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1. Anthem Part 2
2. Online Songs
3. First Date
4. Happy Holidays, You Bastard
5. Story Of A Lonely Guy
6. The Rock Show
7. Stay Together For The Kids
8. Roller Coaster
9. Reckless Abandon
10. Everytime I Look For You
11. Give Me One Good Reason
12. Shut Up
13. Please Take Me Home
Red CD (Plane)
14. Time To Break Up
15. Mother's Day
Yellow CD (Pants)
14. What Went Wrong
15. Fuck A Dog
Green CD (Jacket)
14. Don't Tell Me It's Over
15. Grandpa's An Asshole
 
Anthem Part 2

Everything has fallen to pieces 
earth is dying help me Jesus 
We need guidance, we've been misled 
young and hostile but not stupid 

Corporate leaders, politicians 
kids can't vote adults elect them 
Mobs that rule the school and workplace 
signs that caution, sixteen's unsafe 

We really need to see this through 
we never wanted to be abused 
We'll never give up, it's no use 
if we're fucked up you're to blame! 

Let this train wreck burn more slowly 
kids are victims in this story 
Drown our youth with usless warnings 
teenage rules they`re fucked and boring 

We really need to see this through 
we never wanted to be abused 
We'll never give up, it's no use 
if we're fucked up you're to blame! 

Everything has fallen to pieces 
Everything has fallen to pieces 
Everything has fallen to pieces 
Everything has fallen to pieces 
Everything has fallen to 

We really need to see this through 
we never wanted to be abused 
We'll never give up, it's no use 
if we're fucked up you're to blame! 

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Online Songs

Josie, you're my source of most frustration 
forget when I don't meet expectations 
everything you wished came true 
in the end we all blamed you 
even though as they all know 
you weren't the only one, two, three, four 

Why do you still keep it around 
when you know it brings me down, I'm hating everything 
and I know that you dated other guys 
but I gotta wonder why you'd leave it out for me. 

Why am I still hanging around 
when I know it brings me down, I'm hating everything 
And you are getting rides from in his car 
You're making out in his front yard, I'm hating everything 

Please don't remind me, put your back behind me, 
It shines so bright it blinds me, I wish that it would end 
And I am not fine, Last Night I saw you online 
Your screen name used to be mine, Why can't we just pretend 

If you could have another day 
I've got so much left to say, I'll tell you everything 
and I'll laugh when I think about the past 
when I see you after class you're hating everything 

Please don't remind me, put your back behind me 
It Shines so bright, it blinds me, I wish That it would end 
And I am not buying statics, saw you online 
Your screen name used to be mine, but can we just pretend 

And she said... 
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na 
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na 
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 

Please don't remind me, put your back behind me 
It Shines so bright, it blinds me, I wish that it would end 
And I am not buying statics, saw you online, 
Your screen name used to be mine, but can we just pretend 

Please don't remind me, put your back behind me 
It shines so bright, it blinds me, I wish that it would end 
And I am not buying statics, saw you online 
that screen name used to be mine, but can we just pretend 

And she said na na na na na 

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First Date

In the car I just can't wait 
to pick you up on our very first date 
Is it cool if I hold your hand? 
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? 
Do you like my stupid hair? 
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? 
I'm too scared of what you think 
You make me nervous so I really can't eat 

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over 
Honest, let's make this night last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 

When you smile, I melt inside 
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time 
I really wish it was only me and you 
I'm jealous of everybody in the room 
Please don't look at me with those eyes 
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies 
I dread the thought of our very first kiss 
A target that i'm probably gonna miss 

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over 
Honest, let's make this night last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over 
Honest, let's make, this night last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever 

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Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents 
It`s christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents 
And I hate, hate, hate your guts 
I hate, hate, hate your guts 
And I'll never talk to you again 
unless your dad will suck me off 
I'll never talk to you again 
unless your mom will touch my cock 
I'll never talk to you again 
ejaculate into a sock 
I'll never talk to you again, 
I'll never talk to you again 

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs 
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs 
and he shit shit shit his pants 
He's alway's fuckin´ shit his pants 
And I'll never talk to you again 
unless your dad will suck me off 
I'll never talk to you again 
unless your mom will touch my cock 
I'll never talk to you again 
ejaculate into a sock 
I'll never talk to you again, 
I'll never talk to you again 

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Story Of A Lonely Guy

Push it out, fake a smile 
Avert disaster, just in time 
I need a drink, cause in awhile 
Worthless answer from friends in mind 
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore 
Girls posess me, but they're never mine 
I made my entrance, avoided hazards 
Checked my engine, I fell behind 

Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da 
I fell behind 
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da 
She makes me feel like it's raining outside 
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside 
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom 
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fuckin' boy 

Remember when I was in the grocery store, now's my time 
Lost the words, lost my nerve, lost the girl, left a line 
I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine 
So read my book with a boring ending 
A short story of a lonely guy 

Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da 
I fell behind 
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da 
She makes me feel like it's raining outside 
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside 
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom 
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fuckin' boy 

Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da 
Dada, Dada, Dada, Dada, da 
She makes me feel like it's raining outside 
And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside 
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom 
I get too scared to move, cause i'm Still Just a Stupid Worthless boy 

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The Rock Show

Hanging out behind the club on the weekends 
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends 
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour 
I rememeber that it's the first time that I saw her there 

She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing 
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me 
She's the one, she'll always be there 
She took my hand and I made it I swear 

Cause I fell in love with the girl at the rock show 
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know 
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window 
Everything's better when she's around 
Can't wait until her parents go out of town 
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show 

When we said we were gonna move to Vegas 
I rememeber the look her mother gave us 
17 without a purpose or direction 
We don't owe anyone a fucken explanation 

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show 
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know 
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window 
Everything's better when she's around 
Can't wait until her parents go out of town 
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show 

Black and white pictures of her on my wall 
I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting 
And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance 
Because she kept me waiting 

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show 
She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know 
She's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window 
Everything's better when she's around 
Can't wait until her parents go out of town 
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show 

with the girl at the rock show 
with the girl at the rock show 
(I'll never forget tonight) 
with the girl at the rock show 

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Stay Together For The Kids

Its hard to wake up, when the shades have been pulled shut 
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all 
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away 
What stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day 

So here`s your holiday, 
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away 
It was mine, so when your dead and gone 
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost 
it's not right. 

The anger hurts my ears 
been running strong for seven years 
Rather then fix the problem, they never solve them, it makes no sense at all 
I see them everyday, we get along so why can't they? 
If this is what he wants, and its what she wants, then why's there so much pain? 

So here`s your holiday 
hope you enjoy it this time,you gave it all away 
It was mine, so when your dead and gone 
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost 
it's not right 

So here`s your holiday 
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away 
It was mine, so when your dead and gone 
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost 

So here`s your holiday 
hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away 
It was mine, so when your dead and gone 
will you remember this night, twenty years now lost 

it's not right 
it`s not right 
it`s not right 
it`s not right 

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Roller Coaster

Breathing deeply, walking backwards 
finding strength to call and ask her 
Rollercoaster favourite ride 
let me kiss you one last time 

Leave me standing here, act like I`m not around 
The coaster probably never clear, can I please go home now 
I had that dream about you again 
Where I wait outside until you let me in 
and there I stay 

Lay beside me and listen out the wall 
we`ll keep on lying until the summer comes 
I had that dream about you again 
where you drive my car right off the fucking cliff 

And now I`m breathing deeply, walking backwards 
finding strength to call and ask her 
Rollercoaster favourite ride 
let me kiss you one last time 

Make me promise that I will never tell 
all I remember`s the way your bedroom smells 
I had that dream about you again 
when I wait outside until you let me in 

And now I`m breathing deeply, walking backwards 
finding strength to call and ask her 
Rollercoaster favourite ride 

let me kiss you one last time good night 

Good night 

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Reckless Abandon

On and on, reckless abandon 
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them 
Nothing to hold on to 
We'll use this song to lead you on 

I learned a lot today 
not sure if I'll get blamed 
not sure if I'll fail or pass 
kissed every girl in class 

Everybody would waste it all 
to have a summer that they could call 
memories are full of fun 
fucked up, when it's all done 

On and on,reckless abandon 
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them 
Nothing to hold on to 
We'll use this song to lead you on 
And break the truth with more bad news 
he left a scar, size extra large 

Sick of drinking the alcohol 
in a million bathroom stalls 
Eyes are red and my movement's slow 
too high get her to go 
He took a shit in the bathroom tub 
infect the dog with brownie drugs 
Tried hard to not get caught 
he fucked a chick in a parking lot 

On and on, reckless abandon 
Somethings wrong,this is gonna shock them 
Nothing to hold on to 
We'll use this song to lead you on 
And break the truth with more bad news 
he left a scar, size extra large 

