FUCK THE KIDS! 
FUCK THE KIDS! 
FUCK THE KIDS! 

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FUCK THE KIDS II 

FUCK THE KIDS! 
FUCK THE KIDS! 
FUCK THE KIDS! 

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I'M TELLING TIM 

You better watch out 
You better not cry 
You better put out 
Records D.I.Y. 
Cause it's not what 
You been and if 
You fuck up.... 
I'm tellin Tim 

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REGAN SUCKS 

Heard it first from Reagan youth 
Dead Kennedys and D.I. too 
Wanna burn the effigie 
From DRI to MDC 
Guess what nostalgia sucks 
But I miss songs about 
How Reagan sucks 
We all shared the same 
Enemy - from CFA to Shattered Faith 

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MY NAME'S BUD (My parents smoked too much pot) 

They're always doin fry 
They try to get me high 
I felt the pressure but I never did 
They used to call me dude 
Put drugs in my food, 
Took my squirt gun 
And made it a bong, 
My sister's name 
Is Mary Jane 
And mine's Bud 

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TWO ON GLUE 

Who huffed at the party? Me and you 
At the party, two on glue 
Gonna get up going down 
We're just two on glue 
Turn this place into a den 
We're just two on glue 
Living large and getting small 
We're just two on glue 
Turn this place into a den 
We're just two on glue 

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PLEASE STOP FUCKIN MY MOM 

What the fuck are you doing 
Don't you know right from wrong 
I didn't care you fucked my sister 
But please stop stickin it into my mom. 
My mom, my mom, please stop fucking my mom 
Humiliations over come me 
My other friends laughing 
At my predicament of huge proportions 
Homie's eating out my mudders pie! 

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MURDER THE GOVERNMENT 

I wanna see the constitution burn 
I wanna watch the white house overturn 
I wanna witness some blue bloods blood bleed red 
I wanna tar and lynch the KKK 
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA 
I wanna pay the lobyists 
To kill themselves! 
Murder the government 
Murder the government 
Murder the government and then, 
Do it again, yeah 

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STRANGER THAN FISHIN 

I got a six string guitar 
I'm a rock n roll star 
I aint no musician 
Some things are 
Stranger than fishin 

Know how to bean on a drum 
Know how to sing out of key 
I aint no musician 
Some things are 
Stranger than fishin 

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STUPID CANADIENS 

What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do? 
You Sit In Judgement 
You Can't Be Wrong 
Your Infallible Power's Undeniably Wrong 

You Can Kill Us In Your Wars 
You Can Jail Us With Your Laws 
You Can Take Away Our Bodies But We'll Never Fit The Mould 
'Cause you'll never have Our Minds And You'll Never Have Our Souls 

You Fill Us Up With Lies 
'Till our brothers we despise 
You live in fear 
You live by hate 
The wars are coming and you can't wait 

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ERIC MELVIN VS. PCP 

Eric Melvin took PCP one night in Hollywood. 
It was pretty funny 
He kept saying "Help Me" 
Over and over again. 
Then he started puking 
That was cool. 
Then he passed out 
That was boring. 
Oh well 

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ALWAYS HATE HIPPIES 

You are a hippie 
You smell like skunk 
I'm your arch-enemy 
A middle class punk 
Get out 
Get a life 
Get a job 
Everyone's smoking grass 
Everyone is an ass 
Can't you afford to cut your hair? 
Cause Frank and I will cut it off for free 
Never trust a hippie 
They'll sell you bad drugs 

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