This is a public service announcment 
This is only a test 
Emergency evacuation protest 
May impair your ability to operate machinery 
Can`t quite tell, just what it means to me 
Keep out of reach of children 
Don`t talk to strangers 
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker 

Warning: Live without warning 
Warning: Live without warning 

Better homes and safety-sealed communities? 
Did you remember to pay the utility? 
Caution: police line: you better not cross 
Is it the Cop or am I the one that`s really dangerous? 
Sanitation, Expiration date, Question Everything? 
Or shut up and be the victim of authority 

Warning: Live without warning 
Warning: Live without warning 

Better homes and safety-sealed communities? 
Did you remember to pay the utility? 
Caution: police line: you better not cross 
Is it the Cop or am I the one that`s really dangerous? 
Sanitation, Expiration date, Question Everything? 
Or shut up and be the victim of authority 

Warning: Live without warning 
Warning: Live without warning 

This was a public service announcement 
This was only a test 

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BLOOD SEX AND BOOZE 

Waiting in a room 
All dressed up and bound and gagged 
To a chair 
It`s so unfair 
I won`t dare move, for the pain 
She puts me through is what I need 
So make it bleed 

I`m in distress, oh mistress 
I confess so do it one more time 
These handcuffs are too tight 
You know I will obey, so please 
Don`t make me beg 
For blood, sex and booze you give me 

Some say I`m disturbed 
But it`s what I deserve, another lesson 
To be learned...from a girl called kill 
My head is in the gutter 
Thank you sir, strike up another mandolin 
Of discipline 
Throw me to the dogs 
Let them eat my flesh down 
To the wood 
It feels so good 

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CHURCH ON SUNDAY 

Today is the first day of the rest 
Of our lives 
Tomorrow is too late to pretend 
Everything`s allright 
I`m not getting any younger as long 
As  you don`t get any older 
I`m not going to state that yesterday never was 

Bloodshot deadbeat and a lack of sleep 
Making your mascara bleed 
Tears down your face 
Leaving traces of my mistakes 

If I promise to go to church on Sunday 
Will you go with me on Friday night? 
If you live with me, I`ll die for you 
And this compromise 

I hereby solenly to tell 
The whole truth 
And nothing but the truth is what 
I`ll ever hear from you 
"Trust" is a dirty word that comes 
Only from such a liar 
But "respect" is something I will earn 
If you have faith 

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FASHION VICTIM 

He`s a victim of his own time 
In his "vintage suit" and tie 
He`s casualty dressed to the teeth 
In the latest genocide 
The new seasons come and go 
At the dog and pony show 
Gonna sit and beg and fetch the names 
And fallow the dress codes 
What`s in a name? 

She`s a scented magazine 
Looking sharp and living clean 
Living well and dressed to kill 
But she looks like hell to me 

So when you`re dancing throgh your wardrope 
Do the anorex a go-go 
Cloaked with style 
For pedophiles as the credit card explodes 

You auctioned off your life 
For the "most" expensive price 
Going once... 
Going twice... 
Now it`s gone 

You auctioned off your life 
For the "most" expensive price 
Going once... 
Going twice... 
Now it`s gone 

What`s in a name, hey? 
What`s in a name, hey? 
What`s in a name? 

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CASTAWAY 

I`m on a sentimental journey 
Into sight and sound 
Of no return and no looking back or down 
A conscientes objector to the 
War that`s my mind 
Leaving in the lurch and I`m 
Taking back what`s mine 

I`m on a mission 
Into destination unkown 
An expidition 
Onto desolation road 
Where I`m a... 

Castaway ­ going at it alone 
Castaway ­ now I´m on my own 
Castaway ­ going at it alone 
Castaway ­ now I`m on my own 
Lost and found, trouble bound 
Castaway 

I¹m riding on the night train and 
Driving stolen cars 
Testing my nerves out of the blvd 
Spontaneous combustion in the 
Corners of my mind 
Leaving in the lurch 
And I`m taking back what`s mine 

I`m on a mission 
Into destination unkown 
An expidition 
Onto desolation road 
Where I`m a... 

Castaway ­ going at it alone 
Castaway ­ now I`m on my own 
Castaway ­ going at it alone 
Castaway ­ now I`m on my own 
Lost and found, trouble bound 
Castaway 

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MISERY 

Virginia was a "lot lizard" from F.L.A. 
She had a compound fracture in the "trunk" 
It started when she run away 
Thumbs out out on the interstate 
She hitched a ride to misery 

"Mr. Whirly" had a catastrophic incident 
He fell into the city by the bay 
He liquidated his estate 
Now he sleeps upon the Haight 
Panhanding misery 

He`s gonna get high 
When he`s low 
The fire burns from better days 
And she screems why 
I said I don`t know 
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday 
Of misery 

Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam 
He ran the drug cartel in "tinseltown" 
They found him in a cadillac 
Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name 
Of misery 

Gina hit the road to New York City 
Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked 
She stopped in Vegas to elope 
With Virgina and the dope 
And kissed the bride eternally 

And they`re gonna get high 
When they`re low 
The fire burns from better days 
And he screems why 
I said I don`t know 
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday 
Of misery 

Hell hounds on your trail now once again..boy 
It`s groping on your leg until it sleeps 
The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow 
Because it`s not what you make... it`s what you leave 

And we`re gonna get high 
When I`m  low 
The fire burns from better days 
And she screems why 
I said I don`t know 
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday 
Of misery 

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DEADBEAT HOLIDAY 

Wake up, The house is on fire 
And the cat`s caught in the dryer 
Philiosophy`s a liar when 
Your home is your headstone 
"Icon" is the last chance for hope 
When there`s no such thing as heroes 
Your faith lies in the ditch that 
You dug yourself in 

