Liza's had enough of men 
She says, she won't get burnt again 
She says, they don't know how to fuck 
Her last boyfriend, the shmuck 
Shared with her a nice disease 
Kept her passive, on her knees 
'Til one day she took his car 
And drove it to the city 

Liza had put down a few 
When she met this girl named Lou 
Who convinced her to go home with her 
She said, "My name's Louise 
Now will you take off my clothes please? 
I want to take you to the moon and back 
So get on your back." 

With a flick of the tongue 
She made her scream 
She made her laugh 
She made her dance 
She was happy for the first time 
And you know she wanted more 

Now with her legs spread wider 
She needed to have Louise inside her 
She said, "I'll never forget the first time 
You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." 
Louise didn't need a second invitation 
She knew just what to do 

Liza had cum a few times before 
But she had never even seen the door 
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh 
She felt just like 16 
And her life before now was a dream 
Or even a nightmare that's over and done 
Just like warm healing rays 
Shining from the sun 

They make her beam 
They make her laugh 
They make her dance 
She was happy for the first time 
And you know she wanted more 

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THE LONGEST LINE 

In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light 
Not just a headlight 
Like the one that's heading right for me 
It would be nice if things could turn out right 
Turn out right yeah 
Don't think I'll ever see the day 

I must have done something wrong 
Or maybe pissed off God 

I think of Chinese food when I think of life 
That's sweet and sour 
My life is sweet as saccharine 
You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not 
Not the same, No 
I am the one Johnny Carcinogen 

I must have fucked with some witch 
In turn she cursed me, cursed my life 

At the end of the longest line 
That's where I will always be 
If you need to find me, just go to 
The end of the longest line 

But officer that was a yellow light 
The light was red, son 
Insubordination, reckless driving 
I must be wrong, this can't be right 
I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous 
For someone lacking luck, like me 

At the end of the longest line 
That's where I will always be 
If you need to find me, just go to 
The end of the longest line 

At the end of the longest line 
That's where I will always be 
At the end of the longest line 

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