From Fat video Peep Show. 

I wanna be an alcoholic 
I wanna be co-drug dependant 
Wanna be sedated most of the time 
I wanna sing, I wanna dance 
I wanna pass out and wet my pants 
I wanna be an alcoholic man! 

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FORMING 

A remake of The Germs song. 

Rip them down 
Hold them up 
Tell them that 
I'm your gun 
Pull my trigger 
I am bigger than 

Rip them down 
Hold them up 
Tell them that 
I'm your gun 
Pull my trigger 
I'm bigger than 

Mr. Prez in his big white house 
Listen he sez we're coming out 
Infiltration, we're numbing your minds 
Concentration, we've done time 

Rip them down 
Hold them up 
Tell them that 
I'm your gun 
Pull my trigger 
I am bigger than 

Rip them down 
Hold them up 
Tell them that 
I'm your gun 
Pull my trigger 
I'm bigger and never step down 

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LAST CARESS 

A song by Misfits remade by NOFX 

I got something to say 
I killed your baby today 
And it doesn't matter much to me 
As long as it's dead 

Well I got something to say 
I raped your mother today 
And it doesn't matter much to me 
As long as she spread 

Sweet lovely death 
I am waiting for your breath 
Let me take one last caress 

Go 

Sweet lovely death 
I am waiting for your breath 
Come sweet death, one last caress 

Well, I got something to say 
I killed your baby today 
And it doesn't matter much to me 
As long as it's dead 

Sweet lovely death 
I am waiting for your breath 
Let me take one last caress 

One last caress, sweet death 
One last caress, sweet death 

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LAZY TRAIN 

From My Records compilation, Happy Meals Vol. 2 

I wish I could go so far away 
Where time moves too slow day after day 
I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds 
As they go by. 

I have a sensation where lazyness, 
Procrastination is what I do best 
I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds 
As they go by. 

Where has my ambition gone 
I haven't seen it for so long 
Am I a burden to someone? 

I am so tired of everything 
All my desire is vanishing. 

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OLIVE ME 

A song by Frank Sinatra remade by NOFX 

All of me, why not take all 
Can't you see I'm no good without you? 
Take these arms, I want to lose them 
Take these lips, I'll never use them 
Your goodbye left me with eyes 
How can I go on to without you? 
You took the best so why not take the rest? 
Why not take all of me? 

All of me, why not take all of me 
Can't you see I'm no good without you? 
Take these arms, I want to lose them 
Take these lips, I'll never use them 
Your goodbye left me with eyes to cry 
How can I go on to without 
You took a part that once was my hart. 
Why not take all of me? 

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OPEN YOUR EYES

A remake of The Avengers song. 

At first I thought you were dead 
But now i see that you're wanted dead 
Something I did, and they say yeah yeah 
Blank gen, blank gen(eration) 

Open your eyes 
Open your eyes 
Can't you see what's going on 
Open your eyes 
Open your eyes 
Can't you see what's going wrong 
Open your eyes 
Well they tell you lies and you sing along 
Open your eyes 
Well they tell you lies and you sing along 

Something about destruction 
Television corruption 
Yeah you've been blind 
You better make up your mind 

Open your eyes 
Open your eyes 
Can't you see what's going on 
Open your eyes 
Open your eyes 
Can't you see whats going wrong 
Open your eyes 
Well they tell you lies and you sing along 
Open your eyes 
I don't know the words to this stupid fucking song 

Open your eyes.... ahhhh 
Open your eyes 

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SEE HER PEE 

From Short Music For Short People comp. 

She adlibs like sterio, 
With the bass and treble down. 
She's got tits like microwaves 
Burritos that explode. 
What I wouldn't give to see her pee... 
Betweem 2 parked cars, 
On a well lit street, 
5th and main. 

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TIMMY THE TURTLE 

From Timmy The Turtle 7" 

Timmy the Turtle 
You know him as Tim 
Timmy the Turtle 
He sang with The Grim 

Too slow 
He sat in turtle goo 

Timmy the Turtle 
Is giving them hell 
Timmy the Turtle
He's out of his shell 

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VINCENT 

Originally by Don McLean 

Starry, starry night 
Paint your palette blue and gray 
Look out on a summer day 
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul 
Shadows on the hill 
Sketch the trees and daffodils 
Catch the breeze and winter chills 
In colors on the snowy linen land. 

