I trusted you at least I thought I could 
I tried to believe when you said 
I got a better job I can pay you back 
Real soon. No! I don't do those drugs no more 
I know my luck has changed my lifestyle 
Has rearranged I'm on my feet 

You'll never change your ways 
Living from day to daze 
Why don't you fade away 

I've heard all this before 
When you were sleeping on my floor 
You said only for a day 
But as those 3 weeks passed 
My patience didn't last nor my food 

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FIVE FEET UNDER 

5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave 
Would you look at him I think he's lost it 
I don't think that he can be saved 

He's got a downpayment on his tombstone 
He's not alone his whole life has been out 
On a limb. Just look at him, watch 
Him get smashed and race bikes so fast 
Just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph 
Here he lies may he rest in peace 
Hung on to life by the skin of his teeth 
Pushing his luck thru the bottle he drinks 

He's got a date with his maker and he 
Doesn't want to be late and make no mistake 
He's a good friend so why might his life 
Have to end, my friend I don't want to 
See you dead 
I don't want to see him dead! 
I don't want to see him dead! 
I don't want to see him dead! 

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PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION 

Can't u see how easy it becomes 
Procrastinate, we're professionals 
Get things done, you can't, to busy 
Having fun we're professionals 

Professional crastination it's a way 
Of life if you've got lots of time 

Put it off cause tomorrow sounds 
Much better than today 

Always late, not sometimes, occasionally 
Consistently, we're professionals 

Professional crastination we're living 
In a procrasti-nation 

Why can't we ever be on time? 

Professional crastination it's a way of life 
If you've got lots of time 
Professional crastination we're living 
In a procrasti-nation 
Professional crastination 

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VANILLA SEX 

Don't ever take away from me my pornography 
We obviously don't agree on what's obscene 
I have the right to choose what I 
Want to see and read 

Don't try to take away from me 
My right to privacy what I 
Do is no one's business but me 

So stay in your missionary position 
I hope that you get bored to death 
There's no way I'm going thru life 
Having vanilla sex 

The government's trying to get in 
Your bedroom you better lock your 
Door and close your shades because 
There could be someone watching you today 

Why do you try to make things illegal 
Why do we have to be 21 
Are you afraid that people are having 
Too much fun 
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom 
Why do you want to know how I screw 
It seems to me you've got nothing better 
To do. 

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S&M AIRLINES 

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight 
I had to get out of this town tonight 
Then a lady in black caught my attention 
I couldn't figure out what was her intention 

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight 
She could get me a seat and the price was right 
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance 
I had no idea what was in store for me 

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat 
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet 
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I 
begged 
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again 

The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle 
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile 
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes 
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs 

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick 
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick 
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please 
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees 

The plane finally landed by the end of the night 
I had to get off of this torture flight 
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip 
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip. 

I'll never fly S&M airlines again 
I'll never fly S&M airlines again 
I'll never fly S&M airlines again 
I'll never fly S&M airlines again 

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DRUG FREE AMERICA 

We belive in a drug free America 
A drug free America for me 
That's the way we belive 
The way that it should be 

Drug free America for me 

Like in Amsterdam where drugs 
Are bought and sold legally 
Let's take it one step further 
And make them all for free 

Drug free America for me 

Say "nope to dope" when its not for free 
Say "ugh to drugs" save your money 
Don't listen to facts just sit back 
And relax and help make our country 
Drug free 

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LIFE OF RILEY 

I sit in my easy chair 
I've got so much time to spare 
Cause I know in my future days 
I'll have my lionshare 

There's nothing I like better 
Than getting something for nothing 
Then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free 

Obviously they don't know me 

You can have your cake and eat it too 
And there's plenty of free lunch for you 
If you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue 
You don't know where you are, or what to do 

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly 
I live the life...the life of riley 

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YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL 

I say don't drink and drive 
You might spill your drink 
Before you get behind 
That wheel, just stop & think 
You can take your chances 
But there's so much to lose 
Another bumpy road, 
There's so much wasted booze 
I'm not so worried 
About how many I kill 
I'm much more concerned 
With how much beer I spill 
35% of accidents 
Are cause by pixilated 
The other 65% are not 
Alcohol related 
What does this tell us 
About the drunk drivers 
They seem to have a 
Better record than 
The sober team 

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JAUNDICED EYE 

Black is beautiful, white is so pure 
Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur 
Is one color a virtue how can you be sure 
Ignorance the disease education the cure 

So how can you say that your proud of your race 
Proud of your gender 
Or proud of your faith 
Facism racism all starts out the same 
Stop feeding the fire and smother the flame 

Some people are smarter than others so dumb 
The reason behind this a cultural one 
And greatness isn't carried by blood 
So get off your high horse 
You're no better than us 
All seems infected that the infected spy 
As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye 
You're the infected you can never deny 
You're arrogant, you're insolent, you're living a lie 

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YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY 

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do 
How can I ever change things that I feel? 
If I could, baby I'd give you my world 
But how can I when you won't take it from me 

You can go your own way 
You can call it on the lonely days 
You can go your own way 

Tell me why everything turns around 
Backin up, shaking it's all you wanna do 
If I could, baby I'd give you my socks 
Open up, everything's waiting for you 

You can go your own way 
You can call it on the lonely days 
You can go your own way 

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