alone again 

     Just you wait and see 
     As school life is a 
     It is a woken dream 
     Aren't you feeling alone? 

     I guess its just another 
    I guess its just another 
     I guess its just another night alone 

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M+M's

     You and I should get away for awhile 
     I just want to be alone with your smile 
     Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car 
     We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar 
     Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do 

     I just want to be your only one 
     I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw 
     That night on the floor when we were all alone 

     My love life was getting so bland 
     There are only so many ways I can make love with my 
     hand 
     Sometimes it makes me want to laugh 
     Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath 

     Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do 

     I just want to be your only one 
     I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw 
     That night on the floor when we were all alone 

     Who's gonna be the odd man out? 
     I don't want to be the odd man out 
     Is this going to be the end 
     Or are you going to be my new girlfriend? 

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Fentoozler

     At the risk of sounding rude 
     Just who the fuck do you think you are 
     To tell me what you expect of me today? 
     Well, you can take your attitude 
     You're out of luck, you've gone way too far 
     If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay 

     How long can I string you along? 
     How little of myself can I give 
     And still make you believe I care?

     At the risk of sounding trite 
     Why the fuck do you think you're right 
     About every little thing that you say? 

     And do you think that it is right 
     For Tom to spend another night 
     Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay? 

     How long can I string you along? 
     How little of myself can I give 
     And still make you believe I care? 

     How long can I string you along 
     How little of myself can I give 
     And still make you believe I care? 

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Touchdown Boy

     There's this one guy 
     There's no one like him in all the world 
     'Cause you can always see 
     Those girls down on there knees 
     In those dark sweaty rooms 
     Planning out his thoughts 
     He's waiting for just the right 

     One by one as they 
     Walk right through the door, they 
     Keep on coming back I 
     Guess they just want more 

     He has fun fun fun as you 
     Might call him a whore, but 
     Just look where he's at 'cause 
     He is the one that scores 

     I saw my friend there 
     Out on the field today 
     I asked him where he's going, he said 
     "All the way," now 

     One by one as they 
     Walk right through the door, they 
     Keep on coming back I 
     Guess they just want more 

     He has fun fun fun as you 
     Might call him a whore, but 
     Just look where he's at 'cause 
     He is the one that scores...Go! 

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Strings

     I would do anything and that's 
     What scares me so bad 
     Don't want to live my life alone 
     Don't want to go back to what I had 
     Don't want to spend my life without 
     All those special things 
     Don't want to walk around being tied to 
     Anyone else's 

     Strings, strings, strings, strings 

     I would do anything and that's 
     What scares me so bad 
     Don't want to live my life alone 
     Don't want to go back to what I had 

     Don't want to spend my life without 
     All those special things 
     Don't want to walk around being tied to 
     Anyone else's 

     Strings, strings, strings, strings 
     Strings, strings, strings, strings 

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Peggy Sue

     I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room 
     Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say 
     to you 

     And as your head gets all cluttered inside 
     Try to stay awake 
     Everything they say are lies 
     That's all the shit that you ever have to take 

     So hold in all your aggresions 
     Because your grinding your teeth on down to 
     The bottom of your chin 

     It's not easy or so damn pleasing 
     To not laugh at everything they say that 
     They tell you what to be you're not alone 

     I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do 
     It's not the same reason why that 
     Makes you change the things that you once knew 

     As your head gets all cluttered inside 
     Give more than you take 
     Everything they say are lies 
     That's all the shit that you ever have to take 

     So hold in all your aggresions 
     Because your grinding your teeth on down to 
     The bottom of your chin 

     It's not easy or so damn pleasing 
     To not laugh at everything they say that 
     They tell you what to be you're not alone 

     You say you want to take off your shoes just to 
     Walk barefoot down the street 
     Just to be the things that you can be 
     Just live for one more week (Go!) 

     You say you want to take off your shoes just to 
     Walk barefoot down the street 
     Just to be the things that you can be 
     Just live for one more week 

     So hold in all your aggresions 
     Because your grinding your teeth on down to 
     The bottom of your chin 

     It's not easy or so damn pleasing 
     To not laugh at everything they say that 
     They tell you what to be you're not alone 

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Does My Breath Smell?

     Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want? 
     Who tells them all to laugh? 
     Who tells them all to talk about me? 
     And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here 
     Why do they, why do they 
     Always kick me in the groin when I come near 

     And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit. 

     I don't know what I'm feeling 
     I'm just so sick of seeing 
     All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads 

     Who often just sit kick back 
     As I am not so relaxed 
     I often wonder why they act so odd 

     Because no worse a time 
     When it's just your time to 
     Think you should make your move 
     It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse 

     What about that situation 
     All night procrastination 
     Taking to the point when you lead her to her door 

     There is nothing left there to say 
     I guess you best be on your way 
     But before you go you got to do that chore 

     No worse a time 
     When it's just your time to 
     Think you should make your move 
     It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse 

     Please won't you buy in 
     I'm always tryin' 
     I keep on tryin' 
     There's only so much pride that I can lose 

     I hope that when you see me 
     You see right through me 
     Come on now, honestly 
     I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue 

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Cacophony

     When you talk about tomorrow 
     I'm not sure about today 
     When you tell me that you love me 
     What am I supposed to say? 
     Sometimes I don't feel 
     The same way as you feel 

     Words like forever 
     They scare the shit out of me 
     Maybe I'm afraid of commitment 
     Maybe you're too distracted to see that 

     Sometimes I don't feel 
     The same way as you feel 

     I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again 
     I think of all the things I'd scream 
     But I think it's for the best 
     That you and I just don't connect and 
     Things are never quite what they seem 

     Will there ever be 
     Someone to give her heart to me 
     Or would I be to blind to see it 

     I wouldn't make a sound 
     I'd keep it underground 

     It always seems like I'm running around around 
     Running around around 
     Round 

     Sometimes I don't feel 
     The same way as you feel 

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TV

     When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch 
     So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch 
     And when I'm walking through the front door at night 
     I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh 

     I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 
     Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 
     I need my TV 

     What's happening in this world, I don't care at all 
     But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football 
     I can't even come up with my own views 
     I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh 

     I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 
     Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 
     I need my TV 

     Lalala... 

