Luxury Problem
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1. Less Teeth More Tits
2. Luxury Problem
3. I'll Be the One
4. Crash
5. Terror Firmer
6. Say What You Mean
7. Nowhere Slow
8. Bad Ass Bitch
9. Shut You Out 
10. Cumming Into My Own 
11. Hope To Die 
12. Knuckle Sandwich
13. The Return of Brickface and Stucco 
14. Subway 
15. Down at the Pub 
 
Less Teeth, More Tits 

Miss Demeanor, a mistake 
A miss hap-o 
I implore you 
I´t´s not for miss-tery I don´t wanna know you 
But Miss America, I can´t ignore you! 

You can´t wipe out all our progress 
With your little cotton ball 
Slice and dice your face to perfection 
Slip up a word and down you fall 

Teeth are caped and lipo-sucked 
Hair is set and nose is contoured 
Tummy´s tucked and boobs are lifted 
Uncross your legs your pantyhose shifted 

Am I smiling enough? 
Am I smiling too much? 
Am I tucked in and buckled 
Do my tits touch? 
Hi how are you - how high are you? 
Less teeth and more tits 
It´s never enough 

You´ll never be good enough! 

You got less teeth and more tits 
What a bunch of hypocrits 
Tryin to change the world 
Bonded tooth smile 
Travelled so many miles 
How you´re gonna change the world? 

Yeah, I wanna see something else 
Yeah, I wanna see something else! 

You put the X-tra in ordinary 
You add the minus to the plus size 
You put the blues into my brown eyes 
You put the "turd" into Saturday 

You can´t wipe out all our progress 
With your little cotton ball 
Slice and dice your ass to perfection 
Slip up a word and down you fall 

Am I smiling enough? 
Am I smiling too much? 
Am I tucked in and buckled 
Do my tits touch? 
Hi how are you - how high are you? 
Less teeth and more tits 
It´s never enough 

You´ll never be good enough! 

You got less teeth and more tits 
What a bunch of hypocrits 
Tryin to change the world 
Bonded tooth smile 
Travelled so many miles 
What you´re gonna do now? 

Something different and meaningful 
That makes our smile not seem so evil 
When that crowd falls off your head 
Will you still feel better off dead, jo? 

I wanna see something else 
Why won´t you show me something else? 
I want so much to see something else 
Why won´t you show me something else? 

Yeah!!! 

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Luxury Problem 

Can you belive it? 
How fucked up! 
Bruised knee 
Shit outta luck 
Life sucks 
My VCR broke 
I´m all outa coffee 
You´re all outa smokes! 

Isn´t it hard when you´re spoled rotten? 
Got another lurury problem problem! 

Got a roof over my head 
I got a bathtub and a bed 
Yet my life is on the brink 
Yeah my life fucking stinks and 
Too many friends too many 
Phone calls, every one wants me 
Is my biggest downfall 

Isn´t it hard when you´re spoled rotten? 
Got another lurury problem problem! Problem... 

Got a pimple and a dimple 
I´m sick of my clothes and 
I tipped on a ruty nail and fell right on my noes 
Can´t look on the bright side it stinks! 
Even though I´m alright 
I like to sit and pitty mysefl because it hurts 

Isn´t it hard when you´re spoled rotten? 
Got another lurury problem problem! Problem... 

What do you do when they´re all after you? 
What can you say? Ypur life is shit today! 
You drop the ball and you feel small! 
You idols idolize you, all you friends despise you 
Your life is shit, cuz you´re living it! 

Luxury (problem) 
Luxury (problem) 
Luxury (problem) 
Luxury (problem) 
Luxury (problem) 
Problem! 

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I`ll Be The One 

I´ll stare in the sun too long 
And bunr my eyes out 
I´ll hold my hand on the store 
And melt my flesh off 

Dare me to jump and I´ll be the first 
Can´t push me too far cuz I´m alwasy worst! 

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb 
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done 
I´ll be the first one to take the dare 
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! 

I´ll shave my nose off 
I´ll chop my baby toe off 
I´ll tattoo my eyes from the inside 
So I can see it! 

I´ll pierce my colon 
So my shit comes out like Play Dough 
I´ll knock my tooth out 
I´ll slice my ear lobe! 

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb 
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done 
I´ll be the first one to take the dare 
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! 

