Walk in front of a car, at the mall 
Trip and fall in the hall 
Smash your head against the wall 
You want to die I can see it in your eye 
Rob a bank tip the boat 
Sell yourself brake the law 

I like you better 
When you´re deader 

Don´t ya fuck with us! 
We will follow you onto the bus 
Fart right in your face 
And look out because 
Should´ve worn Tussy like your mama said 
Then you maybe wouldn´t be dead! 
We can be woster! 
Drop dead! 
Drop 

Get et by a lion at the zoo 
Fuck a skanky ho or two 
Burn your socks dread your locks 
Wear a shmock ham your hocks 
You want to die I can see it in your eye 
Pull the plug pop a pill 
Kill yourself you know you will 

I like you better 
When you´re deader 

Don´t ya fuck with us! 
We will follow you onto the bus 
Fart right in your face 
And look out because 
Should´ve worn Tussy like your mama said 
Then you maybe wouldn´t be dead! 
We can be woster! 
Drop dead! 
Olè! 

I´m fine me too 
We´re fine and how are you? 
I´m fine me too 
We´re fine and how are you? 
I´m fine me too 
We´re fine and how are you? 
I´m fine me too 
We´re fine and how are you? 

I like you better 
When you´re deader! 

Shoulda worn Tussy like your mama said 
Then you maybe wouldn´t be dead! 
We think you should drop dead! 

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Fingerful 

I see you down there with your balding hair 
And I wanna touch your spot 
I don´t care what used to be there 
I just wanna touch your spot 

I got some plastic drawers 
And here there are no laws 
A tickle with a feather 
In hot shorts made of pleather 

I got a fetish for it 
And I just can´t describe it 
It gives me such a rush 
Makes me wanna blush 
I pick it I pluck it I touch it and then....uuuh! 

A ticke with a feather 
In hot shorts made of pleather 
Heels and slippers make me quiver 
Shake shake shake! 
Cakes and muffins and cookies too 
And pies in the face 

Toys and boys and rings and things 
Shake and bake and everything 
Cum and shit and fortunite 
And public bathrooms that´s for sure 

Smelly socks and underwear 
Eye snoots and public hair 
Cooked teeth and sexy arms 
Elvis dice and Lucky Charms! 

I got a fetish for it 
And I just can´t describe it 
It gives me such a rush 
Makes me wanna blush 
I pick it I pluck it I touch it and then....uuuh! 

I see your hiney it´s big and shiny 
You better hide it before I find it! 
To make you understand 
Well you just gotta try it! 

I see you down there with your balding hair 
And I wanna touch your spot 
I don´t care what used to be there 
I just wanna touch your spot 

I got a fetish for it 
And I just can´t describe it 
It gives me such a rush 
Makes me wanna blush 
I pick it I pluck it I touch it and then....uuuh! 
Fingerful! 

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F.D.S. (Shit Finger Dick) 

You´re a...... 
Mental case, bout the time I smashed your face 
Got a habit of steppin out of line 
Oh yeah, well here comes your time 
You´re a damn disgrace 
A total insult of the human race 
Try and make me feel bad all the time 
Good things you´re not my sign! 

(You always want) 
Can´t have me! (What you can´t have) 
Can´t have me! (What you can´t have) 
You always want thing you can´t have 
But baby, you can´t have me! 

You´re a...... 
Bleeding heart, not even worth a fart 
Got the worst halitosis I´ve ever smelled 
You can just go to hell 
Don´t even start gonna put you in a shopping card 
Gonna roll you down on a steep hill 
And then I´ll max and chill 
Baby, you think you know better 
Why don´t you go knit a sweater? 

Can´t have me! 
Can´t have me! 
Can´t have me! 

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts 
Multilated monkey meat chopped up a little birdie´s feet 
French fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street 
And I forgot my spoon! 

Only want what you can´t have 
Baby what you can´t have is me 
I don´t care who you are 
What the fuck you want from me 
Dis me once dis me twice 
I don´t think that´s very nice! 
Punch you in your stupid face 
I shit on you and it feels great! 