Last chance to piss it all away 
Nothing but hell to pay 
When the lights are going down 

Deadbeat Holiday ­ celebrate your own decay 
There`s a vacant sign that`s hanging high 
On a noose over your home 

Deadbeat Holiday ­ get on your knees and pray 
There`s a vacant sign that`s hanging high 
But at least you`re not alone 
Christmas lights in the middle of August 
Grudges come back to haunt us 
Your oldest allies are your long lost enemies 
Grounded in a duplex to find that 
You`re living on a landmine 
Vacation hotspots is a cemetery drive 

Last chance to piss it all away 
Nothing but hell to pay 
When the lights are going down 

Deadbeat Holiday ­ celebrate your own decay 
There`s a vacant sign that`s hanging high 
On a noose over your home 

Deadbeat Holiday ­ get on your knees and pray 
There`s a vacant sign that`s hanging high 
But at least you`re not alone 

Last chance to piss it all away 
Nothing but hell to pay whan all you 
Want to do is... not to... give up... 

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HOLD ON 

As I stepped to the edge 
Beyond the shadow of a doubt 
Withe my conscienece beating 
Like the puls of a drum 
That hammers on and on 
Until I reach the break of the day 
As the sun beats down 
The halfway house 
Has my conscience beating 
The sound in my ear 
The will tomperserve 
As I reach the break of the day 

When you lost all hope and excuses 
And the cheapstakes & losers 
Nothing`s left to cling onto 
You got to hold on yourself 

A cry of hope 
A plea for peace 
And my conscience beating 
It¹s not what I want for 
It¹s all that I need 
To reach the break of the Day 
So I run to the edge 
Beyond the shadowas of a doubt 
With my conscience bleeding 
Here lies the truth 
The lost treasures of my youth 
As I hold on to the break of the day 

When you lost all hope and excuses 
And the cheapstakes & losers 
Nothing`s left to cling onto 
You got to hold on yourself 

When you lost all hope and excuses 
And the cheapstakes & losers 
Nothing`s left to cling onto 
You got to hold on yourself 

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JACKASS 

To know you is to hate you 
So loving you must be like suicide 
I don`t mind if you don`t mind 
I`m not the one that`s going to die 
I guess i just can`t listen 
To this one sided conversation again 
`cause I don`t care if I don`t care 
No one ever said that life is fair 

Everybody loves a joke 
But no one likes a fool 
And you`re always cracking the same old lines again 
You`re well rehearsed on every verse 
And that was stated clear 
But no one understands your verity 

The center of attention 
Got an honerable mention once again 
Congratulations and salutations 
You¹re a figment of your own imagination 

Everybody loves a joke 
But no one likes a fool 
And you`re always cracking the same old lines again 
You`re well rehearsed on every verse 
And that was stated clear 
But no one understands your verity 

To know you is to bait you 
And you fell victim to your own denial 
I don`t mind if you don`t mind 
If you`re wasting all your time 

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WAITING 

I`ve been waiting for a long time 
For this moment to come 
I`m destined 
For anything... at all 
Downtown lights will be shining 
On me like a diamond 
Ring out under the midnight hour 
No one can touch me now 
And I can`t turn my back 
It`s too late ready or not at all 

I`m so much closer than 
I have ever known... 
Wake up 

Dawning of a new era 
Calling... don`t let it catch you falling 
Ready or not at all 
So close enough to taste it 
Alomost... I can embrace this 
Feeling... on the tip of my tongue 

I`m so much closer than 
I have ever known... 
Wake up 
Better thank your lucks stars... 

I`ve been waiting for a long time 
For this moment to come 
I`m destined for anything at all 

Dumbstruck 
Colour me stupid 
Good luck 
You`re gonna need it 
Where I`m going if I get there... 
At all... 

Wake up 
Better thank your lucky stars... 

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MINORITY 

I want to be the minority 
I don`t need your authority 
Down with the moral majority 
`cause I want to be the minority 

I pledge allegiance to the underworld 
One nation under dog 
There of which I stand alone 
A face in the crowd 
Unsung, against the mold 
Without a doubt, 
Singled out 
The only way I know 

I want to be the minority 
I don`t need your authority 
Down with the moral majority 
`cause I want to be the minority 

Stepped out of the line 
Like a sheep runs from the herd 
Marching out of time 
To my own beat now 
The only way I know 

One light, one mind 
Flashing in the dark 
Blinded by silence of a thousand broken hearts 
"For crying out loud" she screamed unto me 
A free for all! Fuck ´em all! 
"You are your own sight" 

I want to be the minority 
I don`t need your authority 
Down with the moral majority 
`cause I want to be the minority 

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MACY`S DAY PARADE 

Today`s the Macy`s Day Parade 
The night of the living dead is on ist way 
With a credit report for a duty call 
It`s a lifetime guarantee 
Stuffed in a coffin "10% more free" 
Red light special at the mausoleum 

Give me something that I need 
Satisfaction guaranteed to you 
What`s the consolation prize? 
Econimy sized dreams of hope 

When I was a kid I thought 
I wanted all the things that I haven`t got 
Oh, I learned the hardest way 
Then I realized what it took 
To tell the differnce between 
Thieves and crooks 
When all along it was me and you 

Give me something that I need 
Satisfaction guaranteed 
Because I`m thinking about 
A brand new hope 
The one I`ve never known 
`cause know I know 
It`s all that I wanted 

What`s the consolation prize? 
Economy sized dreams of hope 
Give me something that I need 
Satisfaction guarnteed 
Because I`m thinking about 
A brand new hope 
The one I`ve never known 
And where it goes 
And I`m thinking about 
The only road 
The one I`ve never known 
And where it goes 

Because I`m thinking about 
A brand new hope 
The one I`ve never known 
`cause now I know 
It`s all that I wanted 

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