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Hit Machinelets try and be positive herefor a minute shall we can you dig brothers and sisters i'm talking about we're here to spread joy throughthout the world with our beautiful music now i know you know what i'm saying here we go wonderful life come on friend no time to lose cause we ain't going to sing blues it ain't going to matter now the lord has said let's get it's down think of us as jesus and you are a disciples we is gonna lead youz on a fantastic journey to happiness such as you have never dreamed of you knowwhat i'm saying' friend holds on to my hand man here we go! wonderful life! raise dat roof work that ass fill my tank with disco gas we pump the dopest jam around g-mouth here to get on down on behalf of myself pastor mark i ask you all to add a little something to the collection plate here we go! wonderful life! forgive me mark for i have sinned one more time you won't get in i robbed another taco bell sorry joe it's straight to hell spread the word across the land you will be my new house band seven days a week you'll play and if you don't do what i say straight to hell (x4) by your command! Encyclopedia Browncomplimentaryis an homage i won't pay mediocracy is the mantra of our time nihilism instability within we won't be pacified we brake to olive branch sick cow infallibility sardonic to the end delusionary expectancy of things you can't amend don't call me a patriarch don't honor my contempt intolerant intoxicant 1 potato 2 potato 3 potato 4 dehumanize then immunize please visualize the door 5 potato 6 potato 7 potato more absordent deodorant stick that between your legs honey constant vigilance precludes your surprise roll out the barrel it's time to americanize rational thinking eludes you all the way preconceived notion the factionizing way constipation is a problem from within so villainous we can't discuss the quagmire we are in don't call me irrelevant don't supersize the lies mathematically schematically puzzlehead go to bed Con Especiali kinda had a crush on youyou even said i love you too she said, i've got no place to go you fucking' lied about your birth control i don't want a baby and my answer won't be maybe the world don't need another baby shitting, pissing, screaming, crying if you want it you'll be buyin' i gave you everything i had so you think i want to be a dad that think inside you makes me sick in a perfect world you would get the brick cause i don't want a baby just give give someone else your baby fartin, pukin, breathin, livin if you want it, i'll be giving i'll be choking' off its airway so it won't to see a fucking birthday let's abort it on a sunday 8 whole pounds of wortless shit and you want it to suck your tit now you haven't got a thing you went and pawned our wedding ring why do you think that i care enjoy your life on welfare fartin', pukin', breathin', livin if you want it, i'll be givin' shitting, pissing, screaming, crying if you want it you'll be buying 8 whole pounds of worthless shit and you want it to suck your tit Viva Americayou may think you got it pretty badwell my friend you should be a fucking glad because you take for granted everything you've got try to find a disneyland in africa asshole! america, not china, not canada america, not cuba, not jamaica get a job you leaching welfare whore in the stars, there's non need to be poor, because true americans our pistol packing pals don't tread on me you fuckin' filthy foreigner america, not asia(minor), not nebraska, electricity we're americans, not indians, not russians put us down, we'll blow you off the map in a flash of hot water from the tap. light bulbs, movies stars, we can cure the clap you stupid fuck Diamond Studded Bumble Beemt. rushmore is my favorite monumentthe goldsteer is a gorgeous restaurant golden tan and a latin accent cowboy boots and cologne what is this a gift for me? a gorgeous piece of jewelry a diamond studded bumble bee it looks good on you or me i love the way it looks on mr. t i was a pirate in a former life miners and piano players what is this gift for me? a gorgeous piece of jewelry a diamond studded bumble bee it looks good on you or me no - no-no-no-no-no it goes well with a sequined dress and accentuates my hairy chest i love carrots not in stew holiday in africa no, i'm a jewelry lover A Date With Destinyevery time i look at your faceit makes me want to taste it makes me want to taste it every time i look at your face, it makes me want to rip my heart right out of me shove me back in line i'll groom you so lovingly - i'm yours your worth your weight in gold the gorgeous ring in your nose we can take in a show or a rodeo o-o-o every time i look at your face it makes me want to taste it makes me want to taste it every time i look at your face, it makes me want to what we've got is very rare you look so delicious i'll make you your favorite meal - hey! your worth your weight in gold the gorgeous ring in your nose we can take in a show or rodeo o-o-o every time i look in your face i see a thousand steaks a thousand plates of steaks -yeh! when the people want to buy and the market's high just kiss your ass goodbye you can kiss your ass goodbye (x3) i can't explain our bond life without you will be so hard who's gonna plow my field i loved you and you're a veal The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboardi got a boat and named her dicky moeshe's a beauty a real treasure trove. i've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea chart a course - erotic ports for dicky moe and me boating's unpredictable and traveling gives you lice day 1 i was okay, no trouble in my log if the fishing gets much worse i'll have to eat my dog day 19 i'm standed in peru boating's fun - the blazing sun - evaporated food boating's unpredictable and traveling gives you lice my spanish sucks, the people stink, i'm starting to fit in we played some soccer and they let me win adios amicos from dicky moe and me now i've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen i've got lice (x4) A Nice Place To Visit...i take a look aroundthink of places i have been there really aren't that many i would like to see again i've been to 30 8 of 50 states most of them i'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great back on the east coast dc's a little shit hole you'll freeze to