(You always want) 
Can´t have me! (What you can´t have) 
Can´t have me! (What you can´t have) 
Can´t have me! 
You always want but baby you can´t have that´s  me! 
Can´t have me! (What you can´t have) 
Can´t have me! (What you can´t have) 
Can´t have me me me me me me! 

You always want what you can´t have 
But baby you can´t have that´s me! 
You always want what you can´t have 
But baby you can´t have that´s me! 

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Light As A Feather 

Light as s feather 
Stiff as a board 
Stiff as s week in May 

I dare you 
I dare you 
Do it now or you can´t play 

Jump the bridge just for kicks 
Jump the bridge and pray 
I dare you I dare you 
Do it and die today 

Light as a feather 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 

Everybody´s doin it 
Don´t think you´re gonna get away 
Two fingers all around 
Light the candle raise the dead 

Hair is raising on the back of my neck 
A wrinkled hand on the Tarot deck 
I dare you I dare you 
Don´t worry it´ll be okay! 

Light as a feather 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 

Seance in summer outside 
We´ll make out in the pool 
Seven minutes in heaven better do it 
Spin the bottle slip the tounge 
Or you won´t be cool! 

It´s okay that you didn´t invite me 
I couldn´t make it anyway 
Spin the bottle´s not just for me 
Anyhow I gotta go to ballet 
Boys with cans of Binaca spray 
Girls with Impulse floral bouquet 

I don´t mind if you dare me 
I won´t be there anyway! 

Light as a feather 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 

Seance in summer outside 
We´ll make out in the pool 
Seven minutes in heaven better do it 
Spin the bottle slip the tounge 
Or you won´t be cool! 

Okay now it´s your turn 
Don´t look stupid don´t look prude 
Do it baby baby do do it baby baby do 
Don´t you wanna be in? 

Oh I know I´m not invited 
To all the kissing parties after school 
Me in my high water pants 
Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool! 

Light as a feather 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 
Light as a feather 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 
Light as a feather 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 
Stiff as a board, stiff as a board! 

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Edgar 

Lookin at you with your seven toes 
Always there when I´m tastin the woes 
Your shit stinks worst than the rest 
But my honey I think you´re the best 

You are the best 
Oh oh oh 
You are the best 

Catchin flies like no pussy can 
You´re more faithful than any man 
So soft and sweet and beautiful 
I never wanna let you go 

And you´re never dull 
No no no 
You´re never drull! 

Cause you´re my friend Edgar 
My friendly friend Edgar 
My feline friend Edgar 
My friendly friend Edgar 

You´re named after the Poe dude 
Love a spankin if you´re in the mood 
So soft and sweet and cuddly 
Baby baby make me wanna sing 

And I think you´re the best 
Yes yes yes 
I think you´re the best! 

Cause you´re my friend Edgar 
My friendly friend Edgar 
My feline friend Edgar 
My friendly friend Edgar 

Cause you´re my friend Edgar 
My feline friend Edgar 

Stand by me thrugh thick and thin 
Cryin at the door I´ll let you in 
Lookin at you with your loving eyes 
So young but you seem so wise 

Eating food before Miso can 
Chewin plastic on the garbage can 
Love a nip when you´re wanna get high 
Piss in the shower cause you´re so fly 

My friendly friend my feline friend 
My friendly friend my feline friend 
My friendly friendly friendly feline friend 

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Dogyard 

It´s 4:44 
You enter in the dark 
Kiss my face and hold my paw 
I start to bark! Arf arf arf arf! 

Wish I was a mongrel pup 
Then I could sleep the whole night through 
I would lick you feet all day 
I would always wait for you! 

Now I lay me down to sleep 
You´re snoring while I weep 
I am clinging to your warmth 
I must find my own heart! 

When I die and am reborn 
You will be my pup all mine 
You will pick up after me 
You will want me all the time! 

