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Nice Guys Finish Last
Hitchin a Ride
The Grouch
Redundant
Scattered
All The Time
Worry Rock
Platypus (I Hate You)
Uptight
Last Ride In
Jinx
Haushinka
Walking Alone
Reject
Take Back
Good Riddance
Protestic Head
Desensitized
 
Nice Guys Finish Last 
 

Nice guys finish last 
You're running out of gas 
Your sympathy will get you left behind 
Sometimes you're at your best, when you feel the worst 
Do you feel washed up, like piss going down the drain 

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane 
I'm so fucking happy I could cry 
Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you 
I never knew you were such a funny guy 

Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast 
Don't pat yourself on the back you might break your spine 

Living on command 
You're shaking lots of hands 
You're kissing up and bleeding all your trust 
Taking what you need 
Bite the hand that feeds 
You lose your memory and you got your shame 

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane 
I'm so fucking happy I could cry 
Every joke can have its truth and now the joke's on you 
I never knew you were such a funny guy 

Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast 
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine 
Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast 
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine 

Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast 
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine 
Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast 
Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine 
 
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Hitchin' A Ride 

Hey mister, where you headed? 
Are you in a hurry? 
I need a lift to happy hour. 
Say oh no. 
Do you brake for distilled spirits? 
I need a break as well. 
The well that inebriates the guilt. 
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 

Cold turkey's getting stale 
Tonight I'm eating crow. 
Fermented salmonella poison oak no 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating. 
My tongue is swelling up as say 
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 

Troubled times, you know i can not lie. 
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride. 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating. 
My tongue is swelling up, I say... Shit! 

Troubled times, you know i can not lie. 
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride. 

Hitchin´a ride 
Hitchin´a ride 
Hitchin´a ride 
Hitchin´a ride 

Hitchin´a ride 
Hitchin´a ride 
Hitchin´a ride 
Hitchin´a ride 

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The Grouch 

I was a young boy that had big plans. 
Now I'm just another shitty old man. 
I don't have fun and I hate everything. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 

Glory days don't mean shit to me. 
I drank a six pack of apathy. 
Life's a bitch and so am I. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 

Wasted youth and a fustful of ideals. 
I had a young and optimisitic point of view. 
Wasted youth and a fustful of ideals. 
I had a young and optimisitic point of view. 

I've decomposed, yet my gut's getting fat. 
Oh my god I'm turning out like my dad. 
I'm just a grouch sitting on the couch. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 

The wife's a nag and the kid's fucking up. 
I don't have sex cause I can't get it up. 
I'm always rude I've got a bad attitude. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 

Wasted youth and a fustful of ideals. 
I had a young and optimisitic point of view. 
Wasted youth and a fustful of ideals. 
I had a young and optimisitic point of view. 

I was a young boy that had big plans. 
Now I'm just another shitty old man. 
I don't have fun and I hate everything. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 

Glory days don't mean shit to me. 
I drank a six pack of apathy. 
Life's a bitch and so am I. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 
The world owes me, so fuck you. 
 
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Redundant 
 
We're living in repetition. 
Content in the same old shtick again. 
Now the routine's turning to contention, 
Like a production line going over and over and over, roller coaster. 

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. 
I'm speechless and redundant. 
Cause I love you's not enough. 
I'm lost for words. 

Choreographed and lack of passion. 
Prototypes of what we were. 
Went full circle til I'm nauseous. 
Taken for granted. 
Now I waste it, faked it, ate it, now i hate it 

Cuz  I cannot speak, I lost my voice. 
I'm speechless and redundant. 
Cause I love you's not enough. 
I'm lost for words. 

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. 
I'm speechless and redundant 
Cause I love you's not enough. 
I'm lost for words 

Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. 
I'm speechless and redundant 
Cause I love you's not enough. 
I'm lost for words 

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Scattered 

Well I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor. 
Reminds me of the times we shared. 
Makes me wish that you were here. 
Cuz now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life. 
Well all the songs have been erased. 
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well 

Open the past and present. 
Now and we are there. 
Story to tell and I am listening. 
Open the past and present. 
And the future too. 
It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you. 

Well loose ends tied in knots. 
Leaving a lump down in my throat. 
Well gagging on a souvenir. 
Lodged to fill another year. 
Well drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds. 
Leaving myself wide open. 
Living out a sacrifice, well 

Open the past and present. 
Now and we are there. 
Story to tell and I am listening. 
Open the past and present. 
And the future too. 
It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you. 

