One day I was walking to school 
I saw these bullies and 
They thought they were cool 
They put me down and they pushed me around 
They stole my books and they called me a clown 

Give It Back 
Baaaaccckk 
Give It Back 
You better give it back 

I went to school 
yeah I went anyway 
I said I'd show them another day 
I showed them all what I could do 
I got us thrown right out of school 

I got em back 
Baaack 
Yeah I Got em Back 
You Know I got em back 
Ba ba ba back 

(Break) 

That night I was walking home 
and when they caught me I was all alone 
A bloody nose and a broken bone 
I thought those brats were going to leave me alone 
 
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Poodle Party 

I want you tonight 
Won't you please come over 
I don't like your looks 
But then again,I'm not sober 

Oh Doggy Doo 
You're the sleaziest 
Oh Lorna Doon 
You're the easiest except for me 

Come over tonight and 
Show me some good fun yeah 
Remember when you leave 
Don't tell anyone 

Oh Doggy Doo 
You're the sleaziest 
Oh Poodle chew 
You're the easiest except for me 

Ruff ruff-ruff(3x) 
 
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Mental Ward 

Get in your cell 
Don't talk back 
Get in your cell 
or I'll Put you on a rack 
Get in your cell 
Don't talk back 
Get in your cell 
or I'll Put you on a rack 

I Gotta Get out of this mental ward 
The stink in my cell has got me totally floored 
I'm so sick and tired of being ignored 
Yeah my mental ward 

Repeat first verse 

Chorus 

Lead 

Chorus 

Mental Ward 
It's my Mental Ward 
Mental Ward 
It's my Mental Ward 

Chorus 
 
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You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) 

You drive me ape 
You big gorilla 
You drive me ape,ape 
I wanna tell ya 

Swinging around from every town to town 
I swing around and I never come down 
City is a jungle now this is it 
Every time I look at you I go ape shit 

Chorus 

Cruising through the trees 
With the birds and the bees 
Baby,baby monkey,I ain't so hard to please 
Cruising through the trees 
With the birds and the bees 
Baby,Baby monkey,you won't get no disease 

Lead 

Chorus 
 
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Waterslide 

I got my mat 
I'm gonna take a dive 
I might get wet 
But I'll still be alive 
It only cost 3 bones 
To prove my masculinity 
But when I'm riding I'm free 

I'm on the waterslide 
(Woh-Oh) 
I'm on the waterslide 
(Let's go) 
I'm On The Waterslide 
Watch me go 

In the shoot 
I'll do the loop to loop 
but in the end 
I'll wind up in the soup 
Last one to finish 
Has to pay for every ride 
but if I'm last you'll let me slide 

Chorus 

Lead 

Chorus 

Go down backwards on the waterslide 

Lane 5 on the waterslide 

Lane 6 on the waterslide 

I'm getting wet on the waterlide 

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Walk Like An Egg 

I'm just a lonley egg 
Peel me down 
I'm not afraid 
What will we do 
What will we do 
What will we do 

Walk like an egg 
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg 
C'mon and walk like an egg 
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg 

I'm just a lonely egg and I'm an egghead 
Peel me down and I'm white and naked 
Everybody thinks that I'm just a joke 
Baby,baby the joke's on you 

Waddling around 
Egg is in town 
A fellow's gotta waddle 
He's hittin' full throttle 

Chorus 

Lead 

Chorus 
 
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Curb Job 

Gimme a bone 
I gotta get away 
You better gimme a bone 
There'e no way I'm gonna feed your face 

Aaaoh 
I'm gonna give you a curb job 
Aaaoh 
I'm gonna break your face 
Aaaoh 
I'm gonna give you a curb job 
Aaaoh 
I'm gonna break your face 

Gimme a bone 
I don't have one today 
Gimme a bone 
There's no way I'm gonna play your game 

Chorus 
 
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Shake & Bake 

Now I got The hook 
And Now I got the bait 
Now I got the bait 
so don't slow me down 
Now I got a car 
and now I gotta girl 
Now I got a car to go around the world 

You Better 
Shake and Bake 

Now I got The hook 
And Now I got the bait 
Now I got the bait 
so don't slow me down,down,down 
Now I got a car 
I got me a Jaguar 
Now I got a car to go around the world 

Chorus 

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