| Yeah
Yeah!!!
If you wanna watch a movie,
And eat some popcorn,
I'll say yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
If you wanna go for a ride,
I love to go real fast, oh,
I like it sour
I like it sweet
I like it hot, I like it cold
I like it new, I like it old
I like it inside, I like it in the street
And if you wanna just hang out,
And if you wanna dance inside,
And if you wanna do somethin
And if you wanna just say yeah just say yeah
Just say yeah just say yeah.
Yeah!
If you wanna eat some candy,
Well I got plenty right here, yeah!
I like it sour
I like it sweet
I like it hot, I like it cold
I like it new, I like it old
I like it inside, I like it in the street
And if you wanna just hang out,
And if you wanna dance inside,
And if you wanna do somethin
Or if you wanna do nothin,
And if you wanna be happy,
And if you wanna just say yeah just say yeah
Just say yeah just say yeah.
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Throwin It Away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you have it all someone else has more
Even if you got a car crash it into a wall
Even if you got a rainbow throw away the pot of gold
Even if your eyes are open you just don't see the light
With all you got, you're thrownin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you got what you want you'll say you wanted more
Even if you sleep on diamonds roll over onto coal
Even if you smell the roses you just take home the thorns
Even if your skies are clear you just bring in the clouds
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
With all you got, you're throwing it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you think you're god,
You're nailed to a cross
Even if your bike is found
Complain that you are lost
Even if I love you more
Turn it into disdain
Even if the sun is shining
Its pouring acid rain
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
With all you got, you're throwing it away
With all that you got, you're throwin it away
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The Day Squid's Gerbil Died
The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.
Don't do it! No!
Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all
Squid put the dog gate up
So he couldn't get to the third floor
But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,
Chased him in circles, from noon until four
Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!
She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,
Came in from playing one day
And he was dead on location
A gerbil stiff as a board
Staring blankly at the world
Now he wont play on his wheel anymore
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!
The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.
The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried
Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!
A little later on in life came a gerbil couple
They got together, had some babies
but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off
Squid came too late to pull him off
More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No! No! No! No!
You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
And I told you not to go
You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
Now you're choking on a bone!
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Dear Dotti
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue
Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?
Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!
Signed, Hairy and Blue
Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue
I can't imagine who would want some
Stop shaving and get it waxed
No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
I married my dad, my mom's my aunt
I'm going to ashram, so I can chant,
Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy
Or should I go, Signed, I don't know.
Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?
You just admitted your life is a flop
Go to the ashram, chant up a storm
You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
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Mr. Lady
My brown eye's blue, from so much lovin, I'm gettin
Another lovin oven, one that makes me feel more like,
The woman trapped, so long inside
My body hair has been removed, but I sure have
some muscley thighs The hormones soften up my voice
Goin all the way, I've made the choice
Kick off my boots, slip on my heels, now I'm truly me.
Powder my nose pull on some hose, I'm feelin' free
My lipstick's on, brows penciled on I am so pretty
And even though I'll never bleed, that's o.k. with me
I'm more than a woman, more than a man
I feel larger than life, you must understand
When I was a little boy, Malibu Baribe was my favorite toy
Now there is just no Mistaking, I'm a woman
Just awaking, I feel alive,
A new rebirth, It cost a lot but I think it's worth it
Took many years to have this done, now once a day
I touch my breasts put on a bra, daytime lingerie
Walk down the street in summer's heat strutting to
And fro I'm in a dress, no need to tuck, I'm finally free!!
I strut my stuff all down the street now I'm truly me
I whistle as the boys go by, I'm feelin free I check my
Face and grip my mace they won't dare hurt me
I'm feelin right, go out tonite and that's okay with me!
Mr. Lady.
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Spork
Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin some Brunch,
But this question keep comin' up!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!
I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum,
But this question keeps plaugin' us!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON?!
SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!
I hear that lunch bell ringin'!
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What´s Left
She took care of him
And all the children
She always fed him
The children and the grandchildren
She came last
He came first
She was strong and he fell weak
He was hooked up to a life prolonging machine
And he promised to wear a toto and some toe shoes
Now I´m picture him strong and dancing
And she slowly loses hearing
But all she has is family
And all that matters is the family tree
What´s left?
When you´ve done it all
What left?
When you´ve seen it all
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
And now he´s dancing
And now he´s dancing
And now he´s dancing
And now he´s dancing
Now he´s gone with the cats and dogs and turtles
And gerbils buried in the backyard
He took the trees from her
She watches TV
Drinks her scotch and has ice cream for dinner
And now he´s dancing
But all she has is family
And all that matters is the family tree
What´s left?
When you´ve done it all
What left?
When you´ve seen it all
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
And now he´s dancing
And now he´s dancing
And now he´s dancing
And now he´s dancing
What´s left?
And now he´s dancing
What´s left?
And now he´s dancing
What´s left?
And now he´s dancing
What´s left?
And now he´s dancing
What´s left?
And now he´s dancing
What´s left?
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Gone Kissin
My first kiss was - underwater
I like to have it - underwater
Four years old and - underwater
I waited for it - underwater
I think about it when I´m at home
I wanna go kissin when I´m at home
Why don´t you just kiss me!?!
It´s just a kiss
It´s just a kiss
Gave up kissin - out of water
Gave to punchin - out of water
Bloody knuckles - out of water
Goin - out of water
Kisses tuned to punches instead
They throuw footballs at my head
Why don´t you just kiss me!
It´s just a kiss
It´s just a kiss!
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can´t go kissin alone!
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can´t go kissin alone!