Now i understand what you tried to say to me 
And how you suffered for your sanity 
How you tried to set them free 
They would not listen 
They did not know how 
Perhaps they'll listen now 

Starry, starry night 
Portraits hung in empty halls 
Frameless heads on nameless walls 
With eyes that watch the world 
And can't forget like strangers 
That you've met 
Ragged men in ragged clothes 
The silver thorn, a bloody rose 
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow 

Now i think i know 
What you tried to say to me 
How you suffered for your sanity 
And you tried to set them free: 
They would not listen 
They're not listening still 
Perhaps they never will 
For they could not love you 
But still, your love was true 
And when no hope was left inside 
On that starry, starry night 
You took your life as lovers often do 
But i could've told you, Vincent 
This world was never meant for one 
As beautiful as you. 

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WE DON'T PLAY SKA ANYMORE 

We don't play ska anymore 
We don't play ska anymore 
Cause it sucks. 
We don't play ska anymore 
We don't play ska anymore 
Cause we're shmucks. 

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WE THREW GASOLINE ON THE FIRE AND NOW WE HAVE STUMPS FOR ARMS AND NO EYEBROWS 

This song is from Punk-o-Rama 3 

Brilliant? We're describing something dumb 
You create to desecrate the villain I've become 
A prophet, not to be made but heard 
Speaks in tongues and sarcasm 
To me it's plain, to you absurd 
You don't know me let alone my intent 
Actions do not always self represent 
I don't feel urgency in explaining 
My conscience so vaguely clear 

Seen as jealousy so fast across the earth 
Flower blooms it's planting fumes 
The miracle rebirth 
A cynic, in the search of something more 
The fragrant air cannot compare 
To what it was the day before 

Remember the good old days 
Remember the sound 
Remember the sweet mustiness underground 
No, I don't feel the need for relivin' 
Some things are better off dead 

Never thought the furnace 
Was going to burn us 
We worked the bellows for so long 
The comfort of the fire appetize us 
Looks like we burned ourselves alive 

Remember the old band we filled ears with pain 
Nothing to lose there was nothing to gain 
I don't miss my span of attention 
I do miss my old friend Tim 

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THE PLAN 

Life In The Fat Lane (FAT 4) 

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please 
don't eat fear, afford some faster no morality 
the morals are in substitute concern in someone's ear 
we're basically a by product at home, I think it's clear 
The plan, the plan 
There's nothing like the bible,there's no lesson to be learned 
It ain't the 10 commandments got, nor things written in stone 
He has to do with freedom and personal liberty 
I don't fuck with you, don't fuck with me 
The blueprints of a better world 
were printed on a postage stamp 
No one bothered to read the front 
stick out their tongue to lick the back 
The plan, the plan 
If you're not part of the cure, 
you're part of the disease 
father time will tell us who concedes 
The blueprints of a better world 
disguise getting rebelled as fortunes 
Ten thousand chinese restaurant 
customers prefer not to read 
and when they're done don't think, just leaving 
a turning point with all the plan. 

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THALIDOMIDE CHILD 

Got in the water, 
got in the lead, 
got in your head, 
they're all dead. 

Thalidomide child, 
thalidomide child, 
thalid-thalidomide child. 

How long it took, 
the sleeping pills, 
they didnt know, 
that it would kill. 

Thalidomide child, 
thalidomide child, 
thalid-thalidomide child. 

When you're born, 
try to hide, 
it'll get you, 
thalidomide. 

Thalidomide child, 
thalidomide child, 
thalid-thalidomide child. 

How long it took, 
the sleeping pills, 
they didnt know, 
that it would kill, 
when youre born, 
try to hide, 
it'll get you, 
thalidomide. 

Thalidomide child, 
thalidomide child, 
thalid-thalidomide child. 

