I am Jan Brady,
And you must believe that
Or forever perish in your doubt
I am the soul embodiment of Jan,
And I exist to serve the Brady alter
For I have become one with another soul,
And I have no need for others!

Chorus

Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham

So now you must believe and worship me
Or else a lost soul you will be
I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper
I go to school with my Brady brothers
We live in the same house
But we come from different mothers!

Chorus

I know I cracked the family picture with my bike
I wasn´t wearing my glasses
But I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes
With my wig, I'll be a smash
Polyester plaid bell bottoms,
I ain't no trash!!!!

Chorus

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Glad I'm Not Yew

I dont claim to ride a bike
With long black hair to show my might
I dont follow the latest styles
They make me throw up bright green bile
I don`t have to shave my head
Or walk around and beg for bread
I don`t have big ears that stick out
Or act like my parents threw me out!

Don`t parade around town
Or shoot up gloo that gets me down
I don´t have lots of holes in my arm
And have'nt used up all my charms,
Dont go to clubs 'cause I think its cool,
And hang out with all the fools
So glad. oh so glad I'm not you

I don`t sit in a highrise office
And think about how much money I make
I don`t have a greasy toupe or walk around with hair thats fake
dont have pearls, or cars or furs
Only cowboy boots, no spurs
No silk sheets apon my bed
Glad I'm not you, I'd rather be dead!
I have acid wash, but no poodle hair
Thats why I shot you that ugly stare
No high heels with jeans and socks
I rather have a bagel, hold the lox
No tan in the middle of winter
I'd rather have a ten foot splinter

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Babysitters On Acid

Hello dear, theres some popcorn in here,
There's some soda & icecream, but dont touch the beer.
Ok, sure, I'll be alright,
Don't worry I won't have a party tonight!
Good hon, now thats just fine
We'll be back at a quarter to nine
Yes ma'm and I'll see you later
Don`t worry I'll be on my best behavior!

Are they gone yet?
Have they driven away?
Am I free yet?
Is it time to play?
Take the tab, stick it on my tongue
This crummy job will be somefun!

Lord, I hope they never come back!
Ok kid, step on the oven rack
You wanna know how the baby is?
Don`t worry, she's almost done
What do you mean she's almost done?
Don't worry she's almost done
Walls are melting, whats that funny smell?
This lucky girl is going to hell

Chorus

Babysitters on acid
Every town in the USA!

Oh my gracious, oh my soul
Wheres my baby?
Oh no!!
Well I dont know, I'm trippin' check the kitchen
You'll find her maybe!
What do you mean, bitch, what are you saying?
I'm not leaving without getting paid!
Why don't you go take a look!
Oh my god my baby's cooked!!

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Makin' It

I'm makin it with other species
Lickin up thier little feces
A german shepard, a big strong leopard
They do it better than any man can!

Chorus

Makin it with other species
Makin it with other species
Makin it with other species
Makin it with other species

China was, monkeys too, salamanda's stick like glue,
A big cow or just a horse
And a little duck of course
Little chicken, big fat hen
All the tigers in the den
A porqupine is kinda kinky
Gerbils can be pretty stinky
Any animal any size I love then all
You gotta realize
Don't talk back
Even if they explode.

Chorus

Little hamster you feel so fine
Your soft fur Is just sublime
I'm makin it with other species

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Mabel Rock

You got a square necklace to hold your prayers
Ya eat all day to lose your cares
The foxiest lady that I've ever seen
And you got the right 'cause your Mabel King

Dee and Raj are by your side,
In the kitchen you run and hide
Twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you
Dee ate all the apples too

Oh that necklace will keep you sane
In your twinkie-less hour It wont forsake.
Raj's glasses don't help him see
Just on him to please you and me
Mabel King you are my savior!
Mabel King I'll be your slave
Wait on you foot and hand
Shout it out loud all over the land

Chorus

Mabel King, you are the Queen
The hottest babe on the 70's scene
With that square necklace that you wear
And you foxy buffant hair
You could have been a school aide instead
But then Mr. Thomas
Sould'nt give you head
Mabel King you are the best,
Especially when you're undressed
There you're sitting on the toilet
You're thinkin bout a chicken,
Your gonna boil it
Butt cheeks spead all over the seat
For you taken a shit ain't no neat

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Theme Song

I was sitting in my window
And It was cold outside
I was sitting in my window
When I saw you on the street
I was gonna kill you 'cause you made me mad
Cause there was anger raging through my soul!

So, I got my knife
I was gonna kill you
I was gonna follow you for blocks!
Cuz I tracked you and I stabbed you
And I hurt you and I killed you
You were gonna die, you were gonna cry
I was gonna laugh feel so good inside!

