Covered With Ants
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1. That's Life
2. Can I Borrow Some Ambition?
3. Secure Horizons
4. She's Got the Look
5. Looking Good Is All That Matters
6. I'm Destroying the World
7. Chug-A-Lug Night
8. What You Like About Me
9. I Won't See You in the Pit
10. Black Enforcers
11. Cram It up Your Ass
 

That's Life

the girls look really really sad
like a trucker who's breath
is smelling really bad

from corn nuts and
cokes and cigarettes
like an only child
or kids who have turrets

like a high school reunion / a dead river

how are you fine i'm doing well
looks like your wife threw in the towel
i'd rather walk the gang plank
if i must be frank

i banked on my own ideas
your ship came in but then it sank
i get around ideas

that's life
forget the inbetweens

that's life
it's all you man

that's life
just like daddy said

that's life
i'll get the lube man

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Can I Borrow Some Ambition?

well i'm starving for attention
and i'm looking for perfection
and my only opposition
is my lack of motivation
but i'm looking for an in
but i'm pissin' in the wind
and if i had a towel
man i'm sure i'd throw it in

i'm fishing for a valid excuse
and when i think of one
i will put it to good use
am i a freight train or am i just the caboose
too much time tied to the rails

fuck no
gotta find a reason to go
fuck no
never have nothing to show
fuck no
gotta find a reason to go
fuck no
never have nothing to show (2x)

can i borrow some ambition
or a box of ammunition
man i need a new direction
like a positive regression
i could use a new excuse
need an ace, but drew a duece
i will do the world a favor
and i'll never reproduce

i'm fishing for a valid excuse
and when i think of one
i will put it to good use
am i a freight train or am i just the caboose
too much time tied to the rails

fuck no
gotta find a reason to go
fuck no
never have nothing to show
fuck no
gotta find a reason to go
fuck no
never have nothing to show (2x)

fuck no
gotta find a reason to go
fuck no
never have nothing to show
fuck no
gotta find a reason to go
fuck no
never have nothing to show (3x)

well i'm starving for attention
and i'm looking for perfection
now my only opposition
is my lack of motivation
i'm looking for an in
but i'm pissin' in the wind

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Secure Horizons

yea i know
i pissed away a lot of dough

what a waste of time
i spent every dime
not planning for a sound financial future

invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

inside tip
a high yield blue chip
the interest rates will fall
open gutter mall
planning for a sound financial future

invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

started out with pocket change
learned about capital gains
reinvest my dividends
the dow is on the rise again yeah

oh yeah

ring goes the final bell
bioteck did fairly well
power lunch with michael dell
really didn't go so well yeah

oh yeah

started with some pocket change
learned about capital gain
reinvest my dividends yeah
the dow is on the rise again
ring goes the final bell
bioteck did fairly well yeah
now our mall is pretty fucking tall
the merger spawned a split
monopolize then quit that shit
you got to secure your financial future
your financial future

invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

future invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

future

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She's Got The Look

she likes to read
i like tv
she's checking out my good friend steve (er)
she likes a beer
i like a shot
her parents think i'm selling pot
she likes the boys in the band
she rollerblades down the strand
when i pinch her butt in public
she complains
the best years of my life washed
down the...
i like to drive
she wants to walk
she caught me jacking in my sock
i like to drink
she likes to dance
i'm drunk again
off come my pants
she likes the boys in the band
i dig the surf / she likes the sand
when i come home late she's got
that look
i'm not talkin' bout that
jordache look
for you i'd do it
just for you i'd do it
i would wash my car
get a job
odor eaters for my shoes
for you i'd do it
for you
for you
i guess our eyes
will never meet
mark, please put down
the toilet seat
she likes to kiss
i'd like to fuck
all her friends
think i'm a schmuck
she did the boys in the band
i guess i'll be a single man
i used to want to sleep in
she'd complain
the best years of my life washed
down the drain
i'll wash my car
get a job
odor eaters for my shoes
i'll recycle all my beer cans
like i promised i would do
i will cancel my subscriptions
to juggs and beaver hunt
just for you i'll do it
just for you - for you