Break a window and bust a wall 
making fun of your friends mom 
Turn the music up way too loud 
charge a pizza to the house 
Everybody would waste it all 
to have a summer that they could call 
Memories are full of fun 
fucked up when it's all done 

On and on, reckless abandon 
Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them 
Nothing to hold on to 
We'll use this song to lead you on 
And break the truth with more bad news 
he left a scar, size extra large 

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Everytime I Look For You

Never found out why you left him 
but this answer begs a question 
Too blind to see tomorrow 
too broke to beg or borrow 
Young and Stupid, left wide open 
Hearts are wasted, lifes are broken 

One more point of contention 
I need some intervention 
Approaching failing tensions 
betray my short attention span 
The distance, bridge the border 
Beg forgiveness, round the corner 

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down 
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground 
I left another message, you are never around 
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more 
Your the last one out, please shut the door 

More time apart will give you 
a few more months to argue 
Is this to much to live through 
it always seems to far to drive 
The point home, send more letters 
Pray tomorrow, ends up better 

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down 
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground 
I left another message, you are never around 
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more 
Your the last one out, please shut the door 

I never did do anything that she asked 
I never let what happend, stay in the past 
I never did quite understand what she meant 
In spite of everything, in spite of everything 

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down 
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground 
I left another message,you are never around 
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down 
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground 
I left another message, you are never around 
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down 

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Give Me One Good Reason

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it 
all the kids they laugh as if they planned it 
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose 
and walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah 

I like the "what you say?" they listen to the punk rock 
I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up 
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care 
it's cool when they piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah 

So give me one good reason 
why we need to be like them 
Kids will have fun and often 
they don't want to and don't fit in 

Hate the jocks, The preps, the hippie fuckin' scum bags 
Heavy metalers with their awfull pussy hair bands 
counting seconds until we can get away 
ditching school almost every single day, oh yeah 

So give me one good reason 
why we need to be like them 
Kids will have fun and often 
they don't want to and don't fit in 

So give me one good reason 
why we need to be like them 
Kids will have fun and often 
they don't want to and Don't fit in 

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Shut Up

Shut the fuck up she said, I'm going fucking deaf 
You're always too loud, everything's too loud 
Now that all my friends left, this place is fucking dead 
I wanna move out, when can we move out? This shit has got to stop 

I'll run away 

Give the fuck up, she said your life is meaningless 
it's going nowhere, you're going nowhere 
you're just a fuck-up, she said I'll live alone instead 
she said you don't care, I know I don't care 

I'll never ask permission from you 
fuck off I'm not listening to you 
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home 

I've got you fucked up again, and passed out on the bridge 
Have to forget you, I can't forget you 
No sleep on this flight, I'll think about the nights 
we had to get through, how did we get through? 

I'll never ask permission from you 
fuck off I'm not listening to you 
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home 

I'll run away 

I think it's time that I should leave 
I think it's time that I should leave 
I think it's time that I should leave 
I think it's time that I should leave 

I'll never ask permission from you 
fuck off i'm not listening to you 
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home 

I'll run away 

I think it's time for me to leave 
(I'll Run Away) 
I think it's time for me to leave 
(I'll Run Away) 
I think it's time for me to leave 
(I'll Run Away) 
I think it's time for me to leave 

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Please Take Me Home

Oh no it happend again 
she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend 
I tried for hours if so 
you leave me nowhere to go 

She's unstopable, unpredictable 
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong 

Please take me home, too late, it's gone 
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had 

I hope, hope that it lasts 
give in forget the past 
Be strong when things fall apart 
honest this breaks my heart 

She's unstopable, unpredictable 
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong 

Please take me home, too late, it's gone 
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had 
Please take me home, too late, it's gone 
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had 

Why did we have to go date? 
It's to easy to complicate 
Be strong when things fall apart 
(be strong when things fall apart) 
honest this breaks my heart 
(it`s so hard) 

Let's go! 

