I Heard They Suck Live
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     LINOLEUM
     YOU'RE BLEEDING
     MORON BROTHERS
     PUNK GUY
     BOB
     LIFE O'RILEY
     DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
     EAST BAY
     SOUL DOUBT
     KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN
     BEER BONG
     TOGETHER ON THE SAND
     NOWHERE
     THE BREWS
     BUGGLEY EYES
 
LINOLEUM 

Possesions never meant anything to me 
I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) 
Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar
And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor 
That's right, I've got a floor 
So what, so what, so what? 
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes 
Where everything imporatnt to me just seems to fall right down my leg 
And on the floor 
My closest friend linoleum 
Linoleum 
Supports my head, gives me something to believe 
That's me on the beachside combing the sand 
Metal meter in my hand 
Sporting a pocket full of shit 
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin 
Playing with a grin, singing G.B.H. 
That's me on the back of the bus 
That's me in the cell 
That's me inside your head 
That's me inside your head 

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YOU'RE BLEEDING 

You've got the beauty, 
but that don't mean a thing 
A bland reciprocation, 
but that dosen't bother me 
You're happier with lights on 
underneath a darkened sky 
Only in the spotlight 
can you tell me of your crimes 
I understand the situation, but I can't 
Seem to understand the motivations 
you once had 
I recall a message I once left behind a screen 
I was entranced, 
when you were never there for me 
You're draining, you're draining me, 
I'm not a tub 
What ever happened to the girl I used to hold? 
I held in such a high regard 
Where is the girl who had it all? 
I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause 
I used to feel so lucky 
Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms 
I knew from where it had been coming 
You're bleeding, you're bleeding me, 
I can recall 
The passions you once had, 
where did they go? 
I knew a girl who had it all? 
I knew a girl where did she go? 

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MORON BROTHERS 

Talking about the Moron Bros', 
tattooed fingers, tattooed toes 
They're idiots, losers, they're scum 
Taking advantage of everyone 
You're a dog, they're your fleas 
Doing everything they can to spread disease 

They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs 
Leave with you microscopic bugs 
Their company is something you won't miss 
When your icetrays are filled with piss 
They are the Moron Brothers 
Don't get along with others 

They'll whine, they'll bitch, 
they'll fuck you if you're rich 
They'll leach, they'll latch, 
they are the itch you can't scratch 
Do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc. 

They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed 
Tabasco's in your mouth, 
there's mustard up your nose 
When your head is shaved 
you'll think the worst has passed 
Just try to move your leg 
they've put you in a cast 
They are the Moron Brothers 
Don't get along with others 

They may not go down in history 
But they'll go down on your sister 
and your mama, and your father! 

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PUNK GUY 

Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian 
Got colored teeth like Johnny 
Exudes a vicious disposition 
His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps 
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga 
Not just he singer in the band 
Voted biggest asshole 
and role model of the year 
Got a face like Charles Bronson 
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin 
Not just a singer in the band 
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas 
He was the punkest mother fucker 
I ever did see 
Why Hell in Detroit he was more punk 
than me even 
He should've been on the cover 
He should've been on the cover 
He should've been on the cover 
of Maximum Rock'n'Roll 

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BOB 

He Spent fifteen years getting loaded 
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded 
Now what's Bob gonna do now 
that he can't drink? 
The Doc said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?" 
Bob said, "That's just the point, 
I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing 
Now I gotta do something else 
to pass the time." 
Had someone shave his head 
Got a new identity 
Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots 
And a girl who rides a scooter 
to take him out of town 
They could get away 
Riding around, as the trucks drive by 
You could here the mother fuckers go... 
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe 
He'll be kickin' in heads 
at the punk rock show, yeah 
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what 
Bob's the kinda guy 
who knows just what to do 
When the doctor tells him to 
"Quit your drinkin', now's the time." 
Will he ever walk the line 
To all my friends, I feel just great 
But will he ever walk the line 
Kickin' ass and bustin' heads 
Red suspenders 
Once a day he shaves his head 
But will he ever walk the line? 

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LIFE O'RILEY 

I sit in my easy chair 
I've got so much time to spare 
because I know in my future days 
I'll have my lionshare 

There's nothing I like better 
than getting something for nothing 
some will tell you 
that nothing's for free 
obviously they've not met me. 

You can have your cake and eat it too 
and there's plenty of free lunch for you 
if you think you're getting cheated
then you don't have a clue 
you don't know where you are, or what to do. 

I live the lifestyle they speak of so highly 
I live the life...the life of riley 

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DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE 

I say don't drink and drive 
you might spill your drink 
before you get behind 
that wheel, just stop and think 
you can take your chances 
but there's so much to lose 
another bumpy road, 
there's so much wasted booze. 
I'm not so worried 
about how many I kill 
I'm much more concerned 
with how much beer I spill. 
35% of accidents 
are cause by pixilated 
the other 65% are not 
alcohol related. 
What does this tell us 
about the drunk drivers 
they seem to have a 
better record than 
the sober team. 