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Looking Good Is All That Matters

you can't predict if she'll stay or go
if she speaks again its a brick i'll throw
don't you know
her voice will make you want to hang yourself
but something
makes you want to stay
looking good is all that matters
god bless our society
another day another donut hole
damnit honey you can eat
don't you eye my jelly roll
you know better, but can't help yourself
but puking
keeps you looking great

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I'm Destroying The World

hey mark its fourth and goal
why don't you get your dad a beer
and do us all a favor
get your punk ass out of here
dear i think our son's retarded
he likes to read not watch tv
mark never plays no football
with the kids across the street
hey mom hey dad yeah sports are great
if you like touching other men
but when we touch each other off the field
well this becomes a sin
so i understand you think i'm slow
but i don't want to be like you
because of you and mommy its what i was
born to do hey hey
i'm destroying the world
i don't really give a shit cuz it feels so
god damn cool
i'm destroying the world
i don't really give a shit no
sorry son we understand
that you just don't fit in
so i filled your mom's prescription
you'll be one of us again
hey i don't give a shit bout what you think
you made me just who i am
i'm taking up the banjo
to execute my evil plan
then lets go

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Chug-A-Lug Night

there was smoke on the water
a little fire in the sky
if i hear that song one more time
i'll stick a fork right in my eye
another round and a pickled egg
a truck pulled up with a 100 kegs
just another friday night
fuck no fuck no
its chug-a-lug night
here we go
here we go
chug-a-lug night
kissin' girls you don't know
here we go (2x)
beer is in my hair
and vomits on my toes
here we go (2x)
for no damn reason
i'm takin' off my clothes
here we go (2x)
i walked to the bar
but now i'm driving...
i still believe in anarchy
pardon me sir i have to pee
passed out greaser on the floor
a beer fart on his pompadour
i'm quite happy almost gay
what the fuck did i just say
something new every night
fuck no fuck no
its chug-a-lug night
here we go (2x)
chug-a-lug night
kissin' girls you don't know
here we go (2x)
beer is in my hair
and vomits on my toes
here we go (2x)
for no damn reason
i'm takin' off my clothes
here we go (2x)
i walked to the bar
but now i'm drivin home

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What You Like About Me

beat me
beat me up, beat me down, beat me silly
beat me anyway you want

why don't you hurt me
hurt me here, hurt me there
hurt me now where its gonna hurt the most

call me
call me back, call me now
call me later call me anything you want

do you hate me
cause i bash britney spears
play the queers went to burger king for lunch

kick me
kick me right kick me now
kick me back to wherever i was found

do you love me
when i talk like an ass
smokin' grass talkin' trash brings you down

i've got nothin' to do
#1 procrastinator
i've got nothin' to say

but i'll say it to you later

i've got nothin' to do
#1 procrastinator
i've got nothin' to say

are you open
i've got cash, credit cards,
got a car its parked right around the block

will you love me
stick you hands down my shorts
down in front you'll do anything i want

beat me
hurt me
call me
why don't you fuck me

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I Won't Seee You In The Pit

listen to me its a 100 degrees
and still you've got your leather jacket on
i know it sure looks nice
like sugar and some spikes
to be in vogue who cares if the heat is on
you think your cause is valid
but you're on the outside
join the rank you are fighting you will see
take over from inside
45 minutes just a puttin up your hawk
oh boy does it look good and boy do you look smart
you can sing about change
but what's the fucking point
cops have control oink, oink, oink

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Black Enforcers

we run with the night
everybody knows we run with the night
we enforce in the night
everybody knows we enforce in the night
black enforcers
we enforce by the night
got got got no pity on you
if you don't know the handshake
we will know that you don't know the handshake
9 times against the wall
everybody knows its 9 times
black enforcers
raise your palm and swipe
we enforce with artillery force
everybody knows jay santos
we enforce the enforcer's way
we will know that you don't know the enforcer's way
black enforcers

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Cram It Up Your Ass

cram it up your ass

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