It´s understood I said it many ways 
Too scared to run I´m too scared to stay 
I said I´d leave but I could never leave her 
And if I did you know I´d never cheat her 

But this I ask it´s what I wanna know 
How would you feel if I should choose to go 
Another guy you think it´d be unlikely 
Another guy you think he want to fight me 

She´s a dove 
She´s a fucken nightmare 
Unpredictable 
It was my mistake to stay here 
On the go and it´s way too late to play 
I need a girl that  I can train 

I heard it once I´m sure I hear it twice 
My dad used to give me all of his advice 
He would say you got to turn your back and run now 

She´s a dove 
She´s a fucken nightmare 
Unpredictable 
It was my mistake to stay here 
On the go and it´s way too late to play 
I need a girl that  I can train 

Turn your back and run now 
You haven´t got a chance now! 

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Don´t Leave Me

Don´t leave me all alone 
Just drop me off at home 
I´ll be fine it´s not the first 
Just like last time but a little worse 

She said that I´m not the one that she thinks about and 
She said it stopped being fun I just bring her down 
I said "don´t let your future be destroyed by my past" 
She said "don´t let my door hit your ass!" 

One more chance I try this time 
I´ll give you yours I won´t take mine 
I´ll listen up pretend to care 
Go on ahead I´ll meet you there 

She said that I´m not the one that she thinks about and 
She said it stopped being fun I just bring her down 
I said "don´t let your future be destroyed by my past" 
She said "don´t let my door hit your ass!" 

Let´s try this one more time with feeling 

She said that I´m not the one that she thinks about and 
She said it stopped being fun I just bring her down 
I said "don´t let your future be destroyed by my past" 
She said "don´t let my door hit your ass!" 

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Aliens Exist

Hey Mom there´s something in the backroom 
Hope it´s not that creatures from above 
You used to read me stories as if my dreams were boring 
We all know conspiracies are dump 

What if people knew that these were real? 
I´d leave my closet door open all night 
I know the CIA would say what you hear is all hear say 
I wish someone would tell me what was right 

Up all night long 
And there´s something very wrong 
And I know it must be late 
Been gone since yesterday 
I´m not like you guys 
I´m notlike you. 

I am still a scepitc yes you know me 
Been best friends and will we till we die 
I got an injetion a fear from the obduction 
My best friend thinks I´m just telling lies 
Alright! 

Up all night long 
And there´s something very wrong 
And I know it must be late 
Been gone since yesterday 
I´m not like you guys 
I´m not like you. 

Dark and scary, ordinary 
Explanation, information 
Nice to know ya, paranoia 
Where´s my mother bio father 

Up all night long 
And there´s something very wrong 
And I know it must be late 
Been gone since yesterday 
I´m not like you guys 
Twelve majestic lies! 

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Going Away To Collage

Please take me by the hand 
It´s so cold out tonight 
I´ll put blankets on the bed 
I won´t turn out the light 

Just don´t forget to 
Think about me 
And I won´t forget you 
I´ll write you once a week she said 

Why does it feel the same 
To fall in love or break it off and 
If younf love is just a game then 
I must have missed the kick off 

Don´t depend on me 
To ever follow though on 
Anything 
But I´d go though hell for you and 

I haven´t been this scared 
In a long time 
And I´m so unprepared 
So here´s your valentine 
Boquet of clumsy words 
A simple melody 
This world´s an ugly place 
But you´re so beautiful to me 

I´ll think about the times 
She kissed me after class and 
She put up with my friends 
I acted like an ass I´d 

Ditch my lecture 
To watch the girls play soccer 
Is my picture 
Still hanging in her locker? 

I haven´t been this scared 
In a long time 
And I´m so unprepared 
So here´s your valentine 
Boquet of clumsy words 
A simple melody 
This world´s an ugly place 
But you´re so beautiful to me 

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What´s My Age Again?

I took her out it was a Friday night 
I wore cologne to get the feeling right 
We started making out and she took off my pants 
But then I turned on the TV 

And that´s about the time she walks away from me 
Nobody likes you when you´re 23 
And are still more amused by TV shows 
What the hell is ADD? 

My friends say I should act my age 
What´s my age again? 
What´s my age again? 

