great teeth, great legs, great body, but she had a bad attitude all my friends thought she was snotty and my mom thought she was rude but i like, like, like, like, liked her anyway she put me in my place (put me in my place) but i like, like, like, like, liked her anyway she put me in my place (put me in my place) great teeth, great legs, great body, but she had a bad attitude all my friends thought she was snotty and my mom thought she was rude but i like, like, like, like, liked her anyway

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WHERE'S YOUR MOM?

i get turned on by your nylons in the hamper parents out of town, i guess they're sleeping in the camper tonite i bet they're getting sweaty 'cause when i met you you were a [vision in the paper?] try to be, but you're not like her at all you're just not like your mom try to look (like your mom) try to act (like your mom) try to smell (like your mom) couldn't, girl oh where's your mom? i had a dream that she flew me to vegas tied me to the bed and played bridge with her friends and they were naked the next day she took me out shopping bought me kids clothes just to dress me up oh god! she said i was bad boy try to look (like your mom) try to act (like your mom) try to smell (like your mom) couldn't, girl oh where's your mom?

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HENRY ROLLINS IS NO FUN

i went to lolla with my mom and my mom met everyone and i talked to henry rollins and he talked to my mom and my mom says he's no fun henry rollins is no fun i said that he's a prick, but a big cranky kid, and all he talked about was politics buff from lifting cars and he don't like girls no more cuz henry rollins is no fun henry rollins is no fun henry rollins is no fun just ask my mom i said that he's a prick, but a big cranky kid, and all he talked about was politics buff from lifting cars and he don't like girls no more cuz henry rollins is no fun henry rollins is no fun henry rollins is no fun just ask my mom i went to lolla with my mom and my mom met everyone

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I WANNA HUMP YOU

well i wanna hump you that's the only thing i wanna say i wanna hump you every night and every day don't get mad at me cuz thats the only thing i wanna do cuz listen up baby, this song's for you lets rock! i wanna hump you (x4) you worked at orange julius but it's also at dairy queen you're the one with the dark hair and the eyes colored aquamarine you smiled at me when i ate my peanut buster parfait well a girl like you, is more than just a babe here's why i wanna hump you (x3) i wanna hump you now (x4) i wanna hump you (x3) i wanna hump you now watching you [change those prices?] [eat those pretzels?] is the most erotic thing i've ever seen since i went to the french maid and saw the ping pong ball shooting queen i got an autographed picture and a pubic hair on a ball [that's gross] i wanna hump you the best chick in the mall i wanna hump you (3x) i wanna hump you now

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SONG FOR "R"

my dad said that every guy should get to meet a girl like you i guess it's true now i met you let me get on with my life someone told me that i never had a problem until i met you i guess it's true now i got one let me get on with my life you know i try to run away but you call me twice a day to say how funny you are let me get on with my life my mom said she wanted you out of the house just cuz nobody likes you i know it's not clever but she don't watch saturday night live like you do you know i try to run away but you call me twice a day to say how funny you are let me get on with my life (x4)

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STACKED LIKE THAT

my big brother said if i weren't so skinny i'd be off the couch and my phone would start ringing hey when you're stacked like that stacked like that stacked like that stacked like that you know you can't go wrong my soccer coach said if i wasn't so limited i'd be on the pros and all the girls would be into me hey when you're stacked like that stacked like that stacked like that stacked like that you know you can't go wrong when you're stacked like that you know you can't go wrong

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HEMP HEMP HOORAY

well, thc, i need some t.l.c. i got plans for you tonight and with my marking pen and you my friend i know what i'm gonna write so take it from your brother who's trying to discover and know what he wants to do you know i know what i wanna do i'll take it on the chin for you you know i know what i wanna do hemp hemp hooray (x4) well, thc, i need some t.l.c. i got plans for you tonight and with my marking pen and you my friend i know what i'm gonna write so take it from me i'm trying to see to know what i wanna do you know i know what i wanna do i'll take it on the chin for you you know i know what i wanna do hemp hemp hooray (x4) you know i know what i wanna do i'll take it on the chin for you you know i know what i wanna do hemp hemp hooray (x8)

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323

well every date i've been on, i've been sitting in your seat well i don't know many people been as good to me as you you've been good to me good to me rolling in my little 323 (x2) well it's friday night and i can't wait cuz mom don't care if we get home late you've been good to me good to me rolling in my little 323 (x4) no never don't stop big japanese heart yeah and if you ever do i can always get parts yeah you've been good to me good to me rolling in my little 323 (x4)