If you got no one 
And I've got no place to go, would it be alright? 
Could it be alright? 

Well I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor. 
Reminds me of the times we shared. 
Makes me wish that you were here. 
Cuz now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life. 
Well all the songs have been erased. 
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well 

Open the past and present. 
Now and we are there. 
Story to tell and I am listening. 
Open the past and present. 
And the future too. 
It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you. 
It's all I've got and I'm giving it up to you. 
 
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All The Time 

All the time, every time I need it. 
What's the time? 
I'd say the time is right. 
Here's to me. 
Let's find another reason. 
Down the hatch and a bad attitude. 
Salud. 

Wasting time 
Wasting time down a bum fuck road. 
And I don't know where the hell it'll go. 
Heirlooms and huffing fumes, and I'm picking up the pace 
and I'm gonna smash straight into a wall. 

All the time. 
A "New Year's Resolution" 
How soon that we forget. 
Doing time. 
Loving every minute. 
Live it up on another let down. 
Salud. 

Promises, promises, it was all set in stone, cross my heart and hope to die. 
Sugar fix, dirty tricks and a trick question. 
Guess i should have read between the lines. 
Having the time of my life, watching the clock tick. 

All the time, where did all the time go? 
It's too late to say goodnight. 
Time flies when you're having fun. 
Time's up when you work like a dog. 
Salud. 

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Worry Rock 

Another sentimental argument and bitter love. 
Fucked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud. 
Yelling at brick walls and punching windows made of stone. 
The worry rock has turned to dust and fallen on our pride. 

A knocked down dragged out fight. 
Fat lips and open wounds. 
Another wasted night and no one will take the fall. 

Where do we go from here? 
And what did you do with the directions? 
Promise me no dead end streets 
And I'll guarantee we'll have the road. 

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Platypus (I Hate You) 

Your rise and fall 
Back up against the wall 
What goes around is coming back and haunting you 

It's time to quit 
Cause you ain't worth the shit 
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground 

No one loves you and you know it 
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care 
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. 

Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 

I heard your sick 
Sucked on that cancer stick 
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high 

Shit out of luck 
And now your time is up 
It brings me pleasure just to know your going to die 
No one loves you and you know it 
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care 
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. 

Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, 
waste of semen, I hope you die HEY! 

Red eye, code blue 
I'd like to strangle you 
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull 

When you go down 
Head first into the ground 
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave 

No one loves you and you know it 
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care 
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want to hear. 

Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 
Cuz I hate you 

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Uptight 
 
I woke up on the wrong side of the floor. 
Made, made my way through the front door. 
Broke my engagement with myself. 

Perfect picture of bad healthA 
nother notch scratched on my belt. 
The future just ain't what it used to be. 

I got a new start on a dead end road. 
Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows. 
Owe, I paid off all my debts to myself. 

Perfect picture of bad health 
Another notch scratched on my belt. 
The future's in my living room. 

Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. 
All night, suicide's last call. 
I've been uptight all night. 
I'm a son of a gun. 
Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. 
All night, suicide's last call. 
I've been uptight all night. 
I'm a son of a gun. 

Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. 
All night, suicide's last call. 
I've been uptight all night. 
I'm a son of a gun. 
Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. 
All night, suicide's last call. 
I've been uptight all night. 
I'm a son of a gun. 
Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. 
All night, suicide's last call. 
I've been uptight all night. 
I'm a son of a gun. 
Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun. 
All night, suicide's last call. 
I've been uptight all night. 
I'm a son of a gun. 
 
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Jinx 

1 2 3 
I fucked up again it's all my fault 
So turn me around and face the wall. 
And read me my rights and tell me I'm wrong. 
Until it gets into my thick skull. 

A slap on the wrist a stab in the back. 
Torture me, I've been a bad boy. 
Nail me to the cross until you have won. 
I lost before I did any wrong. 

I'm hexed with regrets and bad luck. 
So keep you distance cause it's rubbing off. 
Or you will be damned to spend your life in hell. 
Or earth with me tangled at your feet. 

You finally met you nemesis 
Disguised as your fatal long lost love. 
So kiss it good bye until death do we part. 
You fell for a jinx for crying out loud. 

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Haushinka 

Haushinka is a girl with a peculiar name. 
I met her on the eve of my birthday. 
Did she know, did she know, before she went away 
Does she know, does she know, but it's too damn late 

This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
Now she's gone. 
Now she's all gone. 

