Vivian
Electronic drums and synthesizers
Angular haircuts and black eyeliner
We'll start a new wave band
And then I'll make you mine
You'll play the keyboards
And everything will be alright
We'll show the soc's
We'll show the jocks
We'll show the heshers
We can't be stopped
Come on Vivian
Put your glasses on
Yeah you've gone away to med school
And I'm goin' out of my mind
Flock of Seagulls really busted out
Haysi Fantayzee made all of the kids shout
We've got a microphone and its made out of plastic
We've got a show tonight, it's gonna be classic
We'll take on the world and MTV
We'll rock the Math club Christmas party
Come on Vivian
Put your glasses on
Yeah you've gone away to med school
And I'm goin' out of my mind
Put 'em on...
Come on Vivian
Put your glasses on
Yeah you've gone away to med school
And I'm goin' out of my mind
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Courtney Love
You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
I saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you fucked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face
Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I'm not gay
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love
Gold dust woman...
Never break the chain
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Lamer Than Lame
How do I get through to a girl like you
Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You won't check me out
'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack
I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different
kind of guy
How can even make you understand
When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband
oh no
Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance
Then I wet my pants
I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different
kind of guy
We could be happy
I could be the one you're looking for
I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video
games
No need to explain why you didn't know my name
'Cause I'm lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Don't you think its time you tried a different
kind of guy
Lamer
Lamer
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Feeling Bad
Met a girl at the movies
She was so beautiful
She was the one for me
So I asked her if I could call her at home
She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"
So I followed her into the theater
And found a seat that was right behind her
Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
And then I touched myself
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
At the school, at the rock show
At the rollercade, everywhere I go
People are smiling
It's always been the same
They're wearin' groovy clothes
Check me out I'm lame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
But I still look like Phil Collins
Feeling bad about myself again
Girls ignore me in the chat room
Feeling bad about myself again today
We were in Paris
We were up in the Eiffel Tower
We were getting married and all our friends were
there
We made love underneath the Parisian moon
But that was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a crazy dream
Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
Feeling bad about myself again
First to be the last one picked first
I'm feeling bad today
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Pantera Fans In Love
I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even
sing
I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now
I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love
We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
We are Pantera fans in love
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5000 Ways To Die
There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why
oh why oh why
And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He'll say "We were such good friends especially
near the end"
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of
your ghost
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
And if you're very lucky
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole
damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
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She's A Sleestak
The whispers in the hall never bother her at all
Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium
Frauline Mueller at the scratches on her arm
And the German homework is late again, oh no
She's a Sleestak...
The neighbors are concerned about the bruises and
the burns
And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain
And there's something wrong with the Johnsons'
lawn
And someone says "Honey have you seen the cats
today?"
She's a Sleestak...
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Jonathan
Straight out of Boston
To reinvent the modern rock and roll
He put down the cigarette and dropped out of B.U.
Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
He could look right through the Cezans
If he had a girlfriend
A g-i-r-l-f-r-e-n
In the astral plane
Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off
He was never called an asshole
As he would walk past the Fenway
Modern girls modern rock and roll
He's straight you're stoned
Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don't let me end up being like Jonathan
Richman
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For You
I would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch Pac-Man fever too
I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrissey
And slayed by Buffy every week
I would do anything for you
I would fight the Karate Kid
And I would get arrested on CHiPs
And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo
And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
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Life On Mars
Is there life on mars girl
If there is I'd like to go there
Just like Elton John, the Rocketman
He sure bought some fucked up clothes there
I've heard it said that outer space is not the
kind of place to raise your kids
But after my life so far here on Earth I sure
wish my parents did
I look up to the sky and I pray to the heavens
Won't someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Please make it soon, oh yeah
The aliens landed in Roswell
And the government hid them so no one could see
It happens every week on the X-Files
So why can't it happen to me
So yes I might miss a couple friends
And summer barbecues on the weekends
Another 40,000 coming every day
So take me away I've got nothing to lose
Nike shoes, black jumpsuits
Shaven heads and purple blankets
Won't someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Please make it soon, oh yeah
Beam me up
Stray me down
Probe my brain
Cure my boredom
Won't someone come and take me away
Somehow come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Just make it soon
Someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
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Pervert
When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice
guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on
inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood
Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your
teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my
smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
You called me on the phone, said you wanted to
talk
But how could you have known what I was doing
with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you
love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the
bathroom door
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
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