You can´t stop me 
You can´t shock me 
I´m too crazy! 
Cuz I´ll chop off my leg 
I´ll tattoo my head 
And don´t think I won´t fucking do it! 
 

I´ll Be the one who´s actually dumb 
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done 
I´ll be the first one to take the dare 
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! 

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Crash 

All that i wanted was to get away for a while 
I got a cheap flight and I was good to go 
Less than an hour in the air I felt it deep inside 
I felöt the earth come closer and closed my eyes 
I can´t look 

I´m falling 
I´m falling 
I´m falling 
And there´s no one to catch me 

I´m falling (I´m calling) 
I´m falling (I´m calling) 
I´m falling (I´m calling) 
No one´s gonna catch me! 

What did I do to deserve this? 
Sysuphus pushed a rock 
What´s in the store for me? 

What did I do to deserve this? 
At the gates of hell 
What´s waiting for me? 
All I wanted was to get away 

Stuck in the mud now until my last breath 
When I left the house this morning I wasn´t thinkin ´bout death 
My eyes are stuck together caked with the mud 
My lungs are slowly filling with leaves and thwigs and bugs 

And I´m sinking 
I´m sinking 
And there´s no way out 

I´m sinking (I´m slippin) 
I´m sinking (I´m slippin) 
I´m sinking (I´m slippin) 

What did I do to deserve this? 
Sysuphus pushed a rock 
What´s in the store for me? 

What did I do to deserve this? 
At the gates of hell 
What´s waiting for me? 
All I wanted was to get away 

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Terror Firmer 

We´re all goin down! 

Hey Casey where you´re goin with that gun in you hand? 
I heard you shot a lad insane in a white riot of white light and white heat 
You got your whips and furs and you´re a warrior in tromaville 
Well I don´t wanna be in your crazy dungeon cuz that´s where they all fall 

You´re all goin down! 
You´re all goin down! 
You´re all goin down! 
You´re all goin down! 
And I´m going too! 

Are they all lost for life or just in trauma zone? 
You may wonder but on their plunder it´s a terrifying ride, yeah 
Everybody´s burnt and keep forgetting to watch their backs oh no! 
Breasts are explodin and guns are reloadin and it´s gonna be a big blood bath! 

You´re all goin down! 
You´re all goin down! 
You´re all goin down! 
You´re all goin down! 
And I´m going too! 
And I´m going too! 
And I´m going too! 
And I´m going too! 

Run for life Casey´s got a knife SGT 
Kabuki man, toxic avenger, fish man you better live fast 
Cuz erveybody´s goin down 
And I´m going too! 

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Say What You Mean 

I´m not so I don´t 
I can´t so I won´t 
I could but I shouldn´t 
But I can´t so I wouldn´t 

I might but I can´t 
I´ve got so I don´t 
I would but I shouldn´t 
But I not so sure I couldn´t 

Say what you mean 
Mean what you say 
Don´t say it mean 
Say what you say what you say what you mean! 

Ican´t go on like this 
I didn´t understand a word you said 
You didn´t mean to not to 
But you did´t cuz you couldn´t 
But you would´ve if you could´ve 
And you might but you wouldn´t 

Say what you mean 
Mean what you say 
Don´t say it mean 
Say what you say what you say what you mean! 

For today will soon be yesterday 
Tomorrow will be today 
And I´m waiting every day 
For you to... 

Say what you mean 
Mean what you say 
Don´t say it mean 
Say what you say what you say what you mean! 

Will you say what you mean? 
Will you mean what you say? 

You try to tell me but I don´t quite understand 
What you think how you feel where you stand 
You open up your mouth and then you start to quit 
Why don´t you just come out and say it!?! 

Say what you mean 
Mean what you say 
Don´t say it mean 
Say what you say what you say what you mean! 

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Nowhere Fast 

Get in! 
Let´s go! 
We´ve still got such a long way to go 
We got a 10 hour drive 
And a half tank of gas 
We got seven people stuffed 
In the back of the van 
We wonder why we do it 
Well it´s just cuz we haven´t got a better plan 

What can you do 
When you got nothing to lose? 
I´m tellin you 
I do what I wanna do 
I always knew 
I won´t stop until I´m through! 

