I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it 
     A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home 
     There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting 
     I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone 

     You got, you got, you got to help me out 
     And I'll try not to argue 
     No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out 
     Mistakes are hard to undo 

     Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
     I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong 
     Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
     I think I'm different, this is where I belong 

     I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting 
     If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove 
     Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing 
     I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move 

     You got, you got, you got to help me out 
     And I'll try not to argue 
     No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out 
     Mistakes are hard to undo 

     Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
     I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong 
     Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
     I think I'm different, this is where I belong 

     Don't pull me down, this is where I belong 
     I think I'm different, this is where I belong 

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Voyeur

     And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow 
     The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change 
     I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow 
     I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate 

     (And I wish) 
     I wish she'd be more kind now 
     I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down 
     I've seen everything there is to be shown 
     I followed her all the way home 

     I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
     The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet 
     She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now 
     Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf 

     (And I wish) 
     I wish she'd be more kind now 
     I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down 
     I've seen everything there is to be shown 
     I followed her all the way home 

     I bet this last time's the one time too many 
     The rush of waiting is burning in my head 
     Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week 
     He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred 

     I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window 
     Her dad is big and I've never seen his face 
     I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow 
     My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain 

     (And I wish) 
     I wish she'd be more kind now 
     I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down 
     I've seen everything there is to be shown 
     I followed her all the way home 

     I bet this last time's the one time too many 
     The rush of waiting is burning in my head 
     Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week 
     He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred 

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Dammit

     It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me 
     I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you 
     I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons 
     The season / is calling / and your pictures / are  falling down 

     The steps that / I retrace / a sad look / on your face 
     The timing / and structure / did you hear / he fucked her? 
     A day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report 
     I'm losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now 

     And it's happened once again 
     I'll turn to a friend 
     Someone that understands 
     Sees through the master plan 

     But everybody's gone 
     And I've been here for too long 
     To face this on my own 
     Well I guess this is growing up 

     Well I guess this is growing up 

     And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview 
     You'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy 
     And I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay 
     The charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back 

     And it's happened once again 
     I'll turn to a friend 
     Someone that understands 
     And sees through the master plan 

     But everybody's gone 
     And you've been here for too long 
     To face this on your own 
     Well I guess this is growing up 

     Well, I guess this is growing up [4x] 
     Well, I guess this is growing up 

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Boring

     You don't need nothin' 
     And I know that you won't even try 
     Don't wait for me to help you 
     Too late for any of my advice 
     No trust 
     All I got is lies 
     Boring 
     Alright 

     Misplaced your values 
     Forgot being the importance of being right 
     Don't sit there and act humble 
     I've heard your story a thousand times 

     No trust 
     All I got is lies
     Boring 
     Alright 

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Dick Lips

     Please, mom 
     You ground me all the time 
     I know that I was right 
     All along 
     And I'm hoping 
     Remember I'm a kid 
     I know not what I did 
     Just having fun 

     You couldn't wait for something new 
     And yesterday I thought of you 
     It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away 
     It's too late, I fell through 

     Nothing to lose 
     A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
     Nothing to do 
     They can't trust me because I blew it once before 

     Shit, dad 
     Please don't kick my ass 
     I know I've seen you trash 
     At least one time 

     Can I blame it 
     On one of my dumb friends 
     It's been awhile 
     Since I have used that line 

     You couldn't wait for something new 
     And yesterday I thought of you 
     It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away 
     It's too late, I fell through 

     Nothing to lose 
     A boy who went out when he finished all his chores 
     Nothing to do 
     They can't trust me because I blew it once before 

     (Alright) 

     Nothing to lose 
     A boy who went out when he finished all his chores 
     Nothing to do 
     They can't trust me because I blew it once before 

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Waggy

     Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror 
     As I drive away 
     Wishing that I could take back all those words 
     That meant nothing that I didn't say 

     I'm trying 
     To be what you want me to be 
     But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part 
     Of the fool, week after week 

     I think you need some time alone (I think you need some time alone) 
     You say you want someone to call your own 
     Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride 
     You can live your life all on your own 

     Is this all going to be just another time 
     That we play this game? 
     I've tried to convince you that things could be different 
     But somehow they end up the same 

     But what 
     Did you expect from me?  What am I supposed to do?
     You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost 
     Well, I do, too 

     I don't wanna live this lie again (I don't wanna live this lie again) 
     I know I'll get it right but I don't know when 
     I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side 
     I'll just jack off in my room until then 

     It's never over 'til it's done 
     And I don't think that you're the one 
     It's never over 'til it's done 
     And I don't think that you're the one 

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Enthused

     Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed 
     To be the one who gets stupid over you 
     Lazy (lazy), laid back (laid back), maybe you're just on crack 
     Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused? 