Back to kissin - underwater
I wanna kiss you - underwater
Gonna drown me - underwater
Gone kissin - underwater
I think about it when I´m alone
I wanna go kissin when I´m at home
Why don´t you just kiss me!?!
It´s just a kiss
It´s just a kiss
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can´t go kissin alone!
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can´t go kissin alone!
1st base 2nd base 3rd base home
All the way home
I can´t go kissin alone
1st base 2nd base 3rd base home
All the way home
I can´t go kissin alone
1st base 2nd base 3rd base - FUCK!
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Don´t Want You
The first day that I saw you
I thought you were so fine
I thought that you could be, that you could be the one
I took me week and weeks
To get the nerves to talk to you
I had such very high hopes
That you could bethe one
You think that you are hot stuff
Think that you´re pretty cool
But in my deck of cards now
You play the fool!
And when I look back on it
On all the wasted time
I spent just thinkin about you
And wishin you were mine
I had the fever but the fever is gone
I don´t want you anymore
Tryin to shake you but you´re holdin on
I don´t want you anymore
Thought you´re right but you´re Mr. Wrong
I don´t want you anymore
Sad but true I´m over you!
I don´t want you anymore
I had such ver high hopes
That you could be the butter for my toast
Well in my mind
You were red hot
But it turned into a long shot!
Because I guess in time
Well I just changed my mind
Becaue I guess inside
Well I just changed my mind!
Started off but didn´t last long
I don´t want you anymore
Tryin to shake you but you´re holdin on
I don´t want you anymore
Thought you´re right but you´re Mr. Wrong
I don´t want you anymore
Sad but true I´m over you!
I don´t want you anymore
I don´t want you, don´t want you anymore!
I don´t want you, don´t want you anymore!
I don´t want you, don´t want you anymore!
I don´t want you, don´t want you anymore!
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The Baby
Baby´s never gonna grow up
All he can do is throw up
Only crawls, he can´t walk
Never gonna lern to talk
Cattleprod him, kept him small
He won´t stand up at all
Rub his legs they won´t go bad
Momma´s gettin mad
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
Baby´s such a big boy
To his sister he´s a big toy
One crawls into his crib
She pulled off his bib
Babs worker´s just as wacked
The whole scene there is fuckin cracked
Tries to make him toss his ball
All he can do is crawl
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
He has a pathetic cry at the age of 35
His adulthood has been hog tied
All he´ll ever do is cry
He sucks a sister´s tit
And his mamma puts an end of it
Alba keeps him in his pen
His nightmare never ends
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
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PMS
P - is for the
Pain you gave me every fuckin month!
M - is for the
Mammories of all the throwin up!
S - is for the
Swelling of my tits and ovaries tits and ovaries tits and ovaries
I don´t like it PMS!
But I got it PMS
Every month is PMS!
Gimme a heating pad PMS!
Got any advil?
Got any chocolate?
I need good fuck!
Got any advil?
Got any chocolate?
I need good fuck!
Got any advil?
Got any chocolate?
I need good fuck!
Tits and ovariestits and ovaries tits and ovaries
Oh, Mommy!
I don´t like it PMS!
But I got it PMS
Every month is PMS!
Gimme a heating pad PMS!
Got any advil?
Got any chocolate?
I need good fuck!
Got any advil?
Got any chocolate?
I need good fuck!
Got any advil?
Got any chocolate?
I need good fuck!
Tits and ovariestits and ovaries tits and ovaries
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Wing Chung
She looks like a boy
But she´s really a girl
Kick your ass
Make your straight hair curl
She got the soya beancurd
And won´t give it up for free
So don´t mess with her factory!
Everybody´s gonna Wing Chung tonite!
Better run for cover when she stays in sight
Everybody´s gonna Wing Chung tonite!
She´s the one who´s gonna win the fight!
She light you on fire when she´s flyin through the air
Fights with sticks and swords and her hands all bare
She´ll kick your ass cuz she has no fear
Wing Chung!
She´s always the winner
Wing Chung!
She´ll make a tofu dinner
Wing Chung!
She may be mean
Wing Chung!
She´s a Kung Fu queen!
Everybody´s gonna Wing Chung tonite!
Better run for cover when she stays in sight
Everybody´s gonna Wing Chung tonite!
She´s the one who´s gonna win the fight!
There´s a big show down between her and the guys
She chops with her arms head lockd with her thights
You may be worried but to your suprise
She swats them out like annoying little flies
Everybody´s gonna Wing Chung tonite!
Better run for cover when she stays in sight
Everybody´s gonna Wing Chung tonite!
She´s the one who´s gonna win the fight!
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Mmm Donuts!
Mmm...Donnuts!
Bosten Cream
Sprinkles
Gimme a dozen!
Ummm Donnuts!
Crullers
Chocolate!
Mmm...Donuts!
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Missed It
Well, I got caught in traffic
And it made me miss my flight
My flight!
And they aren´t gonna have another one
Till tomorrow night!
That´s right!
I´m runnin for the train cuz I´m late for work again!
Oh no!
And the door slam shut just before I can get in!
I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it!
I was born too late so I never got to see Jimmy Hendrix!
He´s dead!
I was born too late so I never got to meet Sid Vicious!
He´s dead!
I was born too late so I never got to see Ziggy Sardust!
Oh no!
I was born too late so I never got to see T-Rex!
I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it!
I missed a ride
I missed a plane
I missed a light
I missed a train
Missed my sister
Missed my period
Missed my mother
Missed my father
Missed my boyfriend
Missed my girlfriend
I missed my missed my period!
Because I missed it missed it!
Because I missed it missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Born too late!
Born too late!
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