Please take me home, too late, it's gone 
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had 
Please take me home, too late, it's gone 
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had 

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Time To Break Up

I guess it's only the men 
who get fucked now and again 
We take our chicks to the mall 
we wait in parking stalls 
And when we come home too late 
she`s pissed that she had to wait 
And my excuse not to call 
it never worked at all 

Time to wake up 
where's your daughter? 
Hurt's to break up 
she was stronger 
All my friends say 
please don't love her 
What did i gain? 
Now I miss her so 

I used to hate the lipstick 
it stained and tasted so sick 
The pantyhose and the bras 
she threw on my guitars 
Shit Fuck I made a mistake 
I thought I needed a break 
The truth is I'm such a dick 
it's broke and can't be fixed 

Time to wake up 
where's your daughter? 
Hurt's to break up 
she was stronger 
All my friends say 
please don't love her 
What did I gain? 
Now I miss her so 

If you wanna call it a heartache 
then I shouldn't regret those things,I miss her 
If you want the pain to go away 
better suck up your pride and admit you lost her 
let her go, move on, let her go, move on, let her go 

Time to wake up 
where's your daughter? 
Hurt's to break up 
she was stronger 
All my friends say 
please don't love her 
What did I gain? 
Now I miss her so 

Move on, let her go, move on, let her go 
move on, let her go, move on, let her go 

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Mother's Day

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 

It's mother's day 
It's mother's day 
It's mother's day 
It's mother's day 

I'll be fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin' 

It's mother's day 
It's mother's day 
It's mother's day 
It's mother's day 

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What Went Wrong

I'm sick of always hearing all those sad songs on the radio 
all day it is there to remind an oversensitive guy that he's lost and alone 
yeah 

I hate our favorite restuarant,our favorite movie,our favorite show 
We would stay up all through the night,we would laugh and get high 
never answer the phone. 

I can't forgive, can't forget, can't give in, what went wrong 
cause you said this was right,you fucked up my life 

I`m sick of always hearing sappy love songs on the radio 
this place its fucking cursed and its plauged and i can never escape when my 
heart it explodes 

I can't forgive, can't forget, can't give in, what went wrong 
cause you said this was right,you fucked up my life 

I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me 
what went wrong? 
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me 
what went wrong? 
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me 
what went wrong? 
I'm kicking out fiercely at the world around me 
what went wrong? 
I'm kicking 

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Fuck A Dog

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
(he wants to fuck a dog in the ass) 
I wanna fuck a dog 
that`s right kids 
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass 
tried to fuck your dad in the ass 
could only find the dog 
and his ass 

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog 

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass 
(argh, me and me first mate you skurvey ker) 
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate 
but I found a dog 
(Ah, that was no pirate man that was thy own sister) 

(it`s a mexican pirate) 

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
We wanna fuck a dog 

Fuck You 

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Don't Tell Me It's Over

I hear the phone it rings so violently 
Can't leave my room,can't breathe since she left me 
I will admit I hate those thing I said 
Girls will always cry, guys will never admit they did 

Hold on 
hold on 
hold on 
hold on 

Dont tell me that it`s over 
I'm not used to this temptation 
And when you come back running 
there is no use for explanation 
I think these things are too hopeful 
even with my expert knowledge 
Most girls most do mean trouble 
because they are rarely honest 

What`s with the jokes 
all the routines they play 
Screw with my head 
never cave til they get their way 
Guys like to run 
chicks like to yell you see 
Guys hate to fight 
girls think its therapy 

Hold on 
hold on 
hold on 
hold on 

Dont tell me that it`s over 
I'm not used to this temptation 
And when you come back running 
there is no use for explanation 
I think these things are too hopeful 
even with my expert knowledge 
Most girls most do mean trouble 
because they are rarely honest 

Hold on 
hold on 
hold on 
hold on 

Dont tell me that it`s over 
I'm not used to this temptation 
And when you come back running 
there is no use for explanation 
I think these things are too hopeful 
even with my expert knowledge 
Most girls most do mean trouble 
because they are rarely honest 

Dont tell me that it`s over 
I'm not used to this temptation 
And when you come back running 
there is no use for explanation 
I think these things are too hopeful 
even with my expert knowledge 
Most girls most do mean trouble 
because they are rarely honest 
Dont tell me that its over 
I'm not used to this temptation 

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Grandpa's An Asshole

Uno, dos, tres, quatro did he tell you that he loved you? 
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise 
and did he look into your eyes 
and ask you to fellate him?
And stick a finger or two in his ass? 

He seems like a total asshole 
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole 
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass? 
He rubs his dick in broken glass 

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender? 
Did he tie your hands behind your head,and was it on your mothers bed? 
And this is fucking stupid man 
i can't believe you'd have sex with your own Grandfather 
I mean you guys are related 
What's he gonna do 
take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? 
Man, you like to fuck you in the butt and have everyone come in and watch 
and masturbated and cum all over the place. 
This is stupid. I hate you all. 
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid 
I hate you 

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