(Waves crashing on a beach as a short intro)  

Fun Things To Fuck 
Fuck a Ball Fuck my mom 
Fuck that ass Fuck you all 
Fun Things to Fuck 
Fuck yourself!  

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JUICE HEAD  

Another Day, Another Drink 
I think your lifestyle is really fucking weak 
You work out all day 
Eat fast food 
But the Carrot juice makes you feel good 
Go back to gym to "burn it off" 
What a wreck you are 
I took piss on your SUV car 
I can't stand these Juiceheads!  

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THREE ON SPEED  

Three on speed x3 
Runnin' 'round 
Chasing people up and down 
But can they tell 
If they are people? 
Speed is bliss 
'Till you wake up 
And face the day 
It's all fucked up 
Three on speed  

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NEW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG?  

Happy birthday, you're not special 
You're getting older and not much better 
We don't want to embarrass you 
That's why we're singing this song 
So happy fucking birthday 
You're not special  

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TALKING 'BOUT YO MOMMA  

Yo momma makes me sneeze 
Yo momma is a tease 
My friends think she she's an easy lay 
But that is not the thing that's wrong 
The thing that's wrong is that I'm tired 
Tired of having to look at your mom!  

Your mom's a Slut, a slut, a slut slut slut slut sluuuuut.  

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PARTY ENEMA  

Party time, I love today 
The Government lost its main man 
The man that sits atop us all 
And Waits for each of us to fall 
He sits back and laughs 
When we fail 
Cashing in on deals he makes 
He is just as phony as all the fakes.  

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CAN'T GET THE STINK OUT  

It's stuck in my life! 
Your stink! 
Your stink! 
Your Stink! 
Get it off me! 
Your stink! 
Your stink! 
Your Stink! 
AHHHHHHHH!  

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GO TO WORK WASTED  

Last night, Too much 
Shoulda Quit, I'd had enough 
My Wife is pissed, I feel like shit 
But that is what I fucking get 
My job is easy 
It takes to effort 
But when I get up 
I get heavier  

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FUCK DA KIDS  

(This is about all you fuckers) 
Fuck da kids 
Fuck da kids 
Fuck da kids 
Fuck em!  

Fuck da kids 
Fuck da kids 
Fuck da kids 
Fuck em!  

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WHOA ON THE WHOAS  

Emo, What is that? 
Quit saying whoa 
You aren't the Beatles 
You aren't good 
Go back to where you came from 
Before I puke.  

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THREE SHITS TO THE WIND  

Why even try 
When I can quit 
Step on out 
And not give a flying shit 
This is what I want 
Not you.  

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PUKE ON COPS  

Oink Oink 
You've heard it before 
They take over 
And screw things up 
Sure I'll turn to you piggy 
If my house gets robbed 
But let’s leave it at that 
Oink Oink  

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I GOTTA PEE  

Get outta my way! 
Get outta my way! 
I have a small bladder and I gotta pee 
So if you don't want a mouth full of lemonade 
Get outta my way! 
Get outta my way! 
Too late 
Here is comes 
You waited to long 
Now take a swim 
Sucker!  

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TOTALLY FUCKED  

The Record is over 
We hope you enjoyed 
Our 7 minutes 
Of 14 songs 
It took 2 hours to record 
So don't complain if you get bored.  

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