I panic in my little nest 
I can´t imagine being without you 
But I know it´s for the best 
For my h-h-happiness! 

Now this little mongrel pup 
Is off the leash and out to stray 
I will lick myself all over 
And I will try h-h-hard not to think of you 

In the dog yard 
Not going to be your mongrel pup 
Mongrel pup mongrel pup mongrel pup 

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Buttplug 

I like your face 
I like your eyes 
I love your skin 
I like your thighs 
I like your teeth 
I like your ears 
I like your feet 
I think you´re neat! 

There´s one problem I can see 
As I stare at your underware 
I see something lodge up there 
Pokin through your underware 

Buttplug! 
I see your buttplug 
I taste your buttplug 
I like your buttplug! 

I like your face 
I like your eyes 
I love your skin 
I like your thighs 
I like your teeth 
I like your ears 
I like your feet 
I think you´re neat! 

There´s one problem I can see 
As I stare at your underware 
I see something lodge up there 
Pokin through your underware 

Buttplug! 
I see your buttplug 
I lick your buttplug 
I taste your buttplug 
I like it! Buttplug 
I need it! Buttplug 
I want it! Buttplug 
I love you! 

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Bitterness Barbie 

Why must I stand on my toes? 
Perfect smile and skin-tight clothes 
Cinched waist no cunt to piss with 
A stamp on my ass 
Little girls hateship me 
But that´ll never come to pass 
But at last... 

I´m turning over a new loaf 
I´m eatin dry toast 
I´m wearing slippers on my flat feet 
I have cellulite 

Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t smiling 
Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t stying 
Bitterness Barbie - boobs are sagging 

What if I had a mastectomy? 
Would they buy a one-titted Barbie? 
With whiskers clogged-up pores 
You know they´d take me out of the stores 
Kids don´t like me 
Moms are mad 
I´m going off the market cuz I look so sad 

Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t smiling 
Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t stying 
Bitterness Barbie - boobs are sagging 
Bitterness Barbie - ass is dragging 
Her ass is dragging yeah her ass is sagging 

Female pattern baldness befell 
Barbie wigs so no one can tell 
A Barbie with age spots well I never 
Vericose veins would sure be clever 
"Pluck my eyebrows" Barbie today 
Shave my toes and back today 

Imagine if my eyes were crossed 
Or if my hair was grey and coarse 
With a sneer on my face 
And stain in my panties 
A hairy crotch an extra nipple! 

I´m turning over a new loaf 
I´m eatin dry toast 
I´m wearing slippers on my flat feet 
I have cellulite 

Crying tears of Crisco grease 
Was I a beauty 
Am I a beast? 

Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t smiling 
Bitterness Barbie - she ain´t stying 
Bitterness Barbie - boobs are sagging 
Bitterness Barbie - ass is dragging 
Her ass is dragging - her ass is sagging 

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Deal With It 

I´m going out of my mind 
Don´t know who I am 
I don´t understand meat 
And I wanna take my wings open wide 
And fly right back to me 
And return with a poison worm in my beak 

And I´m going out of my skin 
My patience is thin 
I´m lucky my hair ain´t 
And I´m, I´m losin it fast 
My composure won´t last 
I just can´t hold it in! 

No more sucking in my cheeks 
No way holding in my spit 
No more sucking in my cheeks 
No more holding in my spit 
I can´t pretend that it´s okay 
Time has come to deal with it! 

Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! 
Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! 

I´m gonna let it all out 
Like a fresh water trout 
Close your ears if you want to 
And I´m gonna scrape through the grime 
Cuz there isn´t much time no I ain´t foolin! 

I´m gonna spit up the seeds in my chest 
Growin weeds we all gotta bloom sometimes 
And I´m I´m climbing the walls 
In the bathroom stalls 
Mummified in toilet paper! 
Yeah 

No more sucking in my cheeks 
No way holding in my spit 
No more sucking in my cheeks 
No more holding in my spit 
I can´t pretend that it´s okay 
Time has come to deal with it! 

Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! 
Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! 
Crazy crazy crazy crazy! 

No more 
I can´t pretend that it´s okay 
No way 
Time has come to deal with it! 
Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! 
Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it! 

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Brickface and Stucco 

Brickface and Stucco met on the corner of 48th St. and 3rd Boulevard 
Brickface in a white t-shirt Stucco wore a skin-thight skirt 
They´d go to the village on Saturdays go to the broadway and see cheap plays 

Brickface decided to be a she and Stucco decided to go out to sea 
In fishnet stockings and old saltines they parted happily 
Said they´d meet again in 2003, 2003, 2003! 

Get out of the old neighborhood! 
Get out while you´re still looking good! 
Wake up, brake up and go! 
Wake up, brake up and go! 
Brickface and Stucco! 

Brickface grew his short hair long bought some wigs and tried them all on 
Cheap parfume and old lamé gonna wax his legs today 

Stucco sailed the seven seas grew a beard and drank strong teas 
Used cheap women drank lots of gin thought of Brickface now and again 
Now and again, now and again! 

Get out of the old neighborhood! 
Get out while you´re still looking good! 
Wake up, make up and go! 
Wake up, make up and go! 
Brickface and Stucco! 

They´d had a child together 
Sail the ocean what could be better 
Babe was born on November 10 
They named her Formica Linolium, 
Linolium, Linolium, Linolium, Linolium, 
Linolium, Linolium, Linolium 

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Jerk Of All Trades 

She can dance 
She can sing 
She can do most anything 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can built 
She can fight 
She can bust at your light 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 

Never ever ever ever underestimate 
She will kill you kill you with her hate 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can write 
She can pose 
She can punch you in your nose! 

She can dance 
She can sing 
She can do most anything 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can built 
She can fight 
She can bust at your light 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 

Never ever ever ever underestimate 
She will kill you kill you with her hate 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can write 
She can pose 
She can punch you in your nose! 

With a hammer and nails 
Or lipstick and tails 
She is Woman! 

She can dance 
She can sing 
She can do most anything 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can built 
She can fight 
She can bust at your light 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 

Never ever ever ever underestimate 
She will kill you kill you with her hate 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can write 
She can pose 
She can punch you in your nose! 

With a hammer and nails 
Or lipstick and tails 
She is Woman! 

She can dance 
She can sing 
She can do most anything 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can built 
She can fight 
She can bust at your light 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 

Never ever ever ever underestimate 
She will kill you kill you with her hate 
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades 
She can write 
She can pose 
She can punch you in your 

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Spoilt 

When I look into your big brown eyes 
I see no one there I can despise 
When I see deep in your soul 
I feel so safe just holding on 

But they tell me that it´s okay 
That they´re raping lots of women every single day 
Bolwing away all the children 
If they were yours what would you do? 

I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) spoilt 
I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) spoilt 

Painfully I watch the sunspots fade 
My home is gone my body decayed 
I´m seconds away from all of you 
When we meet again what will you do? 

Our eyes are burnt now we can´t see 
Our hands are scorched we cannot feel 
The war is ours and now you know we´re all to blame 
It´s such a shame 

I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) spoilt 
I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) spoilt 

Never seen a war in my country 
Never watched my sisters die 
Never felt a burn of Nepalm 
Never lost my hair to a flame of destiny 

Don´t drink the milk it´s spoiled 
Don´t breathe the air it´s spoiled 
And don´t step on the grass, Sam, it´s spoiled! 

In the red red acid rain 
And in and out of our remains - spoiled 
I´m once removed, I´m twice removed 
I´m so removed from the pain 
So I remain spoiled spoiled 

So I stay wrapped in your womb 
So safe so safe inside your room 
Holding on and holding on and holding on and on and on 
I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) 
I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) 
I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) 
I (I) want (want) to(to) know (know) 
Why (why) are (are) you (you) so (so) 
Spoiled! 