     (Go) 
     She doesn't care at all 
     She doesn't care at all 
     She doesn't care about those times we never shared at  all 

     If I were the last of the few who always ask 
     Would you still be the same person that I knew 
     And if it's for me, another boring story 
     I swear I'll act enthused 

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Untitled

     I think of awhile ago 
     We might have had it all 
     But I was so stupid then 
     You needed time to grow 
     But now just as things change 
     As well my feelings do 
     In time things rearrange 
     I am so sick of chasing you 

     But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose 
     You make me regret those times I spent with you 
     And playing those games as I wait for your call 
     And now I give up, so goodbye and so long 

     It's not a change of pace 
     This time I'll get it right 
     It's not a change of taste 
     I was the one there last night 

     You have your other friends 
     They were there when you cried 
     Didn't mean to hurt you then 
     Best friends just won't leave your side 

     But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose 
     You make me regret those times I spent with you 
     And playing those games as I wait for your call 
     And now I give up, so goodbye and so long 

     It's not a change of pace 
     This time I'll get it right 
     It's not a change of taste 
     I was the one there last night 
     When I needed you most 
     When I needed a friend 
     You let me down now 
     Like I let you down then 

     So sorry, it's over 
     (Ahh...) 

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Apple Shampoo

     She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me 
     But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving 
     The good intentions that you had 
     Now only came to this 
     And although she saw the mark 
     The arrow missed 
     It isn't exciting reciting the stories 
     Of kind words turned hurting when routine get boring 
     Both getting tired of punk rock clubs 
     And both playing in punk rock bands 
     The start was something good 
     But some good things must end 

     And she said, "It could never survive 
     With such differing lives 
     One home, one out on tour again 
     We may never come back 
     The strike of a match 
     The candle's buring at both ends." 

     And now she knows too much 
     And I'm too fucked up 
     It's awkward trying to make my move 
     I'll pretend that I'm fine 
     Show up right on time 
     But I know I'll never be that cool 

     I never wanted to hold you back 
     I'm just trying to hold on 
     But my chance is gone 

     I know / just where / I stand / a boy 
     Trapped in the body of a man and 

     I'll take what you're willing to give 
     And I'll teach myself to live 
     With a walk-on part of a background shot 
     From a movie I'm not in 

     She's so important 
     And I'm so retarded 

     And now I realize 
     I should have kissed you in L.A. 
     But I drove home all alone 
     As if I had a choice, anyway 

     Where are you coming from? 
     What are you running from? 
     Is it so hard to see? 

     And if you're feeling scared 
     Remember the time we shared 
     You know it meant everything (everything) 
     You know that it meant everything to me 
     You know that it meant everything to me! 

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Emo

     One more time you will laugh without it 
     And he'll never try to give you more 
     And I don't care, he is such a dick 
     Treats you like you are a stupid whore 
     And it seems like things will never change 
     You go on, every cloud is in your way 
     And I know you feel empty all the time 
     You'll never listen to anything that I say 

     She's better off sleeping on the floor 
     'Cause she fell right off when all 
     Is said, you know 
     It's okay to just want more 

     Why leave when you claim it is love? 
     But why stay when you're not the only one? 
     She's proved she's strong 
     Be brave, be strong 

     She's better off sleeping on the floor 
     'Cause she fell right off when all 
     Is said, you know 
     It's okay to just want more 

     She's better off sleeping on the floor 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor 
     She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) 

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Josie

     Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive 
     And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys 
     She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does 
     She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because 

    (Yeah, just because) 

     And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. 
     And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me 
     Quite half as much as I know I need her 
     I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer 

     And when I feel like giving up 
     Like my world is falling down 

     I show up at 3am 
     She's still up watching Vacation, and I 
     See her pretty face 
     It takes me away to a better place and 

     (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 
     (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine 

     Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road 
     And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge 
     She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does 
     She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because 

     And when I feel like giving up 
     Like my world is falling down 

     I show up at 3am 
     She's still up watching Vacation, and I 
     See her pretty face 
     It takes me away to a better place and 

     (I know that everything) 
     (I know that everything) 
     (I know that everything) 
     Everything's gonna be fine 

    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    Everything's gonna be fine 

    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    Everything's gonna be fine 

    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    Everything's gonna be fine 