I give 
What do I get? 
Well I guess I really don´t know yet 
We´ve seen every floor 
Of every motel 6 
We gor dirty clothes and lost guitars 
And we´re all sick 
It´s a small price to pay 
And we pay it every single day 

What can you do 
When you got nothing to lose? 
I´m tellin you 
I do what I wanna do 
I always knew 
I won´t stop until I´m through! 

Pack my bags into the van 
Write set lists put make up on 
Now it´s time to get what´s comin to me, me, me! 

No more workin for the man 
Quit my job and grabbed my wig 
Hit the stage and rip this town 
And I´m gone, gone, gone 
Go! 

What can you do 
When you got nothing to lose? 
I´m tellin you 
I won´t stop until Im through 
I´m tellin you 
I do what I wanna do 
I always knew 
I can´t stop until I´m through! 

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Bad Ass Bitch 

Where alley cats creep in the night 
And shaddows slink ´round traffic lights 
She cracks her knuckles 

Well man and beast all run in shame 
But they only have themselves to blame 
Her strength finesse and beauty run together 
Hoof and hand! 

Her six-pack stomach and fists of burning fire 
She´s every man and woman, dog and cat burnin desire! 

She´s big and bad and she´s not afraid to show it 
She´ll take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh yeah! 
She´ll slice you, dice you fillet and spice you 
And don´t think that she won´t do it oh yeah! 

Cuz she´s bad and she ain´t no fool for you 
She´s bad - bad ass! 

She will cut you into threads 
Fuck your ass up until you´re dead 
With her six-Inch heels 
Right between the eyes! 

If looks could kill we´d all be dead 
She´ll kill you with her hands instead 
While you´re drooling at her clevage 
Oops! Now you´re blind! 

Her six-pack stomach and eyes all of fire 
She´ll crush you make you blush and set you on fire! 

She´s big and bad and she´s not afraid to show it 
She´ll take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh yeah! 
She´ll slice you, dice you fillet and spice you 
And don´t think that she won´t do it oh yeah! 

Cuz she´s bad and she ain´t no fool for you 
She´s bad - bad ass! 

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Shut You Out 

I hate the way you talk 
I hate the way you say you hate the ways that I say I hate you 
I hate it when you speak 
You´re talking down to all the world again 
And you think it´s cool 

I hate your fucking face 
You look ugly in this space 
I hate your frakin out 
I hate you! 

I hate your attitute 
Your pointing fingers in my face 
You know I really find it rude! 
I hate the way you think 
That it´s okay for you to feed me your poison 

Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 
I´m gonna shut you out? 
Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 

I´m gonna shut you out? 
Didn´t I already say? 
How many times have I got to say 
I´m gonna shut you off? 

Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 
I´m gonna shut you out? 
Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 
I´m gonna shut you out? 
Shut you off! Shut you out! 

I hate the way you judge 
I see the hateful affliction in your eyes 
I hate the way you preach 
To all the world with your self-inflected lies 

I hate your fuckin house 
I hate that space beween your brain and mouth 
I hate you 

Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 
I´m gonna shut you out? 
Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 

I´m gonna shut you out? 
Didn´t I already say? 
How many times have I got to say 
I´m gonna shut you off? 

Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 
I´m gonna shut you off? 
Didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I didin´t I already say 
I´m gonna shut you off? 
Shut you out! Shut you off! 

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Cumming Into My Own 

I´ve always plesed everyone else 
And now I try to please myelf 
And I think of how I feel 
In the end, in my end! 

I can´t say yes anymore 
Cuz by myself I´m never bored 
On others wishes close the door 
I can´t say yes anymore 

I´ve lost all axiety 
Worrying about pleasing me 
If you don´t like it, i´m not sorry 
I´m just cumming into me! 

I can´t say yes anymore 
Don´t ever need to even score 
On others hands I´ve closed the door 
I can´t say yes anymore 

And it I don´t pick up the phone 
It may not mean that I´m not home 
I may be laying there alone 
Feeling fine, feeling mine! 

I can´t say yes anymore! 
I can´t say yes anymore! 
I can´t say yes anymore! 

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Hope to Die 

Never wanted to live like this 
Never understood why 
All my lfe nothin ever worked out 
Think I lived a lie 
Told him not to touch me again 
Said I was a liar 
Said I never did anything wrong 
But I knew that everything was wrong 

Now I´m lying on a cot 
Staring at three walls 
The bars that separate me and the world 
Melt away the scars 
Can´t see why I should stay 
On this earth too long 
Noww I take off my bra 
And I sing this song 

Cross my heart and hope to die 
Can´t go on I tell you why 
18 hours too late for me 
Now I hope to die with the 36C 

Now I tell you why 
I was stopped for a speeding ticket 
I was so embarrassed 
i was a happy homeworker in my sheltered world 
All the shame forced me to kill and join the other girls 
Jane Russel and Marilyn will greet me 
Won´t mistreat me! 