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Ring and Run 

Comin up to your door 
I´ve never seen you before 
We´re gonna have a little fun 
In Brooklyn playing Ring and Run 

Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run 

On Avenue U buying records just a few 
Doorbells crying out on me 
I gotta ring ´em just to see 

Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run 

Got nowhere I gotta go 
So I ring 5 in a row 
Intercoms all say "Hello" 

Take my time to pick it out 
Laughing as we ran about 
Knocking over garbage cans 
Ain´t got no future plans but 

Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run 

Got nowhere I gotta go 
So I ring 5 in a row 
Intercoms all say "Hello" 

Comin up to your door 
I´ve never seen you before 
We´re gonna have a little fun 
In Brooklyn playing Ring and Run 

Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run) 
Ring and Run Ring and Run (Ring and Run Ring and Run Ring and Run) 

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Fallopian Rhapsody 

What about a child that is not wanted? 
Every week a baby is left in the garbage 
And what if we just make a mistake? 
But it´s okay if a woman is raped 
Oh no you´re wrong! 

Walking along with my sisters 
Walking along getting blisters 
Singing our song, me and my sisters 
Screaming along with brothers too 
And we say 

I´ve got something to say to you honey 
Keep your hands off my body! 
Never go back never go back never go back, no! 
Never go back never go back never go back, no! 
Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger 
And scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back 

What about a child that is not wanted? 
Every week a baby is left in the garbage 
And tell me now 
And what if we just make a mistake? 
It´s okay if we are raped 

Is procreation what you think we´re for? 
You support the death penalty 
But who will support my baby and me? 
Never go back! 

Killing doctors while you´re praying? 
How many rosaries are you saying? 
I´m bleeding to death from a booched abortion 
Gotta have a choise it´s the only solution! 
Never go back never go back never go back, no! 
Never go back never go back never go back, no! 
Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger 
And scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back, scratch your back 
Watch your back! Never go back! 
Never go back! Never go back! 

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Insomnia 

Pick, pick, pick, it´s makin me sick 
I wish the sleep fairy would come do the trick 
Oh yeah, oh yeah 
Chew, chew, chew on my lip 
I´m gettin an ache in my left hip 
Uh huh, uh uhu 

Stare, stare, stare at the clock 
Hearin it tick tock, tick tock, tick tock! 
Sit up and lay down 
Take a walk and slow down 
I wanna go down, I wanna go to... 

Toss and turn, toss and turn 
I´ve still got 8 more hours to burn, oh no! 
Flip and flop and toss some more 
TV off and TV on 
I just want to go to sleep! 

Sit up and lay down 
Take a walk and slow down 
I wanna go down, I wanna go to...sleep! 

One, two, I can´t sleep 
Three, four, I´m countin sheep 
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and I´m still awake! 
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! 
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! 

I wanna go to 
I really need to 
Please God let me! 

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle under the sheets 
Thinkin of you while the bed creaks, oh yeah! 
Dribble, dribble, dribble on my pillow 
Why do the hours have to pass so slow!?! 
I just want to go to sleep! 

Sit up and lay down 
Take a walk and slow down 
I wanna go down, I wanna go to...sleep! 

One, two, I can´t sleep 
Three, four, I´m countin sheep 
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and I´m still awake! 
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! 
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! 
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! 
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia! 

I wanna go to 
I really need to 
Please God let me! 

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Why Me? 

Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 

If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 

Cuz I hide and I cry and I try 
When I hide and I cry want to die 
I keep it down, down, down, down, down 
I keep it down, down, down, down, down 
Was it a lie? 
How low can you go, how low? 

Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 

If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 

Cuz I hide and I cry and I try 
When I hide and I cry want to die 
I keep it down, down, down, down, down 
I keep it down, down, down, down, down, down, down 
Was it a lie? 
How low can you go, how low? 

Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 
Why me? I don´t know! 

If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
My heart is broken and I can´t fix it! 
Why... 

If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
If something´s broken you gotta fix it! 
Why me? Why me? 

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