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EAST BAY 

Get out of my way 
Can't you see im from East Bay 
I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U. 
I bet I got way more piercings than you 

I just love this town 
My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds 
Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free 
She don't pay rent neither do me 
(hey hey hey) 

When we go out tonight 
Gotta get my hair just right 
Prodius pads with 2 inch sole 
I’ll get my picture with Murray Bowles 

Gotta get those flyers out 
Might get signed to lookout 
After that i'll go far 
Fame, Fortion, D.M.R. 
Rock City News 

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SOUL DOUBT 

Sometimes I feel my life 
is going 'round in circles 
Beneath my eyes are bluish black 
There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to 
Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt 
I stick My head out of the window, it's closed 
Instead of air, I get glass stuck in to my head 
The city's sounding, 
and I can't seem to stop the pounding 
Can't keep my thoughts 
from flying 'round 
Not sure what I am thinking about, 
I got soul doubt 
A shameless display, 
wearing a smile full of pain 
A frameless Erte, 
a painting without a signature 
She's waiting for someone to save her 
As I pass her I see Cinderella 
She dosen't fit into the slipper 
Like she fits in a bottle of liquor 
There's no one to take her away 
Her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me 
The question is asked, 
Whatcha' gonna do for me? 
I don't want nothin', just a connection 
I gotta know what she's all about 
Cause I know she's been there 
Soul doubt 
I stick my head out of the window once again 
This time I see a thousand faces all too clear 
They wear the same expression, 
I've seen in my face 
So many times, I know exactly how they feel 
I know exactly how they feel 
I know just what they think about 
They've got soul doubt 

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KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN 

The white man call himself civilized 
Cause he know how to take over 
The white man come to pillage my village 
Now he tell me I have to bend over 

Oh yeah, kill all the white man 

No I don't like the white man up in me 
He rape my people as he rape my country 
Everything I love and cherish, 
he try to take away 
We will be rid of him, soon come the day 

Oh yeah, kill all the white man 
Oh yeah, kill all the white man 
Oh yeah, kill all the white man 
Oh yeah, kill all the white man 

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BEER BONG 

If I want some beer 
I dont want to brat 
about how I missed the show 
because I drink to slow 
so pass me the beer bong 
it wont take very long 
for me to put down 
this torpedo to the ground 
because drinking beer is to slow 
beer bong is the way to go 
to go 
to go 
dont drink to slow! 

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TOGETHER ON THE SAND 

I jack off with my left hand 

Together on the sand 
We walked hand in hand 
On the beach front 
She smiled at me 
As she tightly held my hand 
I had my thumb up in her starbolt 
heard she music played on the radio 
So I turned it off 
We walked down to the water 
As I fucked your Grandmother's Daughter 
(that's your mama) 
The wave swept us away 

What a ho. 

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NOWHERE 

You can't believe 
the things you see and read 
The Soviet threat 
Our pseudo enemy 
What's scaring me? 
Our foreign policy 
To make the world safe for business 
Call it democracy 

Our human nature, it's all the same 
We spend our lives 
in the pursuit of happiness 
So stop the hate, open the iron gate 
It's our destiny 
to make the cold war history 

You think I give a shit 
If you're a socialist 
If you're a capitalist 
We've all got to exist 
On this planet with nowhere to run 
The millions of brainwashed 
must open their eyes 
We are one 

With us over here and them over there 
Barbed wire borders are going nowhere 

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THE BREWS 

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz 
Goin' out to terrorize goyem 
Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas 
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin' 
Cause hey we're the Brews 
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos 
Oi Oi we're the boys 
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois 
Orthopedic Dr. Martins good for 
Waffle making, kickin' through the shin 
Reputation, gained through intimidation 
Pacifism no longer tradition 
Cause hey we're the Brews 
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos 
Oi Oi we're the Brews 
The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead hebrews 
We got the might, psycho mashuganas 
We can't lose a fight, 
as we are the chosen ones 
Chutspah, we battle then we feast 
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat 
Common you schmuck, one more time for revertial! 

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BUGGLEY EYES 

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek 
And woke up with Bo Diddley? 
Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek 
And woke up with Bo Diddley? 
You got so loaded, you thought that she 
Was the most beautiful gal 
that you ever did see 
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep 
with Bo derek 
And woke up with Bo Diddley? 
Woke up in the morning, to your surprise 
A couple melons in tube socks, 
And buggley eyes 
Yeah, have you ever gone to sleep 
with Bo Derek 
And woke up with Bo Diddley? 

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