     (I know that everything) 
     (I know that everything) 
     (I know that everything) 
     Everything's gonna be fine 

    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    Everything's gonna be fine 

    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    Everything's gonna be fine 

    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    (I know that everything) 
    Everything's gonna be fine 

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A New Hope

     I've got her in my head 
     At night when I go to bed 
     And I know it sounds lame, but 
     She's the girl of my dreams 
     And of course I'd do anything for her 
     I'd search the moons of Endor 
     I'd even walk naked through 
     The deserts of Tatooine 

     Princess Leia, where are you tonight? 
     And who's laying there by your side? 
     Every night I fall asleep with you 
     And I wake up alone 

     And even though I'm not as cool as Han 
     I still want to be your man 
     You're exactly the kind of 
     Alderranian that I need 

     But when you were available, I was 
     Drinking Colt 45's with Lando 
     I was hanging out in the cantina 
     On Mos Eisley 

     Princess Leia, where are you tonight? 
     And who's laying there by your side? 
     Every night I fall asleep with you 
     And I wake up alone 

     Princess Leia [2x] 

     Princess Leia, where are you tonight? 
     And who's laying there by your side? 
     Every night I fall asleep with you 
     And I wake up alone 

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Degenerate

     Crossed the street, naked at night 
     Bent over to show some moonlight 
     Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down 
     Nude in a gutter is how I was found 
     Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed 
     No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was 
     Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see 
     All I got is a guy Ben Dover 

     Don't like hesh, don't like rap 
     Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 
     I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 
     Took a shower 'cause I stunk 
     Smoked a bong, killed a cat 
     Had my nuts attacked by rats 
     Dad got nude, I wore a thong 
     For a hobby I make bombs 

     Went to a farm to tip some cows 
     Forgot that I left my pants down 
     Bent over to pick them up 
     Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum 

     The farmer took me to his house 
     Showed me the closet from the inside out 
     The police came, they took me away 
     Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay 

     Don't like hesh, don't like rap 
     Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 
     I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 
     Took a shower 'cause I stunk 
     Smoked a bong, killed a cat 
     Had my nuts attacked by rats 
     Dad got nude, I wore a thong 
     For a hobby I make bombs 

     Don't like hesh, don't like rap 
     Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat 
     I'm a jerk, I'm a punk 
     Took a shower 'cause I stunk 
     Smoked a bong, killed a cat 
     Had my nuts attacked by rats 
     Dad got nude, I wore a thong 
     For a hobby I make bombs 

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Lemmings

     A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride 
     It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you 
     All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong 
     Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer 
     It means nothing, nothing is changing 
     La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on 

     Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? 
     I'm only asking for what is mine 
     I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna 
     Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) 

     Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days 
     When we were young and innocent 
     Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit 

     Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate 
     They're still there, but we've gone our own ways 
     I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder 
     Will I ever have friends like you again? 

     Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time?

     I'm only asking for what is mine 
     I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna 
     Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) 

     Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? 

     I'm only asking for what is mine 
     I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna 
     Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) 

     You're gonna drown in the mess you make 
     Your self-inflicted hate 
     You turn your back on the friends you lose 
     When they don't follow all your rules 

     But people are what they wanna be 
     They're not lemmings to the sea 
     Maybe it's time you looked at yourself 
     And stop blaming life on someone else 

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I'm Sorry

     Don't bide your time 
     Cause it is almost over 
     And I know you're down 
     And I'll see you around 
     And I know it hurts 
     But you're just getting older 
     And I know you'll win 
     You'll do it once again 

     Just yesterday 
     It always seemed like such a dream 
     We're unstoppable, indestructable 
     Nothing happens to our machine 

     And there's no harm 
     At least nothing we can see 
     As for you, not so true 
     He couldn't choose where his road would lead 

     What a loss 
     You just lost all your sleep 
     And we've always thought 
     That this could never happen, you see 

     That it's so hard 
     You gotta get up on your feet 
     Cause the only way, I gotta say 
     Is to move on through the week 

     Don't bide your time 
     Cause it is almost over
     And I know you're down 
     And I'll see you around 

     And I know it hurts 
     But you're just getting older 
     And I know you'll win 
     You'll do it once again 

     Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry 
     Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry 
     (Sorry...) 
     Happened to you 
     Happened to you 
     Happened to you 
     Happened to you 

     Don't bide your time 
     Cause it is almost over 
     And I know you're down 
     And I'll see you around 

     And I know it hurts 
     But you're just getting older 
     And I know you'll win 
     You'll do it once again 

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