Then later on, on the drive home 
I called her mom from a pay phone 
I said I was the cops 
And your husband´s in jail 
This state looks down on sodomy 

And that´s about the time that bitch hung up on me 
Nobody likes you when you´re 23 
And are still more amused by prank phone calls 
What the hell is call ID? 

My friends say I should act my age 
What´s my age again? 
What´s my age again? 

And that´s about the time she walks away from me 
Nobody likes you when you´re 23 
And you still act like you´re in Freshman year 
What the hell is wrong with me? 

My friends say I should act my age 
What´s my age again? 
What´s my age again? 

That´s about the time she broke up with me 
No one should take themselves so seriously 
With many years ahead to fall in line 
Why would you wish that on me? 
I never want to act my age 
What´s my age again? 
What´s my age again? 

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Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache 
He´s a fucken weasel 
Hie issues make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal 

Cause I love your emotions 
You do with your pigtails 
What a nice creation 
Worth another night in jail 

He´s a player, diarrhea giver 
Try to grow his hair out 
When his friends were listening to slayer 

I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom 
And trying on his father´s tights 

Life just sucks I lost the one 
I´m giving up she´s found someone 
There´s plenty more 
Girls are such a drag 

So all you little ladies 
Be sure to choose the right guys 
You´ll come back to me maybe 
I´ll shower you with lies 

Got a lotta heart ache 
He´s a fucken weasel 
Desicions make my mind ache 
Want to make a deal 

He´s a player, diarrhea giver 
Try to grow his hair out 
When his friends were listening to slayer 

I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom 
And trying on his father´s tights 

Life just sucks I lost the one 
I´m giving up she´s found someone 
There´s plenty more 
Girls are such a drag 

Ease away the problems and the pain 
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream 
All along you wish that she would stay 
Fuck the guy who took and ran away 

He´s a player, diarrhea giver 
Try to grow his hair out 
When his friends were listening to slayer 

I would like to find him Friday night 
Hanging out with mom 
And trying on his father´s tights 

Fuck this place I lost the war 
I hate you all your mom´s a whore 
Where´s my dog? 
Cause girls are such a drag 

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Adam´s Song

I never thought I´d die alone 
I laughed the loudest who´d have known? 
I traced the cord back to the wall 
No wonder it was never plugged in at all 

I took my time I hurried up 
The choise was mine I didn´t think enough 
I´m too depressed to go on 
You´ll be sorry when I´m gone 

I never conquered rarely came 
16 just held such better days 
Days when I still felt alive 
We couldn´t wait to get outside 

The world was wide 
Too late to try 
The tour was over I´d survived 
I couldn´t wait till i got home 
To pass the time in my room alone 

I never thought I´d die alone 
Another six months I´ll be unknown 
Give all my things to all my friends 
You´ll never set a foot in my room again 

You´ll close it off, board it up 
Remember the time that I spilled the cup 
Of apple juice in the hall 
Please tell Mom this is not her fault 

I never conquered rarely came 
16 just held such better days 
Days when I still felt alive 
We couldn´t wait to get outside 

The world was wide 
Too late to try 
The tour was over I´d survived 
I couldn´t wait till i got home 
To pass the time in my room alone 

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All The Small Things

All the 
Small things 
True care 
Truth bringsI´ll take 
One lift 
Your ride 
Best trip 
Always 
I know 
You´ll be 
At my show 
Watching waiting 
Commiserating 

Say it ain´t so 
I will not go 
Turn the lights off 
Carry me home 

Late night come home 
Work sucks 
I konw 
She left me roses by the stairs 
Surprises let me know she cares 

Say it ain´t so 
I will not go 
Turn the lights off 
Carry me home 

Say it ain´t so 
I will not go 
Turn the lights off 
Carry me home 

Keep your head still 
I´ll be your thrill 
The night will go on 
My little windmill 

Say it ain´t so 
I will not go 
Turn the lights off 
Carry me home 

Keep your head still 
I´ll be your thrill 
The night will go on 
My little windmill. 