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ELECTRICITY 

One source of energy 
the ultimate discovery 
electric blue for me 
never more to be free 
electricity 
nuclear and H.E.P. 
Carbon fuels from the sea 
wasted electricity 

One source of energy 
electricity 
all we need to live today 
a gift for man to throw away 
the chances has nearly gone 
the alternative is one 
final source of energy 
solar electricity 

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LOWER 

I will never feel the ribbon break 
I will never taste sweet victory 
I dont wanna leave the rest behind 
I dont want enscription on a plaque 

never first or 2nd place, I will never run your rat race 
I will always be lower than you 
I wont be your competition, the lowest totem pole position 
is where I'd rather stay than be like you 

I dont feel the animal instinct 
I am not on top of the food chain 
the only battle I will fiercely fight 
is one that hibernates inside my head 

be the best, climb the ladder, do it better, harder, faster 
I refuse to participate 
if I go up, it will be slow, I'll bring in every one I know 
stoppin on the 6th or 7th rung 

on a pedistal, isnt the view great? 
you better watch your step, cuz its a nasty fall 
when theres noone to catch you when you call... 

on a pedistal, isnt the view great? 
you better watch your step, cuz its a nasty fall 
when theres noone to catch you when you call... 

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PODS AND GODS 

Martian men are coming to earth 
they're abducting all of the jerks, 
Martian men are coming to earth 
Martian men, don't take me 

Pods are landing from outer space 
Pods are duplicating my face 
Pods are landing from outer space 
Pods they leave me alone 

I don't know what conventions you go to 
I don't know what movies you've seen 
I don't wanna hear explainations of unexplainable things. 

It's not that I don't belive in aliens 
It's just, I really dont care. 
I wouldn't mind some interplanetary freinds 
until they come I'll hang in my own hemisphere 

Holy ghost is coming to Earth 
Saving souls of all of the jerks 
The holy ghost is coming to earth 
Savior man don't save me 

The number 1 son is flippin the tab 
payin for sins and under your hat 
the number 2 son is flippin the bill 
let me chip in for the tip 

I dont understand why you beg for forgiveness 
Just b4 you do it again 
Is it morals your lifting towards you 
or actually help from a man? 

Its not that I don't belive in Jesus Christ 
Its just I care about other things 
the world could certianly use some miracles, 
until then I'll put my faith in human beings. 

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PUMP UP THE VALUUM 

My mind is wide asleep 
My conscience keep awake 
The promises I deep 
Are not the ones I make 
I count the costant causes 
I lost count of regrets 
A surplus of good intentions don't 
provide me with content 
all I want is just a little content 

I choose the beaten path 
I've been to where it leads 
Why I keep coming back 
A mistery to me 
I found what I've been seeking 
It's too late for me to care 
My inspiration's leaking 
from a hole I can't repair 
maybe I just don't want it repaired 

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GERM FREE ADOLESCENTS 

I know she's antiseptic 
her deodorant smells nice 
I'd like to get to know you 
But you're deep frozen like the ice 
She's a germ free adolescent 
Cleanliness is her obsession 
She cleans her teeth ten times a day 
Scrub away scrub away scrub away 
The S.R. way.... 
You may get to know her 
If your gloves are sterilised 
Rinse your mouth with listerine 
Blow disinfectant in her eyes 
Her phobia is infection 
She needs one to survive 
It's her built-in protection 
Without fear she'd give up and die 

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SAN FRANCISCO FAT 

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes 
Egos get as big as Billy Corgan's (that's big) 
Skinny Girl - Eat some more food 
Muscle man - You look like a fucking freak 

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend 
Not a place for a nice person to live (I do) 
Movie Star - No one likes you 
How'd you learn to be so fucking mean? 

Take me home (to) Sweet West bay 
Big Women (oh), Stinky's Peep Show 
This Thursday (yeah), Glamour pussy 
And some New York band - (Let's Go) Let's Go! 

Los Angeles Über Alles 
Or at least that's what they like to believe 

Take me home (to) Sweet West bay 
Big Women (oh), Stinky's Peep Show 
This Thursday (yeah), Boobzilla 

Flattens Out Dick Tokyo - (Let's Go) Let's Go! 

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