"Affection not dissection" 
"Meat is murder" 
"Animals are for petting" 
Oh shut up already 

I'm tired of you whining 
About poor little animals dying 
And the food they are supplying 
Because if a big animal had the chance 
It wouldn't take another glance 
It would eat you up 

"Affection not dissection" 
"Meat is murder" 
"Animals are for petting" 
Oh shut up already 

I don't want to listen 
And I'm tired of your bitchen 
About what's in my kitchen 
Because if a big animal had the chance 
It wouldn't take another glance 
It will eat you up 

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FREE DUMB 

Don't even try to tell us 
What we can and cannot say. 
Profanity's a tool that 
You cannot take away. 
Is freedom of expression 
Just a load of shit? 
Just another farce in 
American politics. 

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HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD 

I've got to get out of I've got 
To get out of this hood, I've 
Got to get out of this neighborhood 
I've got to get out of it, got to get out 

I've had enough, wont call their bluff 
I'm not going to live in fear 
Racism lives on both sides so 
I'm gonna get the hell out of here 

"Do you want crack, do you need smack 
On the track do you want grass 
Smoke hash you white trash" 

You better watch out, you better watch out 
You better watch out, watch out 

I've had it up to here 
I'm not gonna live in fear 
They're the ones who are racist not me 
Why cant they just let me be 

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A200 CLUB 

Why do I keep scratching 
Scratching my balls 
I don't like this feeling 
I don't like it at all 

Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs 
I got those little fuckers biting and 
Sucking my blood 

There's crab eggs in my bed 
There in the carpet too 
I'll go to the store 
Buy A200 shampoo 
I got R.I.D. of them 
I got all of them 
They wont be back 
Wait a second, what is 
This itching in my crack 

Cause I got crabs, I got crabs 
I got crabs, I got those little 
Fuckers biting and sucking my blood 

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SLOPPY ENGLISH 

I play pool cause I'm no fool 
I play pool cause I'm cool 
I play pool after school 
I play pool all the time 

Cue in my left hand, beer in right 
I shoot and drink all through the night 
That sloppy english does me just right 
I use that sloppy english all the time 

I hold my stick 
Like I hold my dick 
Hustling beers from wetto 
That's the trick 

I use that sloppy english 
All the time. 

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YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! 

Hey you, you have too much hair 
And we don't like what you wear 
And you have really bad breath 
So were gonna beat you to death 

Because there is plenty of us 
And only one of you 
We've got plenty of reasons 
And here's just a few 

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 
I was walking and you were in my way 
You looked at me without my permission 
And never even apologized 

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 
That's good enough reason for me to bash 
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 
That's good enough reason for me to smash 

No justice/there's just us/so trust us 

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter 

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MISTER JONES 

My name is mister Jones 
I get inside your bones 
I know just how to make you tweek 
You soon will be my freak 

Because I know what you need 
I control your mind 
I roll up your sleeves 
I make ties that bind 

You'll soon be begging on your knees 
You've got the disease 
I cant seem to live without you 
Without you what's the "point" 
I wasn't born with a silver burnt spoon 
Mr. Jones do I still have any choice? 

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VEGETARIAN MUMBO JUMBO 

I don't want tofu 
I'd rather have a mouth full of beef stew 
I don't want to be vegetarian 
Why eat beans when you can have steak instead? 

I don't feel bad about 
Eating something that's dead 
So why should I be sad 
For cows getting hit in the head? 
So I like eating fish 
Tell me what's wrong with this 
How can you blame me 
For eating chicken of the sea? 

Don't waste your breath yelling at me 
About animal rights 
And how they should be free 
It's survival of the fittest 
And were winning 

I don't feel bad about 
Eating something that's dead 
So why should I be sad 
For chickens being force fed 
So I like eating fish 
Tell me what's wrong with this 
How can you blame me 
For eating chicken of the sea? 

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BEER BONG 

If I want some beer 
I don't want to hear 
About how I missed the show 
Because I drink to slow 
So pass me the beer bong 
It wont take very long 
For me to put down 
This torpedo to the ground 
Because drinking beer is to slow 
Beer bong is the way to go 
To go to go 
Don't drink to slow! 

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PIECE 

You fight for peace, but whereas the war 
What the fuck are doing this for 
You say disarment that's the key 
Well that's not they way it looks to me 

You wear your leather jacket 
But you won't eat meat 

Piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair 
Go out, hang out, do you really care? 

There's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit 
If you want some changes, don't be a hypocrite 

Fuck the system, that's what they say 
But they live by it everyday 
Food stamps and welfare checks 
Would you rather starve to death 

You wear a leather jacket 
But you wont eat meat 
Piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair 
Go out, hang out, do you really care 

Don't you feel ridiculous now! 
Half your wardrobe comes from a cow 
Do you believe in anarchy? 
Who are you really trying to be? 

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I LIVE IN A CAKE 

I live in a cake 
The one that I make 
Don't wanna hear 
About my mistakes 
This is the chance I take 
I live in a cake 
The one that I make 
Try not to worry 
About what's at stake 
I'm on the take 

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NO PROBLEMS 

Sitting by yourself again 
No friends are near 
You got a needle in one hand 
And in the other one a beer 
You cant cope with life 
You can even get up 
Who's gonna help you? 
You've got to pick yourself up. 

But I've got no problems 
I've got no problems.... 

Your minds so fuckin clouded 
You can't see through the hayes 

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ON THE RAG 

It's that time of the month 
Again, your bitching 
Stop yelling at me 

I know you've got to plug 
Yourself up 
But why take it out on me 

Just leave me alone 
Stop yelling at me 
Leave me alone 
When its your time to bleed 

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TRUCK STOP BLUES 

A truck stop in kansas 
With nowhere to 
To many days without any shows 
5 cups of coffee 
As I just sit and mold 
It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup 
It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up 
My body has shifted to the touring mode 
Trying to sleep 
In the van on the road 
I gotta find a place to call home 
I've got the truck stop blues 
Taking care of myself paying my dues 
Living life day by day 
I've got the truck stop blues 
Don't think I'd have it any other way 

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