So I had to wrap the straps around his neck his neck his neck 
Underwires get tighter and tighter 
As his eyes get wider and wider 
You wouldn´t like me when I´m 
You wouldn´t like me when I´m 
You wouldn´t like me when I´m angry! 

Cross my heart and hope to die 
Can´t go on I tell you why 
18 hours too late for me 
Now I hope to die with the 36C 

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Knuckle Sandwich 

Don´t wanna hear it 
Don´t wanna hear it 
Don´t wanna hear it 
No no no no! 

We had enough 
We can see 
If you had listened 
You might have had one more chance! 

Can´t take it back now 
Can´t take it back now 
Can´t take it back now 
No no no no 
So watch your back now 
So watch your back now 
So watch your back now 
Now now now now 

We don´t care 
What you say 
It´s too late now 
You should have thought before you spoke! 

You had no rhyme or reason 
To show us any disrespect 
If you had any self-control 
We might not be in this mess! 

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The Return of Brickface and Stucco 

Baby´s so big now 
What will she be? 
Will she have a beard like Mom 
Or wear hi-heels like Daddy? 

She´s all set up with balls and trucks 
With sugar and with kiss dolls and with lots of luck! 

Oh little Linoleum 
What will you be? 
The return of Brickface and Stucco 
You´re growing wild and free 
You´re staring at the wall 
Are you wondering? 

Oh Mommy, oh Daddy! 
I´m changing! 
Oh Daddy, oh Mommy! 
I´m thinking! 

Brickface turns to Stucco 
With wonder in his eye 
Will we have we done the right thing? 
I know how hard we´ve tried 

With ballet and trombone and Kung Fu at the Dojo 
She´s growing up so strong with full of pride! 

Oh little Linoleum 
Far out to sea 
The return of Brickface and Stucco 
You´re growing wild and free 
Do you think you´ll become 
A shim or she? 
You´re staring at the wall 
What are you thinking? 

I know how hard we´ve tried 
And I am glad you´re full of pride! 

Oh Mommy, oh Daddy! 
I´m changing! 
Oh Daddy, oh Mommy! 
I´m thinking! 
Oh Mommy, oh Daddy! 
I´m growin! 
Oh Daddy, oh Mommy! 
I´m aching, yeah!! 

I am also full of pride 
And I know how hard you´ve tried! 

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Subway 

I wonder what goes on 
I wonder what I´d find 
Behind all the eyes 
behind all the eyes 

I wonder who lives there 
Beyond the walls of lies 
I see the hurt and the drain 
I see the lost and the gain 

Then I wonder what they all do 
(I wasn´t listening to you) 
When they go home 
(I wasn´t hearing a word of it!) 
Where are they goin to? 
Are they going blind? 
(I was stone I was shot) 

Well I don´t know anymore 
I can´t know anymore 
Cuz I cannot control 
What isn´t mine 

I see the wrinkles and veins 
I see the broken dreams and pain 
I´ve wondered ever since birth 
I´ve wondered what is worth! 

Yeah and when I looked yo the door 
It´s what I saw 
And I saw you 
As your stare tears thru my eyeballs 
I wanna rip-rip into you 

Well do they wonder of me? 
(I wasn´t listening to you) 
So I sit back and focus on 
(I wasn´t hearing a word of it!) 
What´s mine! 
(I was stone I was shot) 

Excuse me, excuse me! 
Are you listening to me? 
This is my stop 
And I gotta get out! 
I gotta get out! 
I gotta get out! 

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Down at the Pub 

Down at the pub 
And I´m getin really pissed 
Down at the pub 
And I´m beatin on my miss 
Down at the pub 
And I´m feelin alright 
Down at the pub 
Gonna be there all night! 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

If I´m not at the bar then I´ll be in the lu 
Where I´m shaggin up a boiler with a nickle bag or two 
Gonna take her on home for tea at my flat 
Gonna shake her all night cuz that´s where it´s at! 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

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