LINOLEUM
Possesions never meant anything to me
I'm not crazy (Cause I got none)
Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor
That's right, I've got a floor
So what, so what, so what?
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and
holes
Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to
fall right down my leg
And on the floor
My closest friend linoleum
Linoleum
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
Metal meter in my hand
Sporting a pocket full of shit
That's me on the street with a violin under my
chin
Playing with a grin, singing G.B.H.
That's me on the back of the bus
That's me in the cell
That's me inside your head
That's me inside your head
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YOU'RE BLEEDING
You've got the beauty,
but that don't mean a thing
A bland reciprocation,
but that dosen't bother me
You're happier with lights on
underneath a darkened sky
Only in the spotlight
can you tell me of your crimes
I understand the situation, but I can't
Seem to understand the motivations
you once had
I recall a message I once left behind a screen
I was entranced,
when you were never there for me
You're draining, you're draining me,
I'm not a tub
What ever happened to the girl I used to hold?
I held in such a high regard
Where is the girl who had it all?
I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause
I used to feel so lucky
Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms
I knew from where it had been coming
You're bleeding, you're bleeding me,
I can recall
The passions you once had,
where did they go?
I knew a girl who had it all?
I knew a girl where did she go?
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MORON BROTHERS
Talking about the Moron Bros',
tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
They're idiots, losers, they're scum
Taking advantage of everyone
You're a dog, they're your fleas
Doing everything they can to spread disease
They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
Leave with you microscopic bugs
Their company is something you won't miss
When your icetrays are filled with piss
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They'll whine, they'll bitch,
they'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch,
they are the itch you can't scratch
Do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc.
They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
Tabasco's in your mouth,
there's mustard up your nose
When your head is shaved
you'll think the worst has passed
Just try to move your leg
they've put you in a cast
They are the Moron Brothers
Don't get along with others
They may not go down in history
But they'll go down on your sister
and your mama, and your father!
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PUNK GUY
Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga
Not just he singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole
and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll
smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother fucker
I ever did see
Why Hell in Detroit he was more punk
than me even
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover
of Maximum Rock'n'Roll
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BOB
He Spent fifteen years getting loaded
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded
Now what's Bob gonna do now
that he can't drink?
The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"
Bob said, "That's just the point,
I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else
to pass the time."
Had someone shave his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter
to take him out of town
They could get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother fuckers go...
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin' in heads
at the punk rock show, yeah
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda guy
who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
"Quit your drinkin', now's the time."
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin' ass and bustin' heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
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LIFE O'RILEY
I sit in my easy chair
I've got so much time to spare
because I know in my future days
I'll have my lionshare
There's nothing I like better
than getting something for nothing
some will tell you
that nothing's for free
obviously they've not met me.
You can have your cake and eat it too
and there's plenty of free lunch for you
if you think you're getting cheated
then you don't have a clue
you don't know where you are, or what to do.
I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly
I live the life...the life of riley
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DON'T
DRINK AND DRIVE
I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop and think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze.
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill.
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related.
What does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team.
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EAST BAY
Get out of my way
Can't you see im from East Bay
I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U.
I bet I got way more piercings than you
I just love this town
My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds
Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free
She don't pay rent neither do me
(hey hey hey)
When we go out tonight
Gotta get my hair just right
Prodius pads with 2 inch sole
I’ll get my picture with Murray Bowles
Gotta get those flyers out
Might get signed to lookout
After that i'll go far
Fame, Fortion, D.M.R.
Rock City News
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SOUL DOUBT
Sometimes I feel my life
is going 'round in circles
Beneath my eyes are bluish black
There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to
Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt
I stick My head out of the window, it's closed
Instead of air, I get glass stuck in to my head
The city's sounding,
and I can't seem to stop the pounding
Can't keep my thoughts
from flying 'round
Not sure what I am thinking about,
I got soul doubt
A shameless display,
wearing a smile full of pain
A frameless Erte,
a painting without a signature
She's waiting for someone to save her
As I pass her I see Cinderella
She dosen't fit into the slipper
Like she fits in a bottle of liquor
There's no one to take her away
Her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me
The question is asked,
Whatcha' gonna do for me?
I don't want nothin', just a connection
I gotta know what she's all about
Cause I know she's been there
Soul doubt
I stick my head out of the window once again
This time I see a thousand faces all too clear
They wear the same expression,
I've seen in my face
So many times, I know exactly how they feel
I know exactly how they feel
I know just what they think about
They've got soul doubt
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KILL
ALL THE WHITE MAN
The white man call himself civilized
Cause he know how to take over
The white man come to pillage my village
Now he tell me I have to bend over
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
No I don't like the white man up in me
He rape my people as he rape my country
Everything I love and cherish,
he try to take away
We will be rid of him, soon come the day
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
Oh yeah, kill all the white man
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BEER BONG
If I want some beer
I dont want to brat
about how I missed the show
because I drink to slow
so pass me the beer bong
it wont take very long
for me to put down
this torpedo to the ground
because drinking beer is to slow
beer bong is the way to go
to go
to go
dont drink to slow!
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TOGETHER
ON THE SAND
I jack off with my left hand
Together on the sand
We walked hand in hand
On the beach front
She smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my thumb up in her starbolt
heard she music played on the radio
So I turned it off
We walked down to the water
As I fucked your Grandmother's Daughter
(that's your mama)
The wave swept us away
What a ho.
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NOWHERE
You can't believe
the things you see and read
The Soviet threat
Our pseudo enemy
What's scaring me?
Our foreign policy
To make the world safe for business
Call it democracy
Our human nature, it's all the same
We spend our lives
in the pursuit of happiness
So stop the hate, open the iron gate
It's our destiny
to make the cold war history
You think I give a shit
If you're a socialist
If you're a capitalist
We've all got to exist
On this planet with nowhere to run
The millions of brainwashed
must open their eyes
We are one
With us over here and them over there
Barbed wire borders are going nowhere
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THE BREWS
Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz
Goin' out to terrorize goyem
Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin'
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois
Orthopedic Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kickin' through the shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead hebrews
We got the might, psycho mashuganas
We can't lose a fight,
as we are the chosen ones
Chutspah, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from
our meat
Common you schmuck, one more time for revertial!
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BUGGLEY
EYES
Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
You got so loaded, you thought that she
Was the most beautiful gal
that you ever did see
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep
with Bo derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
Woke up in the morning, to your surprise
A couple melons in tube socks,
And buggley eyes
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep
with Bo Derek
And woke up with Bo Diddley?
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