All I have now is a memory to date. 
A cheap hat and cigarettes, and a peculiar name. 
I didn't know, I didn't know, before she went away. 
I know now, I know now, but it's too damn late. 

This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone.
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
Now she's gone. 
Now she's all gone. 

Will she ever find her way? 
I'm too damn young to be too late, but am I? 
Yet again I'm kicking myself 
And I'll be here in battle scars, waiting for you. 
Waiting for you now. 

This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
This girl has gone far away. 
Now she's gone. 
Now she's gone. 
Now she's all gone. 

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Walking Alone 
 
Come together like a foot in a shoe 
Only this time I think I stuck my foot in my mouth. 
Thinking out loud and acting in vain. 
Knocking over anyone that stands in my way. 

Sometimes I need to apologize. 
Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right. 
Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut or only say hello. 
Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone. 

Walk on eggshells on my old stomping ground 
Yet there's really no one left, that's hanging around. 
Isn't that another familiar face? 
Too drunk to figure out they're fading away. 

Sometimes I need to apologize. 
Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right. 
Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut or only say hello. 
Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone. 

Sometimes I need to apologize. 
Sometimes I need to admit that I ain't right. 
Sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut or only say hello. 
Sometimes I still feel I'm walking alone. 

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Reject 

Who the hell are you to tell me 
What I am and what's my master plan. 
What makes you think that it includes you? 
Self-righteous wealth stop flattering yourself 

So when the smoke clears here I am. 
Your reject all-American. 

Sucking up you social sect 
Making you a nervous wreck. 
To hell and back and hell again I've gone. 
You're not my type. 
Not my type. 

What's the difference between you and me? 
I do what I want, and you do what you're told. 
So listen up shut the hell up! 
It ain't no big deal and I'll see you in hell 

So when the smoke clears here I am. 
Your reject all-American. 

Sucking up you social sect 
Making you a nervous wreck. 
To hell and back and hell again I've gone. 
You're not my type. 
Not my type. 
Not my type. 
You're not my type. 

Falling from grace, right on my fave. 
To hell and back and hell again I've gone. 

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Take Back 

You pushed me once too far again 
I'd like to break you fucking teeth. 
Stick a knife in the center of your back. 

You better grow some eyes in the back of your head. 
I fight dirty, just like your looks. 
Can't take, can't take, can't take anymore. 

Take back Take back Take. 

The taste of bad blood on the tip of my tongue. 
An eye for an eye gun for a gun. 
Cold-cocked and I'm taking back what's mine. 

Expect it when you're least expecting it. 
No loss of love, the smell of regret. 
Lights out can't take anymore 

Take back Take back 
Take back Take back 

Shit! 

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Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. 
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. 
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why. 
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time. 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. 
I hope you had the time of your life. 

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind. 
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time. 
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial. 
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while. 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. 
I hope you had the time of your life. 

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. 
I hope you had the time of your life. 
 
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Prosthetic Head 
 
I see you, down on the front line. 
Such a sight for sore eyes, you're a suicide makeover. 

Plastic eyes, lookin' through a numbskull. 
Self-effaced, what's his face 
You erased yourself so shut up. 
You don't let up. 

You have a growth that must be treated 
Like a severed severe pain in the neck. 
You can smell it but you can't see it. 
No explanation identified 

Cause you don't know. 
You don't say. 
And you got no reply. 

Hey you, where did you come from? 
Got a head full of lead, you're a inbred bastard son. 

All dressed up, red blooded, Amannequin 
Do or die, no reply, don't deny that you're synthetic. 
You're pathetic. 

You have a growth that must be treated 
Like a severed severe pain in the neck. 
You can smell it but you can't see it. 
No explanation identified 

Cause you don't know. 
You don't say. 
And you got no reply. 

I see you, down on the front line. 
Such a sight for sore eyes, you're a suicide makeover. 

Cause you don't know. 
You don't say. 
And you got no reply. 
Cause you don't know. 
You don't say. 
And you got no reply. 
 
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Desensitized (Japan Import) 
 
Clenching my teeth tight 
My head is like a sponge 
Give it to me free 
I wanna get ripped off 
And drown in the airwaves 
Another fatal wreck 
On the Information highway 
So go ahead and kill yourselves 
It all amuses me 
For I'll be damned to spend 
My life in hell 
Another wise ingrete 
  

Bring me blood and pain of a stranger's fate 
Give it all away 
Gimme gimme now 
I'm desensitized 
I wanna watch the bomb 
Blow the masses high 

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