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The Party Song

Do you want to come to a party 
My friends pick me up in their truck at 11:30 
This thing´s at a frat house but people are cool there 
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there 
Would someone be there who would catch my attention 
I wasn´t out looking for love or affection 
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free 
Shined the beer for tequilla and we headed into the party 

And then in the backyard some terrible ska band 
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand 
This place is so lame all these girls look the same 
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed 
In my bed back at home watching TV alone 
Where I´d put up some porn or have sex on the phone 
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state 
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party 

And then I saw her standing there 
With green eyes and long blond hair 
She wasn´t wearing underware at least I prayed that 
She might be the one maybe we´d have some fun 
Maybe we watched the sunrise 
But that night I learned that some girls try too hard 
Some girls try too hard 

Some girls try too hard to impress 
With the way that they dress 
With those things on their chests 
And the things they suggest to me 
 

I couldn´t belive what this lady was saying 
The names she was dropping the games she was playing 
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys 
How she´s down with the ´wise well-constructed disguise 
Now I´d rather go dateless than stay here and hate this 
Her volume of make up her fake tits were tasteless 
So I said I´dcall her but never would bother 
Until I got tuned down by another girl at the party 

So when you see her standing there 
With green eyes and long blond hair 
She won´t be wearing underware and you´ll discover 
This girl´s not the one and she´ll never be fun 
You should just turn and run because 
You´ll find out that some girls try too hard 

Some girls try too hard to impress 
With the way that they dress 
With those things on their chests 
And the things they suggest to me 

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Mutt

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he´s the bomb 
She has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds 
He´s not that old I´ve been told a strong sexual goal 
He goes out everyday she goes every way oh yeah 
And they don´t even care at all 

She´s open waiting for more 
And I know he´s only looking to score 
And it´s way to unhealthy 
Often they´ve typically 
Been starved for attention before 

She smokes a dozen but he doesn´t seem to notice the smell 
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt 
He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow 
They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah 

She´s open waiting for more 
And I know he´s only looking to score 
And it´s way to unhealthy 
Often they´ve typically 
Been starved for attention before 

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Wendy Clear

Let´s take the boat out on the bay forget the job just for one day 
I wish it didn´t have to be so bad 
It might be inappropriate because 
Either way out band get dropped 
I wish it didn´t have to be so bad 

But I´d play with fire to break the ice 
And I´d play with a nuclear device 
Is it something I´ll regret? 
Why do I want what I can´t get? 
I wish I didn´t have to be so bad 

The three-date theory is getting old everyone´s getting left out in the cold 

I wish it didn´t have to be so bad 
So I´ll see you with another guy 
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry 
I wish it didn´t have to be so bad 

But I´d play with fire to break the ice 
And I´d play with a nuclear device 
Is it something I´ll regret? 
Why do I want what I can´t get? 
I wish I didn´t have to be so bad 

I´ll be moving on 

But I´d play with fire to break the ice 
And I´d play with a nuclear device 
Is it something I´ll regret? 
Why do I want what I can´t get? 
I wish I didn´t have to be so bad 

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Anthem

Home show Mom won´t know 
Run out the back door 
He´s passed out on the floor 

Thrid time been caught twice 
Forgive our neighbor Bob 
I think he humped the dog 

But good things come to those who wait 
Cause she laid me 
And Mom and Dad posess the key 
Instant slavery 

No need to explain the plan 
No need to even bother 
I´ll pack my bags I swear I´ll run 
Wish my friends were 21 

White lies bloodshot eyes 
Breath of alkohol 
Stole it from the mall 

How´s Chris marked with lipstick 
Better call their fathers 
Sleeping with your daughters 

But good things come to those who wait 
Cause she laid me 
And Mom and Dad posess the key 
Instant slavery 

No need to explain the plan 
No need to even bother 
I´ll pack my bags I swear I´ll run 
Wish my friends were 21 

You don´t belong 
You left the kids to carry on 
You´ve planned their...fall 
Too bad you´re wrong! 
Don´t need a mom dad slave drive song 
I time bomb I time bomb I time bomb I time bomb 

Turn low the radio 
I think I hear my dad 
Yelling at the band 

But good things come to those who wait 
Cause she laid me 
And Mom and Dad posess the key 
Instant slavery 

No need to explain the plan 
No need to even bother 
I´ll pack my bags I swear I´ll run 
Wish my friends were 21 

You don´t belong 
You left the kids to carry on 
You´ve planned their...fall 
Too bad you´re wrong! 
Don´t need a mom dad slave drive song 
I time bomb I time bomb I time bomb I time bomb 
I time bomb I time bomb I time bomb I time...bomb! 

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