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ANGRIEST YOUNG MEN

hey i'm so angry that i can't stand it my girlfriend left me, i'll write some poetry and listen to my primus record collection i'm so angry, i think i'll start a band hey you can slap the bass, and i'll stretch out my face and swing our hair around until we all get erections i don't know, what's wrong with the world today hey it's fucked up, that's all that we got to say we're the angriest you men in the world (x3) don't you see we're the angriest you men in the world (x3) don't you see yeah well i'm so angry that i can't stand it my girlfriend left me, i'll write some poetry and listen to my primus record collection i'm so angry, i gotta start a band hey you can slap the bass, and i'll stretch out my face and swing our hair around until we all get erections i don't know, what's wrong with the world today hey it's fucked up, that's all that we got to say we're the angriest you men in the world (x3) don't you see we're the angriest you men in the world (x3) don't you see let's rock!

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TOILET SEAT'S COMING DOWN

i never cleaned my room never held a broom i was always screwing around never swept the floor organized my drawers since you came, my life turned around now the toilet seat's coming down and i'm happy nearly year around i don't have a frown now the toilet seat's coming down i never washed my face never cleaned my place never put a dish in the sink i was never into clothes smelling like a rose now i only care what you think now the toilet seat's coming down and i'm happy nearly year around i don't have a frown now the toilet seat's coming down now the toilet seat's coming down and i'm happy nearly year around i don't give a damn now the toilet seat's coming down

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SHADOWY BANGERS FROM A SHADOWY DUPLEX

well i just made friends with the guys who live next door so we got drunk and played pool it must have been till half past four then they got stoned close to an overdose they didn't blink an eye, they just kept listening to the black crowes they met my mom, earlier that day then she told me that i should move away she didn't like them but ya know what's wrong it's just cuz their hair is just a little long shadowy bangers from a shadowy duplex i don't care your jeans are tight shadowy bangers from a shadowy duplex your shirts are black your sleeves are white well i love when you drive me to the liquor store you call the man that works there mister proprietor sometimes i wonder how you get to learn those words you got a dictionary in the back of your firebird when we drive up and down the streets i would feel like one of the characters in grease everywhere, we get caught by cops they don't want no one wearing cutoff tops shadowy bangers from a shadowy duplex i don't care your jeans are tight shadowy bangers from a shadowy duplex your shirts are black your sleeves are white

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VAN HORNE

you and your friends are smoking in the hall - the hall i never thought you'd talk to me at all - at all our eyes met by the auto shop - the shop then we went and hung out at the mall - the mall we talk till i'm blue in the head cuz we as well be dead we talk till i'm blue in the head van horne (x3) you and your friends are smoking in the hall - the hall i never thought you'd talk to me at all - at all our eyes met by the auto shop - the shop then we went and hung out at the mall - the mall we talk till i'm blue in the head cuz we as well be dead we talk till i'm blue in the head van horne (x3)

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I DROVE THE COQUIHALLA

saturday, gotta run, gotta go, gotta be with you and i'm gonna see it through cuz i wanna see you... oh yeah how to go, i dunno, wanna go, gotta be with you and i'm gonna see it through cuz i wanna see you i drove drove drove drove drove the coquihalla just to be, just to be, just to be here with you i drove drove drove drove drove the coquihalla just to be, just to be, just to be here with you (solo) i drove drove drove drove drove the coquihalla just to be, just to be, just to be here with you i drove drove drove drove drove the coquihalla just to be, just to be, just to be here with you (4x)

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(I FEEL LIKE) GERRY CHEEVERS (STITCH MARKS ON MY HEART)

saw a picture yesterday of a guy who used to play for the boston bruins and in school i always drew him he had the longest undefeated streak for every shot that hit his cheek he drew on a stitch mark and i think he played with brad park i feel like gerry cheevers (x2) i got stitch marks on my heart just like gerry cheevers saw a picture yesterday of a guy who used to play for the boston bruins and in school i always drew him he wore a mask just like my heart he had stitch marks on every part and he wore number 30 thats how old you were when you met me i feel like gerry cheevers (x2) i got stitch marks on my heart just like gerry cheevers i feel like gerry cheevers (i got stitch marks on my heart)

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