Blood that fills the golden bowl !
So, I tracked you inot the alleyway
I stabbed your back
Ripped your heart right out of your chest
I throw it on the ground and watch it squish
It squishes
Then I smear your blood all over my face
Put your veins and arteries all over my face
Make a necklace out of them!

With each stab, more life I take
I know this death is no mistake
The flesh and bones which now grow bare
I will not leave a breath to spare
No remorse, no mistakes
This life of yours is mine to take
The deed is done
My sin is fun
Your blood I drink, to make us one!
I touch your corpse one more time
My love for evil is no crime
My bones will rot for eternity
Red death, last breath

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Born To Be Mild

Oh Jesus loves you
Get on your knees and pray
You'll die and go to heaven
But here in hell we'll stay
Our Bible is our music, and tha guitar is our Lord
Vicious licks and broken picks
We are the evil horde
The bleedind heart of Jesus
Is hanging on our souls
Lightning strikes for wretched sin
And death and rock and roll
Don't wanna be like anyone
We stand out in the crowd
Drinkin, smokin, hanging out
We like our music loud

Chorus

We were made to be bad
And it might make you mad
We're so wild
You're born to be mild

Denim jeans and sticky dreams
Just a rock ´n´ roll machine
Hanging out with all our friends
We make the people scream!
Don`t want your god, we have our own
Don`t wanna be just another clone
You have your happy family
Joseph, Jesus and Mary
We prefer a wall of noise
And foxy long haired boys
If you die before you wake
You pray the lord your soul to take
Don't you see it's all so fake
Too bad for you to have that fate

Chorus

Preachin on the subways
For all the world to hear
Cuz were to ones you fear

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Pin Eye Woman 665

Veins, scream for more needles
Your a whore, do anything to get one in
To feel the warmth of this deadly pin
To be sick is pergatory
When your numb, your numb in all your glory
The pain would make you cease
To exist for peace of mind, you can't resist

Anything to make it stop
The pains too great for you
Gotta cop
Someday aids will attack your being
But to the needle
You keep on fleeing
Can't feel bad, won`t give ya pitty
Cuz you chose a life that`s shitty!

Chorus

Pin Eye Woman just one more fix
Pin Eye Woman, stop your turning trix!
You gotta have it
Your sickly treat
You'll even sell your ass on the street
The first prick brings you sanity
Your Pin Eye Woman vanity
Floating high above your bones
Think your as cool as the Rolling Stones!?!

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Octopussy

Eigth long arms to hold your love real tight
I'll hug you and sqeeze you, make you feel alright
Since you and me were meant to be
My eight will be fine
I'll hold you in my arms
Please let me know that your mine

Octopussy the monster of love
Oh, I love you baby
You're my sea turtle dove
Oct Oct Octopussy
If you say your mine
I'll take you down for some lovin"
Show you where its at
Inside my octopussy coven

Oct Oct Octopussy

With the sea anemones
You will there with me underneath
The coral reef hidden by my pussy sheath
Deep below the fishes lay in the seaweed
We will play my eight all around you
I'm so gald my tentacles found you!

Oct Oct Octopussy

If eight ain't good enough
I'll try to give you some more
Your love will be oozing out
To hit the deep sea green floor
I'm giving you your every inch and even my soul
So let`s climb up together
On the sunkin ships pole
I'll take you to the deep dark blue
My love 8 x ias always true
I'm the monster & you're the love
My eight arms fit you, like a glove Octopussy

Eigth long arms to hold your love real tight
I'll hug you and sqeeze you, make you feel alright
Since you and me were meant to be
My eight will be fine
I'll hold you in my arms
Please let me know that your mine

Octopussy the monster of love
Oh, I love you baby
You're my sea turtle dove
Oct Oct Octopussy
If you say your mine
I'll take you down for some lovin"
Show you where its at
Inside my octopussy coven

Oct Oct Octopussy

With the sea anemones
You will there with me underneath
The coral reef hidden by my pussy sheath
Deep below the fishes lay in the seaweed
We will play my eight all around you
I'm so gald my tentacles found you!
Oct Oct Octopussy

If eight ain't good enough
I'll try to give you some more
Your love will be oozing out
To hit the deep sea green floor
I'm giving you your every inch and even my soul
So let`s climb up together
On the sunkin ships pole
I'll take you to the deep dark blue
My love 8 x ias always true
I'm the monster & you're the love
My eight arms fit you, like a glove

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Sugar Luv

Oh baby made of confection
Please give me some of your affection
you taste so nice, you can't go sour
I love you, lick you by the hour
Sugar luv

Oh honey your so sweet
I just got to have some of that candy meat
Hey little lover you feel so good
Hold me all night, I know you could!
Sugar  fuckin  luv

Love me all the time, I'll be your slave
Huggin and a kissin, rockim to your grave
Cuz in the night I dream of you
I think of all the groovy lovin we can do

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Complication

It´s far too complicated
Complication...

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