death in jersey but florida's the best i think i would rather have prostate cancer than visit oklahomo it's those sooners i detest when i see the coast i'm at home at last take the lincoln monument and cram it up your ass jmfc a giant ball of yarn dont forget to see the thing when your on your way to yuma koa is a ok but they ain't got no shoney's i love turquoise and shells of abalone testicular tumors sound so much nicer than seeing dollywood in the hills of tennsessee sentence me to life in a tijuana prison i don't really care feed doritos to the bears fireworks here and there california is for me mississi (fart) i zillions of mosquitoes are gnawing on my thigh i really love antiquing i bought some decoy ducks in some states your sister is the only one you fuck the nascar whores of north carolina with ovarian cysts the size of missouri do yourself a favor and stay in california goodbye. Food Storagei started drinking at a quarter to fourhalf past eight i'm out the door when i saw her walking right in i said keep on goin' man don't give in next thing you know i'm back i gotta make my move, precise attack because i gotta thrill frome the hurt and kill you know mommy said don't take that pill, well mommy said life ain't all thrills and mommy said don't play with fire guess what mommy, i like that fire! i chat her up and drink some more 12:15, my mind's a blur but beauty and beast have made the connection i got the fever and i need her injection come last call we gotta go back at her place i don't know then i knock the candle over, start a fire she lost it all i called it fate i guess there won't be a second date - damn i guess there won't be (4x) burnin up (2x) i never caught her name burnin up (2x) disfigured and she's mamed burnin up (2x) i hope that she forgets me burnin up (2x) don't want to say i'm sorry burnin up (2x) messed up our little party what you gonna do? (2x) gonna do now? burnin up (10x) i never caught her name burnin up (2x) disfigured and she's mamed burnin up (2x) i hope that she forgets me I Have A Dreamhey hey today's my lucky daypuff was taken out by snoop & dr. dre hey hey a plane went down today the entire cast of friends found floating in the bay fuck yea hoo ray cancer killed the guy from sugar ray hey hey it's my lucky day the canadian goverment said that we can play - eh! climb the ladder of success and you'll have loads of friends make damn sure that no one hears you when speak your mind smile nicely laugh a little as you slap that back i'm so happy ain't it grand warren from the vandals isn't very tan just joking we love ya warren honk konk your ska shank your way right to lock jaw lucky (10x) day no fuck no what you gonna do now no fuck no no what you gonna do no no no what you gonna do now no fuck no lucky me i found a magic lamp send those eskimos to a european camp raining down from above i'll releive myself on courtney love today must be my lucky day cause you got h.i.v. (not me) while you decay and suffer i'll take in a movie i struck oil under my house while planting magic beans i only wish these things were more than just a dream. BBBhatred is okaydisobey disobey i'm fucking pissed break somthing today always look pissed don't dress nice don't be helpful carry a knife never think positive get fucking wasted harm yourself quit fucking school harm yourself steal a car harm yourself ignore your family harm yourself sleep all day worship dead junkies in shitty bands (3x) kill your fuckin self. boots, bondage and basic reading skills. High Ballsimagine my friend that the well has run drythe bar keep resigns cause there won't be more rye trade lies with your mates and then you have a good cry it's finally happened, no more good times what would you do and what would you say if some bloody bastard took the high balls away my god the world would insist that we cannot be happy until we are pissed off our ass! day by day they take our freedom who the hell gives them the right hold your glass up high and we'll drink on and on and on and on if i'm happy or i'm sad jack daniel's makes me feel alright raise your glass up hight and we'll sing on and on and on and on all we want all we want all we want is hight balls for everyone and then, this fucked up world would seem alright hold on jacky, save me your goobyes hold on jacky, need double rye we got your back jack baby no more feelin dry so cheers to you my dear old friend come on jacky gimmie the good times come on jacky dont wanna walk the line we got your back jack baby no more feelin dry so cheers to you and all our/your friends tonight day by day they take our freedom who the hell gives them the right hold your glass up high and we'll drink on and on and on and on if i'm happy or i'm sad jack daniels makes me feel alright hold your glass up high and we'll sing on and on and on and on all we want all we want all we want is high balls for everyone and then,this fucked up world would seem alright Power Upthe son of god once showed his faceupon my tortilla since that day faith's renewed he won't let me faulter he guides me down a golden path he shields me from sin without the spirit life's meaningless i'll go the distance with him i've been to the point of no return suggestive posters on my wall i'd participate in gluttony greed and wanton lust i cheated on my s.a.t's once i double parked if you asked then for a cigarette there was a good chance i had one there was a good chance that i had one oh yea there's a chance that i had one oh yea there's a chance that i had one yea i'd sloth around in my underwears just watching t.v my former friends they stay out late they drink and carry on (that's wrong) they go on dates with party girls and stay in cheap motels i stay home try to better myself by burning science books once i tried to masturbate and finger my own ass when i marry i'll procreate hands off myself till then christmas easter they're okay but the meaning has been lost remember friend it wasn't santa claus who was nailed to the cross remember friend it wasn't santa oh yea it wasn't santa oh yea it wasn't santa oh yea i serve the lord at the telethon ready to man the phones for him i'll always vote pro-life those clinics should be bombed power up's here to lead the flock lead to salvation (army) jesus christ superstar is my favorite song. |
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