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Toast and Bananas

     Do you wanna know what I think of you? 
     Cause you're not the way I thought you should be 
     Do take back what you said 

     It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head 
     And now all alone, one's less than two 
     I've never been better off living lonely 
     To listen to what you say 
     I couldn't care less of what you say 

     What did you think of me acting this way 
     I guess you never really thought at all 
     Is that what you call your brain? 
     Is that why I call you hang up on me? 

     I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose 
     And now I'm a man who's just living small 
     Listen to what you say 
     I couldn't care less of what you say 

     To me as I walk alone I 
     Much rather be riding prone, man 
     To be just another one you are lame to 

     I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose 
     But now I'm a man who's just living small 
     Listen to what you say 
     I couldn't care less of what you say 

     To me as I tune you out of my mind 
     Won't bend over backwards or 
     Take another step there to 
     Hear from you again 

     Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I 
     Much rather be riding prone, man 
     Be just another one you are lame to 

     Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind 
     Won't bend over backwards or 
     Take another step there to 
     Hear from you again 

     Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I 
     Much rather be riding prone, man 
     To be just another one you are lame to 

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Wasting Time

     I'm wasting time thinking about a girl 
     And stealing her away from her world 
     She and I would run away 
     I think of all the things that I'd say 
     We'd talk about important things 
     And I picture it in my dreams 
     She'd teach me about modern art 
     And I'd show her it's okay to fart and 

     Maybe I'd impress her 
     By being in a band and 
     Maybe if I act real tough 
     She'd let me hold her hand and 
     Maybe I'll win her heart 
     By writing this song about her 

     Sometimes I sit at home and 
     Wonder if she's sitting at home 
     Thinking of me and wondering if I'm 
     Sitting at home, thinking about her 
     Or am I just wasting my time 

     Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's 
     When I made fun of that guy 
     Remebering the look she gave me 
     When I told her that I used to fry 

     I really want to ask her out 
     But my ego could never take it 
     And even if I got the balls 
     You know that the Cougar would never make it 

     And in my town you can't drive naked 

     And maybe I'd impress her 
     By being in a band and 
     Maybe if I act real tough 
     She'd let me hold her hand and 
     Maybe I'll win her heart 
     By writing this song about her 

     Sometimes I sit at home and 
     Wonder if she's sitting at home 
     Thinking of me and wondering if I'm 
     Sitting at home, thinking about her 
     Or am I just wasting my time 

     Am I just wasting my time 
     Am I just wasting my time 
     Am I just wasting my time 
     Wasting my time thinking about a girl 

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Romeo and Rebecca

     Walking through the grass 
     Another blade next to you from the ground 
     As the wind does pass 
     I notice as you feel the breath of my shout 
     Your words are kind 
     The kind that repeatedly say no 
     But that's alright 
     I'm older than you so I've got time 

     What have you said, reach out your hand 
     There's a black shadow on my wall 
     But as I look into my mind 
     I can see that girls are a waste of time 

     We've all seen the bridge 
     A broken seam and a girl on one side 
     You think your words will work 
     They only work when you lay down and close your eyes

     I thought of all the lines 
     All the right ones used at all the wrong times 
     But that's alright 
     Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind 

     What have you said, reach out your hand 
     There's a black shadow on my wall 
     But as I look into my mind 
     I can see that girls are a waste of time 

     I don't want to live alone 
     I don't want to live in 
     My broken dreams of you 

     I don't want to live along with 
     My broken dreams of you 
     I don't want to live along with 
     My broken dreams of you 

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Ben Wah Balls

     (No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman  pincher 
     Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink) 

     Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house 
     So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth 
     And happily and gay 
     Well I guessed exactly that 
     Because he found a special girl 
     That put him in a special trance 

     He fell in love so quickly 
     What the hell was he to expect 
     That the girl under his arm wasn't the same 
     As any other girl 
     That he had thought that he once met 
     I guess you could only blame fate 

     Things started getting weird as they started to kiss 
     She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed 
     And then quietly one day 
     He sang a song that's been deep within his heart 
     Causing some ingestion 
     He finished with a great big fart and 

     She knew at that one moment 
     That song was something she heard before 
     So she asked him to do that again 

     Then out the door they hurried 
     She was gonna find out for sure 
     So she analyzed his rear end 

     She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. 
     He used to always fart and sing this special song. 
     Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall. 
     'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls." 

     I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, 
     Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah 
     I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, 
     Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah 

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Depends

     I don't want to urinate on myself 
     I don't want to urinate on anyone else 
     Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore 
     Because I can't control my bladder anymore 
     Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 
     Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 

     Step back in the light 
     No more soiled nights alone 
     But I guess I don't have a care 
     Because there's not a load in my underwear 

     I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) 
     I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) 
     I had an accident today 
     I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say 

     But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 
     Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) 

     Step back in the light (go, go) 
     No more soiled nights alone 
     Well, I guess that I don't have a care 
     If I won't have a load in my underwear 

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