I Like Your Mom

I like your Mom and it's no fad.
I wanna marry her and be your Dad.

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The Guest

Lost somewhere and trying to find a place to belong
to the empty alleys and parking lots is where I'll
be when everyone goes home I like what I see it's
nothing special to me and nothing's coming down on
me I think of a place a time or a face staring out
at the stars in the sky there's so many of them
and we're drivin' by

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Joe Lies (When He Cries)

I see it on the street in people passing by
everybody's got someplace to be
and I'm not sure why I don't care to see
them try to hide their lies you see
it's plain to me I think it's deep inside
everything is holding me from this
truth and I find it's so rare to see
people speak so honestly but everyday I
try I'm gonna try problems are apparently
what makes me try on and on and it's
hard to see why the struggle around
its what brings me down on and on
endlessly everyday I try all these jobs
and these words are nothing without honesty
people say if they don't care then why
should I care I say I don't care then
why should anyone care so everyday I
try to deal with these lies no more lies

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Some Kind Of Wonderful

Sometimes I think about girls and it's funny
it makes me stay inside when it's
sunny things are pathetic when I'm this way
assing the days and pining away
it's easy to see and it's easy to say
when I see people everyday but the days
go by and I think and try to conjure away
to find me a girl that makes the
problems go away passing the days and
pining away things are pathetic when I'm
this way and I can see that no one is perfect
why do I do this to myself

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Lay 'Em Down And Smack 'Em Yack 'Em

In the house walking around I found my way
outside on the icy ground and up
the street to my old school I thought
of other places that might be cool
cooler to be in right then instead
instead of walking out west or maybe
costa rica paris, france or poleynesia
I bought a coffee at the old store I used to
steal gum there to kill off that boredom
I used to feel all the time restless
and bored walking on the ice to my
old school i'm done with being restless and
trying to be cool

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Old School

Sing a song of old school I don't really care
where you were or who you know
sing a song of old school we don't really care
what you have to say about this
show the music you love lost it's meaning
because these people are not aware
some people talk others are listening
sometimes I think I just don't care it's
easy to forget the choices we've made
and the promises of the past but if we
really listen to these old school ideals
we'll find what's good and make it
last sing a song of old school everyone
knows but it seems we all forget the
time we needed to see these ideals for
ourselves and what it meant I guess I'm
on a soapbox singing a hymn that you don't
want to hear no sermon when I step
down and look around all I see is separation
find what's good and make it last

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Candy

I know a guy who's tough but sweet 
He's so fine he can't be beat
he's the only one i desire i want candy,i want candy
goin to see him when the sun goes down
your the guy the doctor ordered
your so sweet you make my mouth water
i want candy, i want candy, i want candy, i want candy
candy on the beach theres nothing better
i like candy when he's wrapped in a sweater
someday soon i'll make you mine
then i'll have candy all the time
i want candy, i want candy, i want candy, i want candy

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Neurotic

Last night was bad my doubts were all
I really had realizing I was alone and
trying to think of someone to phone
but no one came to mind there was nothing
for me to say that just anyone would understand
I was scared and afraid I was
so alone we're neurotic we've had it!
surround myself with people but I'm
always alone human props small talk keeps
silence from imposing my own mind my
worst enemy it will destroy me slowly
more coffee more coffee more coffee I'm
going numb we're neurotic we've had it
it's hard for me to explain it's hard
to explain it's hard to understand
all the fear and phobia that lays inside
and traps this man when I'm surrounded I wanna
scream and kick down the walls
destroy what hold me I wanna smash it
all we're neurotic we've had it

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Inspection Station

I'm in the inspection station waiting
to be inspected I got my new plates new
registration new car new life new life new life

Deadbeats

I Know What Boys Like

I know what boys like 

I know what guys want 
I know what boys like 
I've got what boys like 

I know what boys like 
I know what guys want 
I see them looking 

I make them want me 
I like to tease them 
They want to touch me 
I never let them 

I know what boys like 
I know what guys want 
I know what boys like 
Boys like *clap* 
Boys like me 

but you, you're special 
(i might let you) 
You're so much diffrent 
(i might let you) 
ohh, would you like that 
(i might let you) 

I know what boys like 
I know what guys want 
I know what boys like 
I know whats on there mind 

I know what boys like 
I know what guys want 
They talk about me 

I got my cat moves 
That so upsets them 
Zippers and buttons 
Fun to frustrate them 
They get so angry 
Like pouty children 
Denied their candy 
I laugh right at them 

i know what boys like 
i know what guys want 
i know what boys like, 
boys like *clap* 
boys like me 

I feel so sad now 
i will let you 
sorry i teased you 
i will let you 
this time i mean it 
i will let you 

anything you want 
you can trust me 
i really want to 
you can trust me 
how would you like it? 
you can trust me 

Sucker! hahaha 

I know what boys like 
I know what guys want 
i know what boys like 
Boys